What would you do if you found out you had 2 weeks to live?

DrumSteve

Gotta admit Id probably break down for a day or two, then go do all the stuff ive never had the inclination to do previously, like skydiving or learn how to swim. Spend time with the family and herself too.

kerry4sam

DrumSteve wrote: »

Gotta admit Id probably break down for a day or two, then go do all the stuff ive never had the inclination to do previously, like skydiving or learn how to swim. Spend time with the family and herself too.

Wouldn't what you would do depend on your capabilities and strength due to whatever it is that's only leaving you with 2weeks to live?

shedweller

Coke and hookers.

cathal_flynn

More time to read AH...

Cavehill Red

Natalie Portman.

phasers

probably go around kicking people in the face and smoking rolled up 50 euro notes

ballsymchugh

why would you bother learning how to swim?
you could drown on your first day, and ruin the plans for the rest of the fortnight!

frag420

See if I could **** enough to fill a milk carton then seal it and leave it back in the shop fridge!!

3ndahalfof6

Stop time itself.

IrishExpat

Organise or leave instructions for a secular funeral and cremation. Don't want a priest within 100 feet of remains.
Quickly draw up a will and designate who gets what, plus select a charity for a small portion of my remaining finances.
Write a long admission letter and send it to the local paper to open on my death.

Czech cocaine and colombian hookers for the last week and a half. Or was that the other way round?

Obviously.

orestes

I'm not sure of the details, but I hope narcotics, fast cars and high-calibre weapons are involved.

7 7 12

I would like, kill a load of people who annoy me

drunk_monk

After crying for 13 days I'd make sure I had a donor card signed and that anything worth salvaging could be used for others.

Where To

Nothing.

herisson

Kick the people i hated in the face and probably ride all around me :pac:

ITS_A_BADGER

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Did i mention loads of sex and drugs :pac:

Chemical Burn

Go to my college and tell certain lecturer he's a fucking bollocks

Roger_007

I'd say great, because as it is I have no guarantee that I'll be alive tomorrow. Two weeks is two weeks.

Stained Class

Cancel the Milk.

tunedout

Roger_007 wrote: »

I'd say great, because as it is I have no guarantee that I'll be alive tomorrow. Two weeks is two weeks.

Intelligent as you think you may sound that logic is stupid.

tunedout

Chemical Burn wrote: »

Go to my college and tell certain lecturer he's a fucking bollocks

And he probably thinks the same of you

rosie16

travel

Praetorian Saighdiuir

I'd do my homework, wash the dishes, iron my socks and make sure to get an early night.

im invisible

crack, meth, heroin.... i dunno.

probably get on a plane to thailand, see what happens

My name is URL

Win the Lotto and do some sex on Laura Whitmore.

Boombastic

Bury a locked safe in my back garden, encased in concerete mmmhhuuhhhhaaaa

Roger_007

tunedout wrote: »

Intelligent as you think you may sound that logic is stupid.

Substitute two years or twenty years for two weeks and you will see that there is nothing wrong with the logic. Nobody is guaranteed any length of time to live so the question as it stands is stupid.

exador

Go to a certain pupil I teach and kick him in the bollocks...can't stand him..

Boombastic

My name is URL wrote: »

Win the Lotto and do some sex on Laura Whitmore.

Who would you be having sex with?

mccarthy37

Put the clock back.

kingcobra

I'd make sure that f**king safe gets opened before I die

Gummy Panda

Ride all the fat white women

0ph0rce0

Straight to the hospital to get the lower ribs out to actually see what its like to suck your own cock

irish son

I'd die.

Mr.Crinklewood

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Ride all the fat white women

Reckon you've been reincarnated a few times.

Ilik Urgee

I wouldn't tell anyone for starters-I'd keep things looking as normal as possible while blowing what savings I have on flights to Amsterdam and the sun.
Yeah selfish I know but I don't want people fawning all over me with sympathy!

irish son

I'd start cooking crystal meth and make people call me Heisenberg :cool:

lounakin

Get my family and friends to spend 2 weeks with me eating at my favourite restaurants, partying, talking, catching up, eating, drinking, watching a few of my favourite films. Sounds like a great 2 weeks... I can hardly wait!

im invisible

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

Straight to the hospital to get the lower ribs out to actually see what its like to suck your own cock

enjoy them two weeks recuperating...

Tonyandthewhale

Blame someone.

im invisible

fúckit, i might try a bit of the oul cannibalism, just for the laugh, like

theidiots

I would probably take LSD a few times, meant to be the best thing you can do in your life. Hire a few hookers, hang out with friends and only say goodbye to everyone on the last day. Threads like this depress me

elfy4eva

Bury an empty safe in concrete outside in my shed.

Luxie

frag420 wrote: »

See if I could **** enough to fill a milk carton then seal it and leave it back in the shop fridge!!

Or in a safe.

Rastadoyle

get laid as much as possible

Abi

Day 1 - scream hysterically for the first half of the day. Make arrangements with solicitor in the second half, and say goodbye to family.

Day 2 -14 Drink and ride the pain away.

D1stant

I would kidnap Bertia And Cowen. Drive them round the country in the back of a webcammed hiace and charge Joe Public, 20 quid for a dig, 50 quid for a piss, 200 for a ****e

Dump 'em over the cliffs of Moher on day 13.Hire Dromoland Castle and drink the profits

You Baaasstaaaards

bizmark

try to stay alive long enough to see my daughter born or mock my son for thinking he was a girl for 6 months on video so it can be replayed every day on his birthday to make up for missing out on years of causeing emotional damage.

Its the small things in life you will miss

mitosis

Steal a truck and sort out the middle lane hoggers on the M50 once and for all!

MomijiHime

Ditch the study and attempt to fall in love or have my own cheesy little moving story. Spend time with loved ones and online. Be emotional.

Gummy Panda

Abi wrote: »

Day 2 -14 Drink and ride the pain away.

By day 14, you'll probably be in pain from the riding :pac: