We have a new Pope - Jorge Mario Bergoglio aka Francis I(Mod warning in OP)

snubbleste · 13-03-2013 6:08pm #1

After a day and a bit in conclave, white smoke has emerged from the Sistine Chapel.
But who is he

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DrumSteve · 13-03-2013 6:09pm

The pope?

spankysue · 13-03-2013 6:09pm

Please be William Shatner, please be William Shatner.....

snubbleste · 13-03-2013 6:09pm

But who?

phasers · 13-03-2013 6:10pm

Oh my God imagine if one of the Bishops came out and was like "Oops sorry guys I was just a bit chilly, my bad"

13-03-2013 6:10pm

What's this "we" business?

snubbleste · 13-03-2013 6:11pm

Watch it live on Aljazeera or Foxnews or TheGodChannel

Skerries · 13-03-2013 6:11pm

May his noodly appendages be upon him

mfceiling · 13-03-2013 6:11pm

My money is on..........cheltenham

Artful_Badger · 13-03-2013 6:11pm

Maybe the place is just on fire ?

Profiler · 13-03-2013 6:11pm

Has Brent Pope's other half given birth?

Mint Sauce · 13-03-2013 6:11pm

link?

hoodwinked · 13-03-2013 6:11pm

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batman ... I mean Leader!

DarkJager · 13-03-2013 6:11pm

Another 80 year old dark ages pedo sympathiser most likely, tradition and all that.

Snowie · 13-03-2013 6:12pm

wonder if hes as evil looking as the last one most importantly is he a nazi?

snubbleste · 13-03-2013 6:12pm

He'll be exposed to the world in about thirty minutes
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21758339

Crann na Beatha · 13-03-2013 6:12pm

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wildefalcon · 13-03-2013 6:12pm

snubbleste wrote: »

After a day and a bit in conclave, white smoke has emerged from the Sistine Chapel.
But who is he

Don't they know how to use a phone?

Pushtrak · 13-03-2013 6:13pm

irish-stew wrote: »

link?

Search by most recent, not most relevant. You'll find stories that way.

Rented Mule · 13-03-2013 6:13pm

So let me get this straight. They can tell there is a new pope because Whitesnake is playing on the roof of the Vatican ?

Strawberry Fields · 13-03-2013 6:13pm

Scola is new pope

Artful_Badger · 13-03-2013 6:13pm

Here we all are wondering who the new pope is and once its announced its "Gionopappi Bagnetallio" nobody will be any the wiser.

orestes · 13-03-2013 6:14pm

snubbleste wrote: »

He'll be exposed to the world in about thirty minutes

Oh great, another pervert.

donvito99 · 13-03-2013 6:14pm

I hear we have a new space pope as well

mike65 · 13-03-2013 6:14pm

Is he black? If so the worlds about to end

or does that only happen if the Pope is a meteor?

rednik · 13-03-2013 6:14pm

It's Morgan Freeman.

Pushtrak · 13-03-2013 6:15pm

Snowie wrote: »

wonder if hes as evil looking as the last one most importantly is he a nazi?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brCnq5VUBDk

1ZRed · 13-03-2013 6:15pm

Pfft.
He's got nothing on this lad
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071229224538/en.futurama/images/6/6b/SpacePope.png

snubbleste · 13-03-2013 6:15pm

EU to fine the Vatican for excess white smoke pollution

Thrill · 13-03-2013 6:15pm

Phoenix wrote: »

My money is on a blood drinking reptilian

Link?

Capt'n Midnight · 13-03-2013 6:15pm

what name will he take ?

smash · 13-03-2013 6:16pm

Artful_Badger wrote: »

Maybe the place is just on fire ?

We can only hope

DrumSteve · 13-03-2013 6:16pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

what name will he take ?

Probably the lords in vain when he realises the job he has to do.

phasers · 13-03-2013 6:16pm

Would they not get some young, sexy man to be pope? They'd have people flocking back to the Church

o1s1n · 13-03-2013 6:16pm

snubbleste wrote: »

He'll be exposed to the world in about thirty minutes
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21758339

The nuns look like they're about to orgasm.

My name is URL · 13-03-2013 6:16pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

what name will he take ?

Innocent... until proven guilty

BillyMitchel · 13-03-2013 6:16pm

Anything to be said for another mass??

snubbleste · 13-03-2013 6:17pm

The 114 other cardinals are probably kissing his ring right now!

13-03-2013 6:17pm

My money is on the Brazilian. Whoever it is

hoodwinked · 13-03-2013 6:17pm

so im bored with the smoke, :rolleyes:

when do we find out who won?

hoodwinked · 13-03-2013 6:18pm

o1s1n wrote: »

The nuns look like they're about to orgasm.

its as close as they'll ever get :pac:

mike65 · 13-03-2013 6:18pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

what name will he take ?

I hope its yours!

His Holiness Capt'n Midnight. Kinda :cool:

Rayne Wooney · 13-03-2013 6:18pm

Is it Dougal?

Thrill · 13-03-2013 6:18pm

So we could have a Brazilian?. Kinky.

Fr_Dougal · 13-03-2013 6:18pm

Young people of Ireland...

orestes · 13-03-2013 6:19pm

phasers wrote: »

Would they not get some young, sexy man to be pope? They'd have people flocking back to the Church

I don't think that throwing a hot young man into the vatican and telling everyone "he's the new head guy" would work out too well.

snubbleste · 13-03-2013 6:19pm

Crowd are chanting 'Il papa'
very fascist!

ChunkyLover_53 · 13-03-2013 6:20pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

what name will he take ?

Pope Todd Umpcious the First

kraggy · 13-03-2013 6:21pm

snubbleste wrote: »

EU to fine the Vatican for excess white smoke pollution

The Vaticans not in the EU.

peejay1986 · 13-03-2013 6:21pm

Rayne Wooney · 13-03-2013 6:21pm

If he's black and names himself Peter, we're all screwed, according to that Nostradamus chap.

We have a new Pope - Jorge Mario Bergoglio aka Francis I(Mod warning in OP)

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