What if reincarnation is real.......

Bipolar Joe

But we are all the same "Spirit"? Like, I am HairyPrincess, Barry Scott, John Woo and a 17th century Eskimo.

There's no real thing, here, this just popped into my head and I blew my own mind.

amacca

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

But we are all the same "Spirit"? Like, I am HairyPrincess, Barry Scott, John Woo and a 17th century Eskimo.

There's no real thing, here, this just popped into my head and I blew my own mind.

whatever - I still have no control over the process..........if I did I'd have re-incarnated myself as a god among women and some, actually scratch that, a couple of beautiful ones would be carrying out unspeakably pleasurable (for me) acts upon my gorgeous manly body right now

sadly this is not the case

Bipolar Joe

amacca wrote: »

whatever - I still have no control over the process..........if I did I'd have re-incarnated myself as a god among women and some, actually scratch that, a couple of beautiful ones would be carrying out unspeakably pleasurable (for me) acts upon my gorgeous manly body right now

sadly this is not the case

But in a previous or future life, you'd be carrying out unspeakably pleasurable acts upon yourself in that exact same time and place. In fact, I am having this conversation with myself, which is you.

Seachmall

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

But in a previous or future life, you'd be carrying out unspeakably pleasurable acts upon yourself in that exact same time and place. In fact, I am having this conversation with myself, which is you.

Like this?


Liberal hippy bullshit.

DazMarz

I want to be reincarnated as a bra.

Or a Porsche 991.

Or have I missed the point entirely?

Duggy747

People I know or met who believes in reincarnation always seem to be told by a psychic that in a previous life they did something noble in World War 2 like be part of a French resistance or some horseshìte.

They must be going to the same psychic :pac:

Ruudi_Mentari

then it obviously can't come soon enough for the people that gulp on the ganges

1ZRed

God I'd hate to come back as EdenHazzard

admiralofthefleet

what if the light you see when you die is actually the light as you come out of a mary to begin a new life

Hal1

What? Barry Scott is dead? no shít.

Pilotdude5

I'm coming back as a butterfly. No one suspects the butterfly!

kowloon

Hal1 wrote: »

What? Barry Scott is dead? no shít.

Life is so fleeting, BANG! and you're gone...

shopaholic01

1ZRed wrote: »

God I'd hate to come back as EdenHazzard

Could be worse, you could come back as Justin Bieber;).

lukesmom

Really hope it's not real, once on this planet is more than enough

Capt'n Midnight

If reincarnation is real then the death penalty is too lenient :mad:

Bipolar Joe

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Could be worse, you could come back as Justin Bieber;).

You will or have been, as will I, depending on where I (We) are on the timeline of rebirth.

The Red Ace

Forget it Joe, they have being finding guys that have been planted for thousands of years without a move, remember that important old guy accross the pond only a few weeks ago, he was lucky he didnt end up under a motorway.

Bipolar Joe

The Red Ace wrote: »

Forget it Joe, they have being finding guys that have been planted for thousands of years without a move, remember that important old guy accross the pond only a few weeks ago, he was lucky he didnt end up under a motorway.

Huh?

Festy

If it is real knowing my luck I'll come back as myself.

Tom_Cruise

The Red Ace wrote: »

Forget it Joe, they have being finding guys that have been planted for thousands of years without a move, remember that important old guy accross the pond only a few weeks ago, he was lucky he didnt end up under a motorway.

u wot?

Mr. CooL ICE

Pilotdude5 wrote: »

I'm coming back as a butterfly. No one suspects the butterfly!

ahem

Truncheon Rouge

OP - Buddhism has a lot on this (to say the least).

It fits nicely with the theory of Karma. You might get away with being a dick or might get no reward for being nice in this life.....but come the next life the books get balanced.

You develop habits through choices on how to live, your consciousness, your personality takes on traits and these carry through after death to the new life.
Supposedly works with developed talents too, so the likes of a 4 year old playing Beethoven just brought it from his previous life as a musician.

DazMarz

1ZRed wrote: »

God I'd hate to come back as EdenHazzard

He's a class footballer tho. Plus, you get to kick kids!

1ZRed

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Could be worse, you could come back as Justin Bieber;).

Either way I'd lose my balls

OneArt

Awesome. I'll get to be Sonmi~451.

Not looking forward to the execution though.