In the horrors. On Tuesday.

thror

Oh my God, I'm in the absolute horrors this morning at work. Went out for a cheeky couple of beers yesterday evening at work. Fell in the door at around 12. Other half not happy. Late for work this morning. Stink of yesterday's neglect off me. Left my jacket in the bar I was in. Paranoia if anyone looks sideways at me in my open plan office. Feeling all alone in the world.

AND THERE IS STILL ALMOST A FULL WORKING WEEK TO GET THROUGH.

What are AH tips on getting through this awful awful Tuesday?

Drakares

Guiness fart something chronic one moment before your manager comes to your desk to ask you for something.

yeppydeppy

Go for a couple of pints at lunchtime - be grand.

lahalane

Dont think about it so much...use your job to distract you...

Mr Benevolent

How in the name of fcuk can people drink that much on a regular basis? Jesus. Next time exercise some self control, OP.

SEPT 23 1989

Get a breakfast roll and a naggin into you

Drakares

Confab wrote: »

How in the name of fcuk can people drink that much on a regular basis? Jesus. Next time exercise some self control, OP.

How do you know he drinks on a regular basis? Off your horse, mate.

SEPT 23 1989

Confab wrote: »

How in the name of fcuk can people drink that much on a regular basis? Jesus. Next time exercise some self control, OP.

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coffee_cake

Make sure to post it on the internet anyway that you drank too much. Maybe you can suggest your boss joins boards too, s/he will think you're really cool

thror

Confab wrote: »

How in the name of fcuk can people drink that much on a regular basis? Jesus. Next time exercise some self control, OP.

I wish I did drink that much on a regular basis. Today would be much easier with a bit of previous form.

SEPT 23 1989

thror wrote: »

I wish I did drink that much on a regular basis. Today would be much easier with a bit of previous form.

Well then thats the solution

MrsWhite2

Lots of water and 2 panadol!?

Gummy Panda

Lucozade sport and double cheeseburger

Dyr

Durty fry for lunch, straight to bed when you get home. Be grand

seven_eleven

bluewolf wrote: »

Make sure to post it on the internet anyway that you drank too much. Maybe you can suggest your boss joins boards too, s/he will think you're really cool

Cooler than your condescending comment?:eek:

Death and Taxes

You're fired, I'll post your P45 out to you, now clear out your desk and feck off!

Mac-Chops

As the boyos on drinkaware love to say the only cure is time.. (or puking)

Kylo Ren

**** and a poo in the toilet should do the trick.

BraziliaNZ

The only hangover cure I've found are benzodiazepines. I use Lorazepam myself. If you've none of those you're f**ked.

Caliden

Confab wrote: »

How in the name of fcuk can people drink that much on a regular basis? Jesus. Next time exercise some self control, OP.

"Who wants to hear a story about a bridge...."


OP, try knocking back a can or 2 of energy drink

Draydis80

A litre of red bull followed by 4 mugs of coffee. 2 packs of skips for lunch or get John Goodman to sort you out flight style.

djfattony2000

Dioralyte, get it in the chemist.

RikkFlair

Eat about 50 McDonalds chicken nuggets

Duggy747

The 3 P's are what you need; A pee, poo, and a good puke..........preferably all at the same time.

thror

Thanks for the tips. Sending emails to my friends and noone is replying. Makes me feel even more unloved by the world, but i'm getting through it.

The real test is when I go back to the bar at lunchtime to see if they have my jacket and cards. If I get through that I truly can get through anything.

lertsnim

thror wrote: »

Oh my God, I'm in the absolute horrors this morning at work. Went out for a cheeky couple of beers yesterday evening at work. Fell in the door at around 12. Other half not happy. Late for work this morning. Stink of yesterday's neglect off me. Left my jacket in the bar I was in. Paranoia if anyone looks sideways at me in my open plan office. Feeling all alone in the world.

AND THERE IS STILL ALMOST A FULL WORKING WEEK TO GET THROUGH.

What are AH tips on getting through this awful awful Tuesday?

Still in the horrors after falling in the door at midnight. Hardly.

carly_86

I am playing a really sad song on the smallest violin just for you. I was out myself last night till 3 and i am in work till 7 on my own. Still slightly drunk Mmm i love being Irish

frank reynolds

thror wrote: »

Oh my God, I'm in the absolute horrors this morning at work. Went out for a cheeky couple of beers yesterday evening at work. Fell in the door at around 12. Other half not happy. Late for work this morning. Stink of yesterday's neglect off me. Left my jacket in the bar I was in. Paranoia if anyone looks sideways at me in my open plan office. Feeling all alone in the world.

AND THERE IS STILL ALMOST A FULL WORKING WEEK TO GET THROUGH.

What are AH tips on getting through this awful awful Tuesday?

do this:
get to the pharmacy, take 5 "Revive" tablets (like berocca only they WORK if you take 5 with a h/o) and drink 2 pints of water before lunch and you'll be sorted.

Where To

I have so little sympathy for self inflicted ailments like hangovers that it makes me really angry and want to kick something really hard.

Mocha Joe

carly_86 wrote: »

I am playing a really sad song on the smallest violin just for you. I was out myself last night till 3 and i am in work till 7 on my own. Still slightly drunk Mmm i love being Irish

Not sure if people still say this but I feel it's appropriate. Shcwarrrrrrrrrr. *loses its effect in text I know

Caliden

Where To wrote: »

I have so little sympathy for self inflicted ailments like hangovers that it makes me really angry and want to kick something really hard.

Start with yourself.