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Brief Moments of Despair

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    #32
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    10,000 spoons and all I need is a knife


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    #33
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Stubbing your toe in the bathroom

    Pain worse then childbirth :(

    I raise you standing on an upturned plug.


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    #34
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    I raise you standing on an upturned plug.

    I raise you a zip full of foreskin.


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    #35
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Super-Rush wrote: »

    I raise you standing on an upturned plug.

    I raise you crossing a kid's room barefoot, floor covered in Lego!


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    #36
    Dwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Dwork


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    I raise you standing on an upturned plug.
    I see your plug and raise you stubbing your shin off a towbar as you round a parked vehicle.


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    #37
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,819 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Going to make a sandwich and finding the bread is stale..This happens a lot with Brennan's and I'm forced to either eat said stale bread or forgo it.


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    #38
    thiarfearr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭thiarfearr


    When you order a plain cheeseburger only to find it laden with gherkins


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    #39
    Boombastic
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    Dwork wrote: »
    I see your plug and raise you stubbing your shin off a towbar as you round a parked vehicle.

    I'll go all in for banging your knee off the sharp corner of a bedside locker, again :mad:


    I cried


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    #40
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    foxinsox wrote: »
    I raise you crossing a kid's room barefoot, floor covered in Lego!

    I raise you zipping forskin while Riverdancing on that Lego, stamping on that plug...


    ...and then getting a papercut under your fingernail.


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    #41
    Boombastic
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    fussyonion wrote: »
    Going to make a sandwich and finding the bread is stale..This happens a lot with Brennan's and I'm forced to either eat said stale bread or forgo it.

    Toast it;)


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    #42
    Dwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Dwork


    Boombastic wrote: »
    I'll go all in for banging your knee off the sharp corner of a bedside locker, again :mad:


    I cried
    Sorry, I fold:D


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    #43
    Doobs
    Registered Users Posts: 7 ✭Doobs


    When your laptop is running on battery power and you hear it beep, when the battery is running low. It kills a little part of me every time a realize i have to leave my comfy chair beside the fire to go plug in my laptop. One of the many first world problems i suffer from :( !


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    #44
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Doobs wrote: »
    When your laptop is running on battery power and you hear it beep, when the battery is running low. It kills a little part of me every time a realize i have to leave my comfy chair beside the fire to go plug in my laptop. One of the many first world problems i suffer from :( !

    And just as you are plugging it in, cm's away from the socket, it dies :(


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    #45
    HondaSami
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    I raise you standing on an upturned plug.
    Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »
    I raise you a zip full of foreskin.
    foxinsox wrote: »
    I raise you crossing a kid's room barefoot, floor covered in Lego!
    Dwork wrote: »
    I see your plug and raise you stubbing your shin off a towbar as you round a parked vehicle.
    Boombastic wrote: »
    I'll go all in for banging your knee off the sharp corner of a bedside locker, again :mad:


    I cried
    Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »
    I raise you zipping forskin while Riverdancing on that Lego, stamping on that plug...


    ...and then getting a papercut under your fingernail.

    Poor babies, do ye need a hug?


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    #46
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    HondaSami wrote: »
    Poor babies, do ye need a hug?

    Id rather the plug.


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    #47
    Dwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Dwork


    HondaSami wrote: »
    Poor babies, do ye need a hug?
    Not sure. If you are a re-reg of Honda-sam, the babe, then yes. If not, then no.:p


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    #48
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    HondaSami wrote: »
    Poor babies, do ye need a hug?

    Yes please snuffle, snuffle :(



    And can you tell my dog it's not a game I play and there is no need for him to keep trying to lick my bum when I'm trying to console myself :D


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    #49
    Crea
    Registered Users Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭Crea


    Getting up in the morning
    I'm not depressed or anything but I HATE mornings. I could easily stay in bed half the day but the kids come in and jump on my head. Then again if I do stay in bed half the day I feel guilty for wasting the day. I really love my bed.


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    #50
    nbar12
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    no cereal in the house yesterday morning other than one packet of porridge. poured in the milk and popped it into the microwave, made a quick cuppa while it was in there and the milk curdled, sickened I had destroyed my only chance of a bit of breakfast but because I'm such a sick bástard I ate it anyway and it tasted terrible


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    #51
    HondaSami
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    Dwork wrote: »
    Not sure. If you are a re-reg of Honda-sam, the babe, then yes. If not, then no.:p
    Boombastic wrote: »
    Yes please snuffle, snuffle :(



    And can you tell my dog it's not a game I play and there is no need for him to keep trying to lick my bum when I'm trying to console myself :D

    Hondasam would say fcuking weirdos.

    I would say there there hugs all round.
    super rush will have a **** fit in a minute :p


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    #52
    coolhull
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    HondaSami wrote: »
    Wine and no corkscrew.

    Wine and cork, but can't get a screw


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    #53
    keithb93
    Registered Users Posts: 306 ✭✭keithb93


    When a full toilet roll falls into the toilet after you took a piss in it, then you have to pick it out and get pee on your fingers :(


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    #54
    Coffeeteasugar
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    when there's no contact solution left and you have to fumble around half blind, nooo....


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    #55
    mud
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    Boombastic wrote: »
    Weed but no skins :(


    In the Netherlands of course

    Skins but no weed :(

    Not in the Netherlands of course


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    #56
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    The batteries in the remote die, I can't find any new ones and have to change the tv manually.

    The internet goes down :(


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    #57
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    You see The Simpsons has started on telly. :)

    It's one of the newer, shìt episodes :(


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