Yazoo Milshakes

Munster46

I just discovered these and they are the greatest things every made.
Strawberry flavour is the best .
Does anyone else drink these if so what is your favourite flavour?

danslevent

Strawberry?!

It's all about the chocolate B-)

smash

Munster46 wrote: »

I just discovered these and they are the greatest things every made.

They changed them a few years ago, the old ones had a nicer recipe. I used to drink a large one every lunch!

I used to love them when I was a kid.

Now I just think "they're full of sugar".

When the hell did I get old?

boogle

Mmmmmmm diabetes.

ChunkyLover_53

You can get a high from Yazoo

As you peel back the foil lid & inhale really quickly through your nose to inhale the escaping gas

Its like the time Homer ate the insane chili & saw the spirit guide coyote

wolfpawnat

Banana flavoured, can't go wrong

wolfpawnat

boogle wrote: »

Mmmmmmm diabetes.

Meh, we're all gonna go some way, I may as well have fun on the way

My name is URL

wolfpawnat wrote: »

Banana flavoured, can't go wrong

Apart from the whole banana flavor thing

Omackeral

They used to have Vanilla flavoured ones also. Liquid manna from the gods.

kneemos

Made from unused cow semen I've heard from a reliable source.

Truncheon Rouge

yazoo is the anti-christ.
They taste like chalk, are too big and too expensive.

They take up shelf space and act as a competitor for the better, purer, non chalk-milk Moojo ...aka avonmore chocolate milk.

By buying yazoo you are supporting the rival tribe. Most shops will only stock 1 chocolate milk. I hate stupid yazoo drinkers.

(Moojo + apple cinnamon flapjack is recipe of gods)

Cungi

Chocolate yum yum.
Tesco keeps theirs on shelves with squash n stuff. Not in the cooler. I wonder how many preservatives are in it?

wolfpawnat

My name is URL wrote: »

Apart from the whole banana flavor thing

That's what makes it!!!! Can't stand the chocolate, yet I love hot chocolate, makes no sense!!!

SV

Ahhh lads, they're absolutely rotten..what's wrong with ye

wolfpawnat

Cungi wrote: »

Chocolate yum yum.
Tesco keeps theirs on shelves with squash n stuff. Not in the cooler. I wonder how many preservatives are in it?

Probably UHT milk, boiled to bejaysus and stored sterilely so to last longer than regular milk.

sfwcork

Ive never had one

So now im off to super valu

Will report in 20mins

super_furry

Eddie Rocket's chocolate malts are where it's at. No other milkshake will do.

jd007

wolfpawnat wrote: »

Probably UHT milk,

But nobody buys that cos it shíte :pac:

Lelantos

sfwcork wrote: »

Ive never had one

So now im off to super valu

Will report in 20mins

Wait 25 & report from the comfort of your toilet bowl

seamey beag84

Truncheon Rouge wrote: »

(Moojo + apple cinnamon flapjack is recipe of gods)

I shall put ur god's recipe to the test!

SimonTemplar

Much prefer Avonmore flavored milk

Clondalphian

I've seen a few shops use Yazoo mixed with the soft ice cream from the machines to make milkshakes. Really tasty!

wolfpawnat

jd007 wrote: »

But nobody buys that cos it shíte :pac:

So they put it into products like Yazoo to sell it and we all buy it unknowingly, you got to admit, they're smart. :pac:

It is the only possible way they can be left out of the fridge and still not go off as far as I can see.

wolfpawnat

Clondalphian wrote: »

I've seen a few shops use Yazoo mixed with the soft ice cream from the machines to make milkshakes. Really tasty!

I think I may have just came a little!!!!

catallus

Why don't people do it properly and buy Hershey's Chocolate Syrup and stir it into their milk? Yummy.

ChunkyLover_53

ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

You can get a high from Yazoo

As you peel back the foil lid & inhale really quickly through your nose to inhale the escaping gas

Its like the time Homer ate the insane chili & saw the spirit guide coyote

Just to point out that this, my previous post on the subject of Yazoo is a complete fabrication.

In light of all the stoner-esque threads in AH today, I left it there as a kind of subliminal trap for the deeply stoned thread browser.

I'm fairly confident that a certain percentage of the weed smoking population of AH may not get past the main page of this thread.

Therefore I created aforementioned post for the simple reason that someone out there will attempt to quickly open a bottle of Yazoo & attempt to quickly inhale escaping gas, hopefully resulting in a banana/strawberry/chocolate flavoured milky nostril.

I've had my fun & thats all that matters.


What will really blow their minds is if my complete lie turns out to be true :pac:

Irish Guitarist

If that's the nicest milkshake you've ever had you've obviously never tasted a Frijj fudge brownie milkshake.

Cungi

Clondalphian wrote: »

I've seen a few shops use Yazoo mixed with the soft ice cream from the machines to make milkshakes. Really tasty!

works just as well with plain ol hb vanilla too if you have a blender

Truncheon Rouge

ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

Just to point out that this, my previous post on the subject of Yazoo is a complete fabrication.

In light of all the stoner-esque threads in AH today, I left it there as a kind of subliminal trap for the deeply stoned thread browser.

I'm fairly confident that a certain percentage of the weed smoking population of AH may not get past the main page of this thread.

Therefore I created aforementioned post for the simple reason that someone out there will attempt to quickly open a bottle of Yazoo & attempt to quickly inhale escaping gas, hopefully resulting in a banana/strawberry/chocolate flavoured milky nostril.

I've had my fun & thats all that matters.


What will really blow their minds is if my complete lie turns out to be true :pac:

Somewhere theres a disappointed bunch of 16yo hoodies with a crate of yazoo

KTRIC

kneemos wrote: »

Made from unused cow semen I've heard from a reliable source.

Cow semen ??? :rolleyes:

Yeah right, they've been lacing them with horse semen for ages now. The M&S smoothies tested for 48% horse semen.

I'm furious about it, there was I thinking i've been drinking cow semen based smoothies and shakes for years !!! :mad:

Gummy Panda

Yazoo.. the choice of junkies to hide their physeptone.

Steve O

Hot chicken roll and a large chocolate yazoo = hangover be gone.

Scruffles

starbucks milkshake style; mocha & caramel frapachino with cream & caramel on top> cat pee> yazoo.
in order of heavenly beautifulness-to godawfulness.:cool:
just a pity starbucks is so feckin expensive.

Catari Jaguar

Does chocolate milk make anyone else really phlegmy afterwards?