Weird things you do that you couldnt admit to publically

Cereal Number

Me, Im a stingy bástard and rob public toilets of toilet paper


Now tell me yours

Fannyhead

A good while ago I hit a really bad pothole and destroyed an alloy off a Fiat Punto. I tried looking everywhere for the exact same alloy but I couldn't find one until I was driving home from college late one night in Athlone, I spotted the exact same alloy on a Peugot 206, so I got out jacked up the car and took off the wheel, I left the jack under the 206 as I had nothing to hold it up (twas only them shitty ones that came with the car) and went on my merry way. The tyre was perfect too.

I still feel guilty to this day.

Seachmall

I robbed toilet paper from bars in college.

Gotta be done.


(Although come to think of it; if I'd spent less time going to bars I may have been able to afford toilet paper.)

Maudi

Cereal Number wrote: »

Me, Im a stingy bástard and rob public toilets of toilet paper


Now tell me yours

me.i put my used toilet paper into public toilets.

iCosmopolis

I eat my own hair. Pull it out in small amounts and actually causes skin problems. Have done since my teens. I'm pretty sure it's a disorder but I've never told anyone :eek:

Cereal Number

Fannyhead wrote: »

A good while ago I hit a really bad pothole and destroyed an alloy off a Fiat Punto. I tried looking everywhere for the exact same alloy but I couldn't find one until I was driving home from college late one night in Athlone, I spotted the exact same alloy on a Peugot 206, so I got out jacked up the car and took off the wheel, I left the jack under the 206 as I had nothing to hold it up (twas only them shitty ones that came with the car) and went on my merry way. The tyre was perfect too.

I still feel guilty to this day.

GTFO


Thats not weird, thats scummy

BOHtox

I actually know the difference between "rob" and "steal"!

3ndahalfof6

As you say, I could not possibly admit in public.

Pj!

iCosmopolis wrote: »

I eat my own hair. Pull it out in small amounts and actually causes skin problems. Have done since my teens. I'm pretty sure it's a disorder but I've never told anyone :eek:

Trichophagia

IRISHSPORTSGUY

I take the pen from the post office with me every time.

Fannyhead

Cereal Number wrote: »

GTFO


Thats not weird, thats scummy

I had my fun and that's all that matters.

LETHAL LADY

I sing vicariously, as if to a stadium packed with adoring fans, through the medium of my hairbrush.

Cereal Number

IRISHSPORTSGUY wrote: »

I take the pen from the post office with me every time.

And argos

Defiler Of The Coffin

A lot of thievery and stinginess masquerading as weirdness in this thread.

I see dead people

Defiler Of The Coffin

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I sing vicariously, as if to a stadium packed with adoring fans, through the medium of my hairbrush.

In public? :eek:

Call Me Jimmy

I sniff things - socks mainly.

Rasheed

Cereal Number wrote: »

And argos

Was in Argos today, they've changed to mini pencils. They're no craic. Back to Paddy Powers for me little green biros.

Cereal Number

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

A lot of thievery and stinginess masquerading as weirdness in this thread.

When in Uni and on the breadline, you gotta do what you gotta do

Cereal Number

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

I sniff things - socks mainly.

Ah Mr. Saville, so good of you to join us

LETHAL LADY

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

In public? :eek:

Behind closed curtains of course.;)

Cereal Number

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Behind closed curtains of course.;)

Theres worse you could be doing with a hairbrush.......

RobbingBandit

I go to clothes shops and fart in jeans and trousers, I also beg celebrities for money...:p

666irishguy

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

I sniff things - socks mainly.

...but thongs if you can get em? :eek:

LETHAL LADY

Cereal Number wrote: »

Theres worse you could be doing with a hairbrush.......

:eek: carbolic soap.

Standard Toaster

Fannyhead wrote: »

A good while ago I hit a really bad pothole and destroyed an alloy off a Fiat Punto. I tried looking everywhere for the exact same alloy but I couldn't find one until I was driving home from college late one night in Athlone, I spotted the exact same alloy on a Peugot 206, so I got out jacked up the car and took off the wheel, I left the jack under the 206 as I had nothing to hold it up (twas only them shitty ones that came with the car) and went on my merry way. The tyre was perfect too.

I still feel guilty to this day.

I'd have no problem crushing the air from your throat squire.

Mod:
Banned.

Fannyhead

Standard Toaster wrote: »

I'd have no problem crushing the air from your throat squire.

:eek:

Cereal Number

666irishguy wrote: »

...but thongs if you can get em? :eek:

I used to fondle a really hot flatmates underwear :eek:

Standard Toaster

Fannyhead wrote: »

:eek:

A man's/women's car is sacred. How do you sleep at night?

ectoraige

Ear dildoes.

Fannyhead

Standard Toaster wrote: »

A man's/women's car is sacred. How do you sleep at night?

I don't, that's why I'm on Boards talking shite at 1:45am.

Cereal Number

Fannyhead wrote: »

I don't, that's why I'm on Boards talking shite at 1:45am.

You really are a fanny arent you?

Sinfonia

iCosmopolis wrote: »

I eat my own hair. Pull it out in small amounts and actually causes skin problems. Have done since my teens. I'm pretty sure it's a disorder but I've never told anyone :eek:

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

In public? :eek:

666irishguy wrote: »

...but thongs if you can get em? :eek:

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

:eek: carbolic soap.

Fannyhead wrote: »

:eek:

Cereal Number wrote: »

I used to fondle a really hot flatmates underwear :eek:

:eek:

Defiler Of The Coffin

Cereal Number wrote: »

When in Uni and on the breadline, you gotta do what you gotta do

Indeed. Knew a guy in college that used to steal the ketchup sachets from the canteen.

Probably belongs in the stingy thread

Fannyhead

Cereal Number wrote: »

You really are a fanny arent you?

Genius..:rolleyes:

LETHAL LADY

Sinfonia wrote: »

:eek:

Just one more time :eek:

susie19

do you see people that are alive ? if not . its bad news

monflat

iCosmopolis wrote: »

I eat my own hair. Pull it out in small amounts and actually causes skin problems. Have done since my teens. I'm pretty sure it's a disorder but I've never told anyone :eek:

Pica I think that's called !!!!

juice1304

iCosmopolis wrote: »

I eat my own hair. Pull it out in small amounts and actually causes skin problems. Have done since my teens. I'm pretty sure it's a disorder but I've never told anyone :eek:

It is it's called Trichotillomania, you Trichotillomaniac.:D

Boombastic

juice1304 wrote: »

It is it's called Trichotillomania, you Trichotillomaniac.:D

They might be a cat

ProudDUB

iCosmopolis wrote: »

I eat my own hair. Pull it out in small amounts and actually causes skin problems. Have done since my teens. I'm pretty sure it's a disorder but I've never told anyone :eek:

That's a known medical condition. I've heard of it before. It was even featured on a episode of Greys Anatomy recently. A patient was admitted with abdominal problems. Nothing showed up on the scans or Xrays, so they had to cut her open to see what was going on. Turns out she had a hair ball the size of a cricket ball in her tummy. All joking aside, there is probably a therapist/councilor/specialist doctor somewhere that you could talk to about it. Ask your GP. Don't be afraid.

Me? When I was a kid, I used to make up sins to tell the priests at Confession, coz I didn't think that my own were interesting enough. Was also fascinated by the confidentiality thing whereby priest could not blab on me outside of the confessional box. Get a real kick out of thinking of all the priests all over north county Dublin who thought I was a hooker/shop lifter/drug pusher etc etc. One of them was a good friend of my mother. He was a real hard ass. I got a real kick out of his thinking he knew what I was "really" like, but he couldn't tell my mother !

Killer Wench

I dance around my house partially naked. For those of you who believe that all black people have rhythm, well, you haven't met me.

stateofflux

Killer Wench wrote: »

I dance around my house partially naked. For those of you who believe that all black people have rhythm, well, you haven't met me.

thats quite normal compared to the unhealthy Emoticon fetish gaining momentum on this very thread

Duggy747

When nobody is around I talk and act like Christopher Walken

admiralofthefleet

iCosmopolis wrote: »

I eat my own hair. Pull it out in small amounts and actually causes skin problems. Have done since my teens. I'm pretty sure it's a disorder but I've never told anyone :eek:

.

UCDVet

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Indeed. Knew a guy in college that used to steal the ketchup sachets from the canteen.

Probably belongs in the stingy thread

I knew people like that in college; but none of them were actually poor enough to justify the things they did. 'Poor' meant they didn't have a fancy car, but they had clothes, food, a decent place to live, money to attend uni, lots of free time (uni compared to a full-time job is pretty light, for most students studying most things).

They had money for nights out at the pub, cell phones with unlimited data plans, and the occasional trip.

Boombastic

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

.

:mad: What is seen can not be unseen, dam my eyes and my curiosity

Jazzmaster

Cereal Number wrote: »

Me, Im a stingy bástard and rob public toilets of toilet paper


Now tell me yours

Define weird. Noone here has a clue.....

Gummy Panda

iCosmopolis wrote: »

I eat my own hair. Pull it out in small amounts and actually causes skin problems. Have done since my teens. I'm pretty sure it's a disorder but I've never told anyone :eek:

Maybe you are some sort of cat

mewithoutyou

I think that slavery should never have been abolished. The amount of foreigners we have working for us making chipper or cleaning the jacks or whatever, I like to view it as modern day slavery. They are slaves basically and thats the way they should be treated.

The King of Moo

mewithoutyou wrote: »

I think that slavery should never have been abolished. The amount of foreigners we have working for us making chipper or cleaning the jacks or whatever, I like to view it as modern day slavery. They are slaves basically and thats the way they should be treated.

You must have some hangover today to do nothing for years then troll all over the place.

Rasheed

The King of Moo wrote: »

You must have some hangover today to do nothing for years then troll all over the place.

Wouldn't you think he/ she would troll on a busier day to get full effect?