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The Oldest Celebrity you would bonk..Sober !

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    #152
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Lorraine Kelly, she could wrap those sexy Glaswegian pins around my neck any time.

    Dolly Parton and her EEE knockers. The fun I'd have with them as well.


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    #153
    StewartGriffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    starviewadams wrote: »
    Vorderman/Hartley etc are surely still in MILF territory.

    Mid 50's I think


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    #154
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    StewartGriffin wrote: »

    Aha, but dark crystal is a mature intellect - despite the fact she is in her very early twenties. :cool:

    This is getting a wee bit creepy now...


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    #155
    StewartGriffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »

    I forgot Richard Gere. I am in love with that man ever since I watched An Officer and a Gentleman. I'm not into feelings/mush/chick flicks etc...but he made me very horny. There, I said it.

    Ihatecuddles - You horny Mynx!!


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    #156
    StewartGriffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    This is getting a wee bit creepy now...

    Lets leave the wee out of it,if that's possible.


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    #157
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Helen Mirren
    Miriam O'Callaghan
    Stifler's mom (even now)


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    #158
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Anne cassin, gives me a capital : D


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    #159
    fred funk }{
    Registered Users Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    I'm surprised nobody mentioned Pat Kenny's wife, Kathy. Yum yum!


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    #160
    BumskiOMara
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3 ✭BumskiOMara


    I'd love to horse one into Derek Davis. Don't think hes gay though.


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    #161
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    Patrick Stewart
    Anthony Hopkins
    pierce brosnan
    Liam neeson
    Sean Connery
    Alan rickman


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    #162
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Has everyone forgotten their childhood Saturday mornings ?

    Sally James
    http://sally-james.com/wp-content/gallery/promo-stills-bw/tiswas-studio-3.jpg Then and now http://www.arrse.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=88516&d=1346410880

    I would love to fling it up her phantom flan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    #163
    Playboy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭Playboy


    IMDB wrote:
    There was a study done of the faces of beautiful women, quantifying the ratio of the width of the mouth to the width of the nose, attempting to find the perfect proportions for the perfect face of feminine beauty (the ratio turns out to be something like 1.7). The movie star with the most perfect proportions for feminine facial beauty, based on this measure, turns out to be Michelle Pfeiffer.

    54 and Catwoman is as beautiful as ever


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    #164
    Snickers Man
    Registered Users Posts: 5,301 ✭✭✭Snickers Man


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    Helen Mirren and I'd love every second of it too.

    No contest.

    Dorty


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    #165
    not yet
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    kupus wrote: »
    Bibi Baskin


    /Close Thread.

    Ahhhh...my favourite place to be.


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    #166
    7ofBrian
    Registered Users Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭7ofBrian


    Betty White. I bet she'd suck a golf ball through a garden Hose.


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    #167
    Red Pepper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    Joan Rivers!


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    #168
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    tan11ie wrote: »
    The question is....why on Earth would anyone have chips in their knickers!

    Wait n' I tell this story ...

    Years ago I was 'goin' out' with a certain type of young lady and she phones me one night and says...

    " Would ya eat chips out of my knickers ? "

    "I certainly would says I"

    I then spent three hours driving around the city looking for a chipper called "My knickers ".


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    #169
    chughes
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    Come on,who wouldnt bang the wrinkly arse off Joan Collins?
    true wrote: »
    +1.

    she puts many women a third her age to shame

    She's even better when she's had a Snickers.


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    #170
    chughes
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    mattjack wrote: »
    Wait n' I tell this story ...

    Years ago I was 'goin' out' with a certain type of young lady and she phones me one night and says...

    " Would ya eat chips out of my knickers ? "

    "I certainly would says I"

    I then spent three hours driving around the city looking for a chipper called "My knickers ".

    Hmm... I'm not sure about this story Matt, it sounds a bit fishy.


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    #171
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    chughes wrote: »
    Hmm... I'm not sure about this story Matt, it sounds a bit fishy.

    Many years ago I had an accident , a bad head injury , my sense of depth and perception are little challenged , I take things literally as you you say them .

    How can something sound fishy ? Should it not smell fishy ? :)


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    #172
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    kupus wrote: »
    Bibi Baskin


    /Close Thread.
    not yet wrote: »
    Ahhhh...my favourite place to be.

    Up to your balls in....? :pac:


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    #173
    kupus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,151 ✭✭✭kupus


    mike65 wrote: »
    Up to your balls in....? :pac:

    i think it was buried to me balls within in bibi:pac:


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    #174
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Did that actually happen, or it it an urban myth?


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    #175
    dodderangler
    Registered Users Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Chandlers mam


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    #176
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Christopher Plummer is 83 and is more attractive now than he was in The Sound of Music.

    And Gregory Peck - well, he's dead now but right up to the end (he died aged 87) he was still gorgeous.


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    #177
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    quickbeam wrote: »

    And Gregory Peck - well, he's dead now but....

    Don't let that stop you!


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    #178
    eviltwin
    Registered Users Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Can't think of a single fella over 50 I'd call sexy....any suggestions? I'm feeling very ageist that I can't come up with one name.


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    #179
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Can't think of a single fella over 50 I'd call sexy....any suggestions? I'm feeling very ageist that I can't come up with one name.

    George Clooney?... I'd even give him one


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    #180
    Da Shins Kelly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,048 ✭✭✭Da Shins Kelly


    My name is URL wrote: »
    George Clooney?... I'd even give him one

    Something about George Clooney doesn't really appeal to me for some reason.


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    #181
    TheBza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 709 ✭✭✭TheBza


    Your one Daphne from the quiz show eggheads.


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