Older Women.

fortuneteller · 24-02-2013 10:29pm #1

I'm 46 and for the last number of years i have been having sexual relations with a number of older women...By this i mean women as old as 74...Just wondered is this a new trend or am i on my own here...either way i don't mind...:)

Bipolar Joe · 24-02-2013 10:30pm

I lost my virginity to an older woman. It was pretty a pretty awesome relationship until I discovered she is a lunatic.

HondaSami · 24-02-2013 10:30pm

All at the same time,like an old orgy?

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 24-02-2013 10:31pm

Ew

I hope you wear protection? I read somewhere that zimmerframes are hard to fcuk on!

Gummy Panda · 24-02-2013 10:31pm

Must close a pretty penny on lube..

NegativeCreep · 24-02-2013 10:33pm

I'm gonna be sick. 74? Were they not dryer than Ghandi's sandal?

fortuneteller · 24-02-2013 10:33pm

No not at the same time but i have mentioned a 3 some and all were willing...just couldnt find someone that shared my taste.:)

Culleeo · 24-02-2013 10:34pm

A 74 year old, I wouldn't fancy it myself if I'm honest.
Each to their own I suppose.

Chao · 24-02-2013 10:34pm

In my late teens, early 20s there was a few that were in there 40s... but 74 ha each to there own. What ever floats your boat as they say.

nocoverart · 24-02-2013 10:34pm

74? Come ON! sick basturd

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 24-02-2013 10:34pm

74...sheesh!

Do ya have to peel it to get into it?

HondaSami · 24-02-2013 10:35pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

No not at the same time but i have mentioned a 3 some and all were willing...just couldnt find someone that shared my taste.:)

What ever turns you on i suppose. I would not be into someone that old.

fortuneteller · 24-02-2013 10:35pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Must close a pretty penny on lube..

Honestly i cant say i ever needed it some have been widowed and would be dripping literally...i kid youz not..Rarely came across a dry one...Funny thing though ..Most of these women but not all either are english, or spent time there.

Chao · 24-02-2013 10:36pm

Who am I kidding... 74 I probably would.

ITS_A_BADGER · 24-02-2013 10:36pm

You must get an awful horn on ya when near nursing homes!

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 24-02-2013 10:36pm

This is better than the safe thread.

stretchdoe · 24-02-2013 10:36pm

It's not only a hot new trend.

It's the hot new trend!

HondaSami · 24-02-2013 10:37pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

Honestly i cant say i ever needed it some have been widowed and would be dripping literally...i kid youz not..Rarely came across a dry one...Funny thing though ..Most of these women but not all either are english, or spent time there.

Please stop it now, im imagining you with my mother, eh

Bipolar Joe · 24-02-2013 10:37pm

To be fair to the OP, at 46, if you're looking for an older woman, your options kind of limited. Also, maybe they're mad hot geriatrics, it can happen.

fortuneteller · 24-02-2013 10:37pm

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

74...sheesh!

Do ya have to peel it to get into it?

Not at all Honestly! some of the best sex i've had was with older women all 60+

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 24-02-2013 10:38pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

Not at all Honestly! some of the best sex i've had was with older women all 60+

Fair play, at least someone is getting the fabled gummer.

pebbles21 · 24-02-2013 10:39pm

Banged an 89 year old once...she told me to come back next year ....the crack will be ninety!

ITS_A_BADGER · 24-02-2013 10:40pm

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Fair play, at least someone is getting the fabled gummer.

http://i.qkme.me/3pxxhs.jpg

Bipolar Joe · 24-02-2013 10:40pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

Not at all Honestly! some of the best sex i've had was with older women all 60+

It makes a lot of sense. I'd imagine they know literally all the tricks. Sure, they're not as bendy as they used to be, but all that repression from their youth is cast aside, because God only knows when the next time they're gonna get laid will be.

Madam_X · 24-02-2013 10:41pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

Honestly i cant say i ever needed it some have been widowed and would be dripping literally...i kid youz not..Rarely came across a dry one

Jeez, rein in the romantic stuff will ya? :pac:

fortuneteller · 24-02-2013 10:42pm

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

You must get an awful horn on ya when near nursing homes!

Well you'd be surprised the interest older women still have in that area...not all granted, and they won't admit it but i think it;s perfectly ok once both parties are fully compus mentus

Eden3 · 24-02-2013 10:42pm

This thread is WRONG on a MILLION levels .....! Ewwwww!:(

HondaSami · 24-02-2013 10:43pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

Well you'd be surprised the interest older women still have in that area...not all granted, and they won't admit it but i think it;s perfectly ok once both parties are fully compus mentus

Any of them ever die on you?

Bipolar Joe · 24-02-2013 10:43pm

HondaSami wrote: »

Any of them ever die on under you?

Fixed.

Howjoe1 · 24-02-2013 10:44pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

I'm 46 and for the last number of years i have been having sexual relations with a number of older women...By this i mean women as old as 74...Just wondered is this a new trend or am i on my own here...either way i don't mind...:)

don't tell me you work in a nursing home.:eek:

HondaSami · 24-02-2013 10:44pm

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Fixed.

The old ones might like to be on top.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 24-02-2013 10:45pm

How do ya go about it?

Creep around in the bingo hall?
Hang around outside the doctors?
Funeral crash to pick up grannies?

Oh dear Jesus...........you caress their hand while putting 20c into the church basket

Seriously though, how would you normally hook up with a 74 year old?

ciano1 · 24-02-2013 10:46pm

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

This is better than the safe thread.

Probably harder to get into too!

Bipolar Joe · 24-02-2013 10:47pm

HondaSami wrote: »

The old ones might like to be on top.

I can't imagine they'd manage it without getting real dizzy. Also, ever notice how old people fart more the higher they get? Every bounce, one slips out. Uncool.

Howjoe1 · 24-02-2013 10:47pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

I'm 46 and for the last number of years i have been having sexual relations with a number of older women...By this i mean women as old as 74...Just wondered is this a new trend or am i on my own here...either way i don't mind...:)

Are you Wayne Rooney's Dad?

fortuneteller · 24-02-2013 10:49pm

Well its pretty simple really, They are on social media sites like pof, and ayi on fb...i just say hello and if they answer i reel them in..by being really nice and not rude or pushy..They will all say looking for a man my own age but thats just a front i have at least 6 on the go at the moment ranging in age from 65 to 75...scouts honour..And the beauty is they never question you and are so nice and easy going..and of course no skinning up!

Busted Flat. · 24-02-2013 10:50pm

Howjoe1 wrote: »

Are you Wayne Rooney's Dad?

Wayne liked the granny as well.

dark crystal · 24-02-2013 10:50pm

Ah now, there are some beautiful women in their sixties and seventies, like Raquel Welch, Helen Mirren, Jane Seymour, Pam Grier, Sigourney Weaver and Susan Sarandon.

Don't tell me you wouldn't....

Howjoe1 · 24-02-2013 10:51pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

Well its pretty simple really, They are on social media sites like pof, and ayi on fb...i just say hello and if they answer i reel them in..by being really nice and not rude or pushy..They will all say looking for a man my own age but thats just a front i have at least 6 on the go at the moment ranging in age from 65 to 75...scouts honour..And the beauty is they never question you and are so nice and easy going..and of course no skinning up!

85 yr olds logging on to dating websites!! me granny can barely switch the PC on:p

stateofflux · 24-02-2013 10:52pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

Well its pretty simple really, They are on social media sites like pof, and ayi on fb...i just say hello and if they answer i reel them in..by being really nice and not rude or pushy..They will all say looking for a man my own age but thats just a front i have at least 6 on the go at the moment ranging in age from 65 to 75...scouts honour..And the beauty is they never question you and are so nice and easy going..and of course no skinning up!

did they knock a few years off their profiles?

Culleeo · 24-02-2013 10:52pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

Well its pretty simple really, They are on social media sites like pof, and ayi on fb...i just say hello and if they answer i reel them in..by being really nice and not rude or pushy..They will all say looking for a man my own age but thats just a front i have at least 6 on the go at the moment ranging in age from 65 to 75...scouts honour..And the beauty is they never question you and are so nice and easy going..and of course no skinning up!

You're preying on the vulnerable you horny bastard :P

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 24-02-2013 10:53pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

Well its pretty simple really, They are on social media sites like pof, and ayi on fb...i just say hello and if they answer i reel them in..by being really nice and not rude or pushy..They will all say looking for a man my own age but thats just a front i have at least 6 on the go at the moment ranging in age from 65 to 75...scouts honour..And the beauty is they never question you and are so nice and easy going..and of course no skinning up!

Aw man, do they send you away with a bit of pocket money too :P

Sorry dude, Im open to most things but this is creeping me the fcuk out. :pac:

Fair play to ya, I hope when Im that old (if I make it) that someone wants to bang me.

Bipolar Joe · 24-02-2013 10:53pm

dark crystal wrote: »

Ah now, there are some beautiful women in their sixties and seventies, like Raquel Welch, Helen Mirren, Jane Seymour, Pam Grier, Sigourney Weaver and Susan Sarandon.

Don't tell me you wouldn't....

I would so bang the ever loving shit out of Helen Mirren and Jane Seymour.

The Barefoot Pizza Thief · 24-02-2013 10:53pm

You're just an impatient necrophiliac.

skyhighflyer · 24-02-2013 10:53pm

Anyone else getting ads for 'Cougar Life' at the end of this thread? :eek:

Sauve · 24-02-2013 10:54pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

Well its pretty simple really, They are on social media sites like pof, and ayi on fb...i just say hello and if they answer i reel them in..by being really nice and not rude or pushy..They will all say looking for a man my own age but thats just a front i have at least 6 on the go at the moment ranging in age from 65 to 75...scouts honour..And the beauty is they never question you and are so nice and easy going..and of course no skinning up!

I call 'you do in your shyte' on this thread.....

7 7 12 · 24-02-2013 10:55pm

dark crystal wrote: »

Ah now, there are some beautiful women in their sixties and seventies, like Raquel Welch, Helen Mirren, Jane Seymour, Pam Grier, Sigourney Weaver and Susan Sarandon.

Don't tell me you wouldn't....

I wouldn't.

HondaSami · 24-02-2013 10:55pm

Sauve wrote: »

I call 'you do in your shyte' on this thread.....

He would need that many in case a few of them exits this life.

fortuneteller · 24-02-2013 10:56pm

stateofflux wrote: »

did they knock a few years off their profiles?

some do but most don't to be honest have an 82 year old at the moment from uk that has booked flights to come and see me , so that should be interesting..have seen her naked on the web cam and she looks great

HondaSami · 24-02-2013 10:57pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

some do but most don't to be honest have an 82 year old at the moment from uk that has booked flights to come and see me , so that should be interesting..have seen her naked on the web cam and she looks great

You are one sick puppy you know that.

Howjoe1 · 24-02-2013 10:57pm

The Barefoot Pizza Thief wrote: »

You're just an impatient necrophiliac.

Will someone check that Jimmy Saville is still six feet under.

OP portraying worrying signs.

Older Women.

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