Are you a taxi driver?

Jacobian Transformation

Or know any?

Of the two who I know they both have been invited in for "coffee" by women on numerous occasions. Both of them are tall bald men in their forties incidentally. I'm curious how common these proffers of "coffee" are to taxi drivers.

xzanti

And they told you this, did they?

Sky King

Do they know you can get coffee in most petrol stations nowadays?

Jacobian Transformation

xzanti wrote: »

And they told you this, did they?

They also said they never actually accepted the offers accept for a one time when he went in but couldn't go through with it and left.

Nah, there's no posters on here that are taxi men, none of note anyway.

Sky King

Deleted User wrote: »

Nah, there's no posters on here that are taxi men, none of note anyway.

Zing!

Take THAT Where to!

Best username ever

I participated in a gangbang a few years back and one of the lads in the line was a taxi driver, sound bloke, got a lift home off him after we were finished our turn.

rolliepoley

I'm a little taximan short and stout
here's my handle and i've a big mouth.

mfceiling

Are you a Taxi Driver?








No

Grayson

Strangly enough, I know of a girl who propositioned a taxi driver. And he accepted.

So i guess the OP's post may have some small degree of truth.

Teyla Emmagan

I had an offer of a shag from a taxi driver a few years ago. He offered to come in and take care of me. I clearly looked desperate or something.

The clincher was when he said 'ah go on, it won't take long'.

I declined.

Where To

Those people who you were talking to are not taxi drivers OP. They are what's known in the trade as 'liars'.

rainbowdrop

I'm a taxi driver, and so's my wife.................

Jacobian Transformation

Where To wrote: »

Those people who you were talking to are not taxi drivers OP. They are what's known in the trade as 'liars'.

I'd be fairly certain they aren't lying. They're in their forties not teenagers and they aren't the type to make up stupid sh1t like that.

Where To

Jacobian Transformation wrote: »

they aren't the type to make up stupid sh1t.

I thought you said they were taxi drivers.

Micky Dolenz

It happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjS_C-zYUUI

carzony

My neighbour was a taxi driver a few years back, He told me that on numerous occasions that women would feel him up and try to bring him home after they had a long night of partying in temple bar.

He told me he picked up this girl one night, she had a massive fight with her boyfriend, she caught him cheating or somthing like that. He said she was looking to ''teach her fella a lesson'' She asked him to pull in along a main road and started sucking his c**k..

That's only one story, He had loads of storys like that.. Apparently taxi driving is the best job to pick up a shag:eek::eek::eek:

Where To

carzony wrote: »

My neighbour was a taxi driver a few years back, He told me that on numerous occasions that women would feel him up and try to bring him home after they had a long night of partying in temple bar.

He told me he picked up this girl one night, she had a massive fight with her boyfriend, she caught him cheating or somthing like that. He said she was looking to ''teach her fella a lesson'' She asked him to pull in along a main road and started sucking his c**k..

That's only one story, He had loads of storys like that.. Apparently taxi driving is the best job to pick up a shag:eek::eek::eek:

Your neighbour is a bullsh1tter.

Micky Dolenz

Where To wrote: »

Your neighbour is a bullsh1tter.

Ah poor you, never been propositioned so you think it can't happen to others.

There there. :P

carzony

Where To wrote: »

Your neighbour is a bullsh1tter.

Well I believe him, sound fella, not the type to talk ****

Jacobian Transformation

Jesus we're talking about a woman asking for a shag, not a unicorn, this isn't far fetched.

Where To

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Ah poor you, never been propositioned so you think it can't happen to others.

There there. :P

I like to think of it as never putting myself in a position where I can be accused of sexual assault Micky.:)

And that's why 99% of these stories are bravado inspired bullsh1t, because no taxi driver with an ounce of sense between his ears and a scrap of decency in him will put himself in that position.

Where To

carzony wrote: »

Well I believe him, sound fella, not the type to talk ****

Another taxi driver that doesn't talk sh1te, that's three on this thread already!!:eek:

repsol

Great fun until she changes her attitude the next day and decides to report the taxi man to the cops for sexual assault or rape.

Jacobian Transformation

Where To wrote: »

I like to think of it as never putting myself in a position where I can be accused of sexual assault Micky.:)

And that's why 99% of these stories are bravado inspired bullsh1t, because no taxi driver with an ounce of sense between his ears and a scrap of decency in him will put himself in that position.

So 99% of taxi drivers won't give lone women a lift!

Wow

gallag

Yep, I do get proposals pretty regular, I am happily married and I suppose alright looking and 31yo. Its not really surprising, you are the last contact of the night and if you are friendly and semi attractive then why not? I always put them down gently, tell them I am flatterd and they are beautiful and hard to turn down but I just love my wife to much. The surprising thing is the ammount of men hit on me :-0

PhlegmyMoses

Jacobian Transformation wrote: »

Jesus we're talking about a woman asking for a shag, not a unicorn, this isn't far fetched.

We're talking about After Hours. The last time some of these reprobates touched a vagina was the day they were born.

PhlegmyMoses

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

We're talking about After Hours. The last time some of these reprobates touched a vagina was the day they were born.

He says....in after hours

ITS_A_BADGER

well im not getting in a taxi with where to to go home, No chance of sex of him...

Martyn1989

I got a taxi home from work late one night and the driver, big middle aged guy, had just had something like this happen, said she was good looking, but he declined as is married with kids.

Honestly I believe him, the poor guy was rattled.

Truncheon Rouge

I 'ad this one right....started touching me up right, shagged er and her friend who was in the back right...so the first one right, shes driving for me and she picks up this blonde bird right...turns out its only jenna jameson.
they all paid in the end right, gave me E100 tip.

Where To

Jacobian Transformation wrote: »

So 99% of taxi drivers won't give lone women a lift!

Wow

I know a lot of drivers, myself included, who would be more wary of lifting a lone female than a couple, for instance.

Micky Dolenz

Where To wrote: »

I like to think of it as never putting myself in a position where I can be accused of sexual assault Micky.:)

And that's why 99% of these stories are bravado inspired bullsh1t, because no taxi driver with an ounce of sense between his ears and a scrap of decency in him will put himself in that position.

Agreed but theres a difference between being propositioned and actually accepting.

Where To

Where To wrote: »

I know a lot of drivers, myself included, who would be more wary of lifting a lone female than a couple, for instance.

Especially if she was a big girl.

PhlegmyMoses

Deleted User wrote: »

He says....in after hours

Hey, I did say some tbf.

PhlegmyMoses

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

Hey, I did say some tbf.

So no different to anywhere else on boards or in real life. Got it. :cool:

PhlegmyMoses

Deleted User wrote: »

So no different to anywhere else on boards or in real life. Got it. :cool:

You're right. You really have got it. Well done you.

HondaSami

Where To wrote: »

I know a lot of drivers, myself included, who would be more wary of lifting a lone female than a couple, for instance.

Seriously? would you pass a fare because of this?

Where To

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Agreed but theres a difference between being propositioned and actually accepting.

True, which is ridiculous in itself. How drunk or desperate would you have to be to want to suck the cock off someone who has probably been sitting in the same sweaty piss stained jocks for 12-16 hours and thinks that grooming is something you do to a poodle?

PhlegmyMoses

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

You're right. You really have got it. Well done you.

No flirting in After Hours please.

Where To

HondaSami wrote: »

Seriously? would you pass a fare because of this?

Na, I wouldn't pass a fare for it, but I would be less comfortable about doing it.

Micky Dolenz

Where To wrote: »

True, which is ridiculous in itself. How drunk or desperate would you have to be to want to suck the cock off someone who has probably been sitting in the same sweaty piss stained jocks for 12-16 hours and thinks that grooming is something you do to a poodle?

Ever been to Coppers? :pac:

HondaSami

Where To wrote: »

True, which is ridiculous in itself. How drunk or desperate would you have to be to want to suck the cock off someone who has probably been sitting in the same sweaty piss stained jocks for 12-16 hours and thinks that grooming is something you do to a poodle?

You describing yourself here or other taxi drivers ?:p

PhlegmyMoses

Deleted User wrote: »

No flirting in After Hours please.

I knew this was your end game from the start. Impressed by my masculinity and musky scent. Taxi drivers ain't got **** on me.

Grayson

Truncheon Rouge wrote: »

I 'ad this one right....started touching me up right, shagged er and her friend who was in the back right...so the first one right, shes driving for me and she picks up this blonde bird right...turns out its only jenna jameson.
they all paid in the end right, gave me E100 tip.

Something similar happened to me

MOH

Jacobian Transformation wrote: »

Jesus we're talking about a woman asking for a shag, not a unicorn, this isn't far fetched.

Why would a unicorn be asking for a shag?

Ihatecuddles-old

MOH wrote: »

Why would a unicorn be asking for a shag?

Because they're horny !

Amy33

I know 4 taxi drivers and the 4 of them have cheated on their wives countless times with women they have met while working. Driving instructors are just as bad apparently.

Where To

Amy33 wrote: »

I know 4 taxi drivers and the 4 of them have cheated on their wives countless times with women they have met while working. Driving instructors are just as bad apparently.

I hear windowcleaners are just as bad. It's a wonder no one has ever made a film detailing the exploits of windowcleaners, taxi drivers and driving instructors.

Micky Dolenz

I know a window cleaner, always going on about how it's an up and down business. A real pane to listen too.

Czarcasm

Amy33 wrote: »

I know 4 taxi drivers and the 4 of them have cheated on their wives countless times with women they have met while working. Driving instructors are just as bad apparently.

Anecdotal evidence if ever was needed that some scumbags are taxi drivers, but not every taxi driver is a scumbag.