Things That Only Women Seem to Do

Um IsNot AnAnsa

Things that only women do. Lots of positive things I'm sure.

But observing a couple of idiosyncratic habits:

1) At the till, emptying out their purses and spreading loose change on the counter top for the cashier to count.

2) Folding their arms when chatting at the door step.

What others have you noticed?

Fannyhead

Piss sitting down.

The Big Red Button

Have boobs

Bunny Buster

Give birth.

FloatingVoter

Tell me to **** off when I come onto them.

Fluorescence

Um IsNot AnAnsa wrote: »

1) At the till, emptying out their purses and spreading loose change on the counter top for the cashier to count.

Working in retail, I can tell you it's the aul men and the really young boys (like 10-11) who do this. Rarely the ladies :P

Gummy Panda

Squirting like squirtle the water pokemon

fran17

leaves all the lights on

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Menstruate, cry then eat chocolate..........rinse and repeat!

Fromthetrees

...and shouting...a load of women going around shouting...

ElleEm

I don't chat on doorsteps and I can count my own money, thanks!

Men usually don't carry purses, but when working in a supermarket, I had plenty of men take cash from their pockets and hold out their sweaty hands to pick the coins out to pay for their shopping.

fatknacker

Eat grapes

Cee-Jay-Cee

Bleed for a week without dying.

Turtyturd

FloatingVoter wrote: »

Tell me to **** off when I come onto them.

Stick to men.

Take longer than 10 minutes to use an ATM.

Littlehorny

Cover every couch and bed with about a thousand cushions and pillows. I just want to sit/lie down on the fookin things woman!!

fatknacker

Well, seeing as we're generalising...

Not molest children.

Gosub

Confuse the fuck out of me.

HowAreWe

expect people to know what they want.

FloatingVoter

fatknacker wrote: »

Well, seeing as we're generalising...

Not molest children.

Myra Hindley and Rose West congratulate you.

michellie

Littlehorny wrote: »

Cover every couch and bed with about a thousand cushions and pillows. I just want to sit/lie down on the fookin things woman!!

This drives Mr. Michellie nuts!






In my defence they make a huge difference to the whole room.

jaffacakesyum

Turtyturd wrote: »

Stick to men.

Take longer than 10 minutes to use an ATM.

Oh dear God, this drives me up the wall. And I'm usually not easily angered but it should take 5-10 minutes to use an ATM at most.

Men and women both guilty of being gobsh1tes in this one.

Lapin

Order 2 drinks in a busy bar then ask the barman "how much does that come to?" before handing him a €50 note.

Used to drive me nuts when I worked in the pub game.

ballsymchugh

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

Oh dear God, this drives me up the wall. And I'm usually not easily angered but it should take 5-10 minutes to use an ATM at most.

Men and women both guilty of being gobsh1tes in this one.

One minute at the most!!

Mr Benevolent

Women get to the till, are told the price and look oddly at the cashier, as if to say 'You mean I have to PAY for this?'

Napper Hawkins

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

Oh dear God, this drives me up the wall. And I'm usually not easily angered but it should take 5-10 minutes to use an ATM at most.

Men and women both guilty of being gobsh1tes in this one.

What? It's not a video game!

If you're still at the ATM after two minutes you're taking the piss!

senorwipesalot

Lick knives.

SCOOP 64

House cleaning and shopping.

fatknacker

FloatingVoter wrote: »

Myra Hindley and Rose West congratulate you.

Great, so you can name a few. Generalising being the operative word in my post. Because that's what happens in these threads, mostly.

wretcheddomain

Flapping their wings erratically as they power walk around towns under the mass delusion that they'll shift the pounds and then return home to tuck into a plate of hob nobs while watching a rom-com.

jaffacakesyum

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

What? It's not a video game!

If you're still at the ATM after two minutes you're taking the piss!

Nah to be fair, ATM's can be a load of sh1t. Some are fast and it should take 2 minutes max to take out money. Some are incredibly slow to load so there's not much you can do about that. Also, when you go to take out a €20 and there's only €50s left, that slows the process as well (very annoying when this happens). So pretending all scenarios go wrong, it could take around 5 minutes. I'm convinced people don't know how much they want to take out and are pondering which button to press in the meantime. :rolleyes:

Turtyturd

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

What? It's not a video game!

If you're still at the ATM after two minutes you're taking the piss!

Or are a woman.....it's even more annoying when they take the best part of ten minutes, you see them take out the card and the money and think they are going to step away, until they pull out a new card and use the machine again, making the exact same mistakes.

SCOOP 64

SCOOP 64 wrote: »

House cleaning and shopping.

Sorry misread threat, things that women only seem to do, not what women should do.

MiseryMary

Um IsNot AnAnsa wrote: »

Things that only women do. Lots of positive things I'm sure.

But observing a couple of idiosyncratic habits:

1) At the till, emptying out their purses and spreading loose change on the counter top for the cashier to count.

2) Folding their arms when chatting at the door step.

What others have you noticed?

Well with the men .

1) At the till The man would stand there like a dummy while his wife/gf is struggle to lift heavy stuff off the counter or packing by herself and he be messing with his phone etc

2) The guy is just as guilty when it comes to alot of change for the cashier to count.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Daveysil15

There are other services on ATM's besides withdrawing money.

strobe

Photosynthesize.

Czarcasm

Littlehorny wrote: »

Cover every couch and bed with about a thousand cushions and pillows. I just want to sit/lie down on the fookin things woman!!

I thought I was alone in this! My wife drives me mad with this sort of thing-

*wife spots an empty seat, runs for cushion quick to fill the gap as I'm just about to sit down and pushes me off the couch*


WHY??



*awaits impending "things only men do" parody thread*

jaffacakesyum

Turtyturd wrote: »

Or are a woman.....it's even more annoying when they take the best part of ten minutes, you see them take out the card and the money and think they are going to step away, until they pull out a new card and use the machine again, making the exact same mistakes.

I suppose the men that do this must have a valid excuse though. Sure don't get mad at them like.

LETHAL LADY

Speedy typing.

wretcheddomain

I'm expecting any time soon the 'Things That Only Men Seem to Do' thread.

racso1975

Ability to talk!!!! I know they say women use 20000 words a day and men 10000 words a day but i reckon the missus has the quota of 3 women!!!!

Phone bill arrived and she had 800 minutes a month free based on plan. Still maneged to spend 26hours on it!!!!

Prob explains why her brain is fried!!!!!

Oh and their ability to enjoy shoite tv eg soaps and reality muck

AnonoBoy

Oh the women. They're always doing things. All of them, the exact same things.

Gaaaahhhh!

Napper Hawkins

wretcheddomain wrote: »

I'm expecting any time soon the 'Things That Only Men Seem to Do' thread.

Well **** or get off the pot so! Let's have it!

greenflash

Speed up while you're overtaking them on a motorway. I once had some old wan go from 110 to 150kph while I was driving along beside her during overtaking. She pretended she was unaware of what was going on until she suddenly dropped back down to 110 ish. That was an extreme example but it happens regularly and the other driver is invariably female.

jaffacakesyum

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

Well **** or get off the pot so! Let's have it!

I think the women on AH are far too intelligent and yknow not sexist, to do that. Although I could be proven wrong :pac:

EMTFlynn

Form a group in the middle of tesco with their trolly, chat and block the rest of us hard working men who just want some burger buns and horse meat to go with it

Gyalist

Um IsNot AnAnsa wrote: »

Things that only women do. Lots of positive things I'm sure.

But observing a couple of idiosyncratic habits:

1) At the till, emptying out their purses and spreading loose change on the counter top for the cashier to count.

2) Folding their arms when chatting at the door step.

What others have you noticed?

They tend to turn their back to you when they are dressing/undressing.

Never, ever allow you to exit from a side road on to a main road ahead of them.

Lapin

racso1975 wrote: »

I know they say women use 20000 words a day......

True, but 75% of those words are "Oh My Gawd".

Thundercats Ho

WOMEN BE SHOPPIN

Sinbad311

Fanny farts

Napper Hawkins

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

I think the women on AH are far too intelligent and yknow not sexist, to do that. Although I could be proven wrong :pac:

Oh there's plenty of sexist females on here, dumb ones too. Thankfully in the minority though.

admiralofthefleet

talk bollox