Choose one ability...

GalwayKiefer

A lot of us say things like "Oh I'd love to be able to play the guitar." or "I wish I was fit enough to run a marathon." but don't have the dedication or make the effort to achieve it. If a genie could grant you one ability, without all the hard work, what would it be? I'd love to be able to speak several languages but couldn't be arsed learning them.

old_aussie

To make a woman happy everytime

antodeco

Self Fellatio

PirateShampoo

Olympion

suicide_circus

antodeco wrote: »

Self Fellatio

The correct term is Autofellatio.

I'm doing it right now! *slurp*

antodeco

suicide_circus wrote: »

The correct term is Autofellatio.

I'm doing it right now! *slurp*

Is that not when you get a robot/car to do it for you?

BizzyC

Pick winning lottery numbers....

Death and Taxes

Cure any sickness in myself or others

Hannibal Smith

BizzyC wrote: »

Pick winning lottery numbers....

I was going to say fly...but I'm going with this one now

Gummy Panda

To see women's fannies no matter how much they cover it

"Ah jaysus love.. the flaps on you belong in the window display of fx Buckleys"

ArtyC

WileyCoyote wrote: »

Cure any sickness in myself or others

Urgh can ya imagine all the sick, needy, fui h waking ya every morning to get cured - queuing at your front door. Lourdes would cease to have meaning for them.best if luck with that

Kold

Stop time like in Bernard's Watch. That little tard had no creativity at all.

Cee-Jay-Cee

I'd love to be able to make myself invisible.

Bipolar Joe

Master of sex-activities. This is genuinely what I would wish for.

Where To

I wouldn't choose any. I'm happy with what I have.

Joe10000

I'd like a super power that would enable me to understand my missus.

Banjo String

Gummy Panda wrote: »

To see women's fannies no matter how much they cover it

"Ah jaysus love.. the flaps on you belong in the window display of fx Buckleys"

Mary Harney/Anne Widecombe/ Susan Boyle etc?

Keep that ability.

Latchy

I got to record some fav songs of mine in a studio recently so that was one ability I got to explore and off my list of '' things to do in life '' .

Gummy Panda

SamHall wrote: »

Mary Harney/Anne Widecombe/ Susan Boyle etc?

Keep that ability.

Yes. It would still be worth it.


*watches hot girls in gym SLDL and squat*

Standard Toaster

To be able to set a respawn point in time that id revert to if something happened to me.

Latchy

Standard Toaster wrote: »

To be able to set a respawn point in time that id revert to if something happened to me.

Sorta like programming your computer settings back to another date .:)

Stimpyone

Telekinesis.... mind bullets people..

Stimpyone

Joe10000 wrote: »

I'd like a super power that would enable me to understand my missus.

There's no point in trying to understand women. Women understand women and they feckin hate each other.

blue note

Where To wrote: »

I wouldn't choose any. I'm happy with what I have.

You should wish for an imagination.

juicyduckie

I would wish to be fluent in French...unimaginative but true.

9959

blue note wrote: »

You should wish for an imagination.

I wish I could sing like Harold Melvin.

CreepingDeath

old_aussie wrote: »

To make a woman happy everytime

<Evil genie> "POP"... now your willy is so small they all laugh at it.

9959

CreepingDeath wrote: »

<Evil genie> "POP"... now your willy is so small they all laugh at it.

So what's new?

herisson

Oohh invisibility or the ability to work out as much as possible without getting tired.

GoldenLight

Contentment in myself

BraziliaNZ

Where To wrote: »

I wouldn't choose any. I'm happy with what I have.

An ability to do a skilled job maybe?

Irishcrx

You never enjoy something as much if it's handed to you as opposed to earning it.

Hank Scorpio

X-ray vision cause I could look at lots of , eh I mean, the ability to to create world peace

Where To

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

An ability to do a skilled job maybe?

Ability and inclination are two completely different things.

Legs.Eleven

The ability to turn anything into a Jaffa Cake.

Frynge

A heightened sense of decorum.

Sh1tbag OToole

Teleportation would be good craic. I could live in a one-off house in the absolute back arse of nowhere and nobody could fault me for being car dependent.

Celly Smunt

Pfft you're all stupid,surely the ability to master every ability in one second is the best ability.

Teleportation would be awesome. Like really really awesome.

I'm torn between that or always having an amazingly hot body whilst still being able to eat all the cake.

I think I'll go with cake.

Ilyana 2.0

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm torn between that or always having an amazingly hot body whilst still being able to eat all the cake.

I think I'll go with cake.

I'd take that too, or the ability to be 100% resistant to the temptation of junk food.

I also wish I could do ballet.

pmcmahon

pmcmahon wrote: »

Pfft you're all stupid,surely the ability to master every ability in one second is the best ability.

Jeeze. There's always one who will wish for more wishes isn't there.

This is why we can't have Genies ladies and gents.

Autumn Moon

I'm torn between that or always having an amazingly hot body whilst still being able to eat all the cake.

I think I'll go with cake.[/QUOTE]


Yes! This!!! :pac::D

Dravokivich

Nothing comes to mind. Maybe something to sort that out? Although I'd hate to constantly always have original ideas. It's likely most of'em could end up shíte. Originaity isn't exactly brilliant. fúck it, constant mindlessness. Although I can do that by myself like, without any magical influence.

So... I think I'll just go grab a tea. Fúck it, Tea on Demand is what I'll go for. none of that waiting an eternity to boil a kettle bollix.

Promac

Stimpyone wrote: »

There's no point in trying to understand women. Women understand women and they feckin hate each other.

This is going on facebook!

Sh1tbag OToole

Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »

Teleportation would be good craic. I could live in a one-off house in the absolute back arse of nowhere and nobody could fault me for being car dependent.

Until you get a part of your anatomy rematerialised inside a wall!

Sh1tbag OToole

Deleted User wrote: »

Until you get a part of your anatomy rematerialised inside a wall!

You obviously wouldn't teleport into a wall that would be a silly thing to do.

dollypet

the ability to read minds. And eat anything I wanted without gaining any weight. A magic wallet that when you open it has the exact amount of money you require.... everytime

Jester252

Deleted User wrote: »

Until you get a part of your anatomy rematerialised inside a wall!

Most teleporters come with great spatial awareness

Plazaman

Deleted User wrote: »

Until you get a part of your anatomy rematerialised inside a wall!

:eek: TV episodes right there - "When Glory Holes Go Bad III"

Teleporting would be nice though, what ya doing for lunch? BAM! You're in a New York deli. Dinner? On a beach in Oz and then back to go old Ireland for a closing time snifter. You'd need the ability to read time zones correctly though or every where you go to could be closed.

Lets say you could teleport from one point in space to another without the risk of getting embedded in objects or other people (unless that's your goal, aww yeah!) you would essentially be traveling great distances in an extremely short time-frame.
This would require a huge amount of energy and unless you could control it, every where you teleport would result in you letting off a nuke once you got there.
So a teleportation man/woman would cause untold death and destruction telleporting across the planet to get a sandwich :pac:

Sh1tbag OToole

Deleted User wrote: »

Lets say you could teleport from one point in space to another without the risk of getting embedded in objects or other people (unless that's your goal, aww yeah!) you would essentially be traveling great distances in an extremely short time-frame.
This would require a huge amount of energy and unless you could control it, every where you teleport would result in you letting off a nuke once you got there.
So a teleportation man/woman would cause untold death and destruction telleporting across the planet to get a sandwich :pac:

Traveling itself doesn't really require much energy. Pushing your way through air at high speed does