If you had to be stuck on a desert island with one person, whom would you choose

Chemical Burn

As per the title, f you had to be stuck on a desert island with one person, with whom would you choose to be stranded? This person can not be friend or family, nor can the person be deceased. Who would it be?

I would pick:

Richard Dawkings
Rush Limbaugh

Rastadoyle

Osama

The Pheasant

Emma Watson...its gotta happen eventually!

The King of Moo

Michael Phelps.

Tom Hanks

woodoo

Chemical Burn wrote: »

I would pick:

Richard Dawkings

If i was on an island with him i would just be on my own very quickly.

He would be hard to listen to after a while.

Creamy Goodness

You say one person and yet you name two?

My pick:
Myself

ITS_A_BADGER

Morgan freeman, he could narrate the whole thing and keep me entertained

MomijiHime

Can they be a fictional character? If so -Mariya Shidou or a twin with telepathic powers.

CreepingDeath

Bear Grylls to build a raft

Praetorian Saighdiuir

The guy that owns the boat anchored just off shore.

Because he is great at telling jokes and has the sun cream.

keelanj69

Natalie Portman.

3rdDegree

Sarah Michelle Geller. They're might be zombies and stuff. That's the only reason.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

You say one person and yet you name two?

My pick:
Myself

He does that with most of his threads......

aman23

Rozanna Purcell

theparish

Mcgyver,then home in time for the x-factor

Les Stroud.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Stroud

Cookie_Monster

Ray Mears or maybe even Bear Grylls.. Someone good at surviving in the wild and building rafts and such like.

dark crystal

Mark Kermode

7 7 12

Never seen a thread like this done before, good work OP. !

Where To

7 7 12 wrote: »

Never seen a thread like this done before, good work OP. !

I pick 7 7 12 for his witty charm.

Irish Guitarist

Carol Vorderman.

My name is URL

Jordan.. seen as she's inflatable.

mccarthy37

Captain Kirk.
Any time your ready Captn beam me up or I'll be late for me tea

Cookie_Monster

7 7 12 wrote: »

Never seen a thread like this done before, good work OP. !

maybe that because you're only here a wet weekend

MaxSteele

Johnny Depp in his Cap'n Jack Sparrow outfit, so he could lash some sea turtles together for a raft and get us off the god forsaken place.

Option B would be a wrestling match in a chocolate covered inflatable pool thingy between Georgia Salpa and Michelle Keegan to decide who'd be coming with me.

1ZRed

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Bear Grylls to build a raft

He'd sooner find you a hotel near by

BillyMitchel

Taylor Swift, she could sing sweet nothings to me all day and night and I'd be well dead before she even starts to look remotely old..

NoviGlitzko

Bear Grylls is a great answer.

Yellowblackbird

Richard Dawkins wife.

McChubbin

Marilyn Manson. He seems like a very intellectual sort from all the interviews I've seen of him not to mention the fact he's an absolute ride.

9959

My Brother Sylveste

According to the unpopular song he:

"Drank all the water in the sea
and he walked all the way to Italy"

Useful, or what!

7 7 12

McChubbin wrote: »

Marilyn Manson. He seems like a very intellectual sort from all the interviews I've seen of him not to mention the fact he's an absolute ride.

He's a real "catch" alright

Richard Hillman

mccarthy37 wrote: »

Captain Kirk.
Any time your ready Captn beam me up or I'll be late for me tea

Picard>Kirk

OldIrishWulf

Nigela Lawson or my missis .

WumBuster

Billy Conolly.. need someone with a sense of humour to keep you sane

Truncheon Rouge

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

Carol Vorderman.

Perfect. That covers all angles.

I was stuck with the dilemma that although Bear Grylls is talented in getting out of problems he still lacks a vagina. If this desert island was inescapable, then Id never get the ride again. (the straight voluntary type).

Vorderman is smart and is a fine tasty vintage of milf, so either she rescues us or Im left on an island with a milf.

OldIrishWulf

Truncheon Rouge wrote: »

Perfect. That covers all angles.

I was stuck with the dilemma that although Bear Grylls is talented in getting out of problems he still lacks a vagina.

Bear grylls . That looper goes way out of his way to make any situation dangerous . He's have you sucking the moisture out of otter **** and climbing sheer cliffs ,just to see whats up there and ignoring the easy safe way . I watch born survivor like this :rolleyes: .

The one thing I have learned from his shows , is that its a good idea to remove yer trousers before crossing a deep stream .

Cee-Jay-Cee

Chuck Norris.

I'd spend my days trying kill him. It'd be wild craic altogether.

Chuck Stone

Rachel Riley

OMFG yes.

1ZRed

NoviGlitzko wrote: »

Bear Grylls is a great answer.

You'd better start liking the taste of piss

SunKing

CJC999 wrote: »

Chuck Norris.

I'd spend my days trying kill him. It'd be wild craic altogether.

Haha it could be like the film Predator!
Bows and arrows, ambushes and sh!t

lesserspottedchloe

Stephen Fry. Would alternate the feeling of helplessness in the face of impending doom with plenty of laughs and fascinating conversation(probably mostly from his side). Actually he'd probably know a lot about what species of plant/fish/insects were edible so that would be a bonus...if it all went tragically wrong and resulted in an Alive situation he's also fairly meaty?!

Oh dear, it's 1am and I'm discussing circumstances which would lead to me having to eat Stephen Fry.:o

7 7 12

Truncheon Rouge wrote: »

Perfect. That covers all angles.

I see what you did there, Carol Vorderman... Maths.... Angles... Ahh forget it!

Chuck Stone

7 7 12 wrote: »

I see what you did there, Carol Vorderman... Maths.... Angles... Ahh forget it!

Don't be so obtuse..




fuggetaboudit

im invisible

Robinson Crusoe

TheLastMohican

Brendan Kilkeny

BillyMitchel

Wilson the ball

fergal.b

My son he loves watching me build boats





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kylith

Ray Mears. Or that other survival guy. Not Bear Grills.

RUSTEDCORE

McChubbin wrote: »

Marilyn Manson. He seems like a very intellectual sort from all the interviews I've seen of him not to mention the fact he's an absolute ride.

thats too weird....