In the horrors. On Tuesday.

thror

Oh my God, I'm in the absolute horrors this morning at work. Went out for a cheeky couple of beers yesterday evening at work. Fell in the door at around 12. Other half not happy. Late for work this morning. Stink of yesterday's neglect off me. Left my jacket in the bar I was in. Paranoia if anyone looks sideways at me in my open plan office. Feeling all alone in the world.

AND THERE IS STILL ALMOST A FULL WORKING WEEK TO GET THROUGH.

What are AH tips on getting through this awful awful Tuesday?

Drakares

Guiness fart something chronic one moment before your manager comes to your desk to ask you for something.

yeppydeppy

Go for a couple of pints at lunchtime - be grand.

lahalane

Dont think about it so much...use your job to distract you...

Mr Benevolent

How in the name of fcuk can people drink that much on a regular basis? Jesus. Next time exercise some self control, OP.

SEPT 23 1989

Get a breakfast roll and a naggin into you

Drakares

Confab wrote: »

How in the name of fcuk can people drink that much on a regular basis? Jesus. Next time exercise some self control, OP.

How do you know he drinks on a regular basis? Off your horse, mate.

SEPT 23 1989

Confab wrote: »

How in the name of fcuk can people drink that much on a regular basis? Jesus. Next time exercise some self control, OP.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090720220818/familyguy/images/3/33/Buzz_Killington.jpg

Make sure to post it on the internet anyway that you drank too much. Maybe you can suggest your boss joins boards too, s/he will think you're really cool

thror

Confab wrote: »

How in the name of fcuk can people drink that much on a regular basis? Jesus. Next time exercise some self control, OP.

I wish I did drink that much on a regular basis. Today would be much easier with a bit of previous form.

SEPT 23 1989

thror wrote: »

I wish I did drink that much on a regular basis. Today would be much easier with a bit of previous form.

Well then thats the solution

MrsWhite2

Lots of water and 2 panadol!?

Gummy Panda

Lucozade sport and double cheeseburger

Dyr

Durty fry for lunch, straight to bed when you get home. Be grand

seven_eleven

bluewolf wrote: »

Make sure to post it on the internet anyway that you drank too much. Maybe you can suggest your boss joins boards too, s/he will think you're really cool

Cooler than your condescending comment?:eek:

Death and Taxes

You're fired, I'll post your P45 out to you, now clear out your desk and feck off!

Mac-Chops

As the boyos on drinkaware love to say the only cure is time.. (or puking)

Kylo Ren

**** and a poo in the toilet should do the trick.

BraziliaNZ

The only hangover cure I've found are benzodiazepines. I use Lorazepam myself. If you've none of those you're f**ked.

Caliden

Confab wrote: »

How in the name of fcuk can people drink that much on a regular basis? Jesus. Next time exercise some self control, OP.

"Who wants to hear a story about a bridge...."


OP, try knocking back a can or 2 of energy drink

Draydis80

A litre of red bull followed by 4 mugs of coffee. 2 packs of skips for lunch or get John Goodman to sort you out flight style.

djfattony2000

Dioralyte, get it in the chemist.

RikkFlair

Eat about 50 McDonalds chicken nuggets

Duggy747

The 3 P's are what you need; A pee, poo, and a good puke..........preferably all at the same time.

thror

Thanks for the tips. Sending emails to my friends and noone is replying. Makes me feel even more unloved by the world, but i'm getting through it.

The real test is when I go back to the bar at lunchtime to see if they have my jacket and cards. If I get through that I truly can get through anything.

lertsnim

thror wrote: »

Oh my God, I'm in the absolute horrors this morning at work. Went out for a cheeky couple of beers yesterday evening at work. Fell in the door at around 12. Other half not happy. Late for work this morning. Stink of yesterday's neglect off me. Left my jacket in the bar I was in. Paranoia if anyone looks sideways at me in my open plan office. Feeling all alone in the world.

AND THERE IS STILL ALMOST A FULL WORKING WEEK TO GET THROUGH.

What are AH tips on getting through this awful awful Tuesday?

Still in the horrors after falling in the door at midnight. Hardly.

carly_86

I am playing a really sad song on the smallest violin just for you. I was out myself last night till 3 and i am in work till 7 on my own. Still slightly drunk Mmm i love being Irish

frank reynolds

thror wrote: »

Oh my God, I'm in the absolute horrors this morning at work. Went out for a cheeky couple of beers yesterday evening at work. Fell in the door at around 12. Other half not happy. Late for work this morning. Stink of yesterday's neglect off me. Left my jacket in the bar I was in. Paranoia if anyone looks sideways at me in my open plan office. Feeling all alone in the world.

AND THERE IS STILL ALMOST A FULL WORKING WEEK TO GET THROUGH.

What are AH tips on getting through this awful awful Tuesday?

do this:
get to the pharmacy, take 5 "Revive" tablets (like berocca only they WORK if you take 5 with a h/o) and drink 2 pints of water before lunch and you'll be sorted.

Where To

I have so little sympathy for self inflicted ailments like hangovers that it makes me really angry and want to kick something really hard.

Mocha Joe

carly_86 wrote: »

I am playing a really sad song on the smallest violin just for you. I was out myself last night till 3 and i am in work till 7 on my own. Still slightly drunk Mmm i love being Irish

Not sure if people still say this but I feel it's appropriate. Shcwarrrrrrrrrr. *loses its effect in text I know

Caliden

Where To wrote: »

I have so little sympathy for self inflicted ailments like hangovers that it makes me really angry and want to kick something really hard.

Start with yourself.

carly_86

Mocha Joe wrote: »

Not sure if people still say this but I feel it's appropriate. Shcwarrrrrrrrrr. *loses its effect in text I know

I will prob hit the depression stage at some point in the day then the hang over will set in

Mocha Joe

Not completely relevant to the thread but this reminds me I knew a guy who used to always boast about how late he stayed out and how much he drank and he was grand the next morning in work, not a bother on him while everyone else was in tatters. One of the lads tried a bit of his Vodka and coke out on the lash one night and discovered he was just ordering cokes.

BraziliaNZ

Mocha Joe wrote: »

Not completely relevant to the thread but this reminds me I knew a guy who used to always boast about how late he stayed out and how much he drank and he was grand the next morning in work, not a bother on him while everyone else was in tatters. One of the lads tried a bit of his Vodka and coke out on the lash one night and discovered he was just ordering cokes.

I've yet to meet any of these people who boast about how much they drink that you people on boards always go on about.
I'm utterly ashamed of the drama booze has caused me over the years.

kunst nugget

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

I've yet to meet any of these people who boast about how much they drink that you people on boards always go on about.

And I've never met any the guys that say the do UFC that people on boards say are everywhere.

ashers22

chicken fillet roll and a can of lucozade. yum. and a couple of paracetamol be grand. Don't know how you can drink on a work night, maybe have coffee or a non alcoholic beer next time you take an unscheduled visit to the pub on a Monday.

Jazzmaster

ashers22 wrote: »

chicken fillet roll and a can of lucozade. yum. and a couple of paracetamol be grand. Don't know how you can drink on a work night, maybe have coffee or a non alcoholic beer next time you take an unscheduled visit to the pub on a Monday.

Hindsight = 20:20. Also = feckin annoying....

PrincessPreach

Bambi wrote: »

Durty fry for lunch, straight to bed when you get home. Be grand

Why do people on boards always suggest a fry up?
If you're in the horrors feeling panicky and paranoid i fail to see how bacon and a few sausages are gonna miraculously cure you ffs

Sauve

PrincessPreach wrote: »

Why do people on boards always suggest a fry up?
If you're in the horrors feeling panicky and paranoid i fail to see how bacon and a few sausages are gonna miraculously cure you ffs

But it does! And it is a miracle!
Baby Jesus said so, and he was Jewish so it must be true.

BraziliaNZ

Sauve wrote: »

But it does! And it is a miracle!
Baby Jesus said so, and he was Jewish so it must be true.

They don't dig on swine, the Jews.
Food may comfort you but it doesn't help the mental anguish at all.

Jazzmaster

Valium. It's yer only man!

BraziliaNZ

Jazzmaster wrote: »

Valium. It's yer only man!

First decent answer (apart from mine). Gets rid of jazz hands too!

jimmy180sx

Take a good auld ****e in the office toilet. Bring a newspaper too..

thror

thror wrote: »

Went out for a cheeky couple of beers yesterday evening at work.

In what possible context can a few beers ever be cheeky?

I really hate that expression.:(

lertsnim

Candie wrote: »

In what possible context can a few beers ever be cheeky?

I really hate that expression.:(

I blame that cheeky volvic ad

Noxin

cheese and onion crisps and some coke (the drink)

Sorted!

Knex*

A few pints and home at midnight? What did you have with it to be in the horrors, an ounce of coke?

anhedonia

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

The only hangover cure I've found are benzodiazepines. I use Lorazepam myself. If you've none of those you're f**ked.

Yes indeed. I used to use clonazepam with great results.
Strong opioids also work a charm, oxycodone, fentanyl, but they work a little too good, they can turn one of the worst days of your life into one of the best days of your life. Slippery slope and all that jazz.