What are you giving up for length ?

lucozader

What are you giving up for length ?

Cereal Number

Spellzing

derfderf

My killer sense of width.

sydthebeat

Girth?

chughes

Telling people its six inches.

Son Of A Vidic

lucozader wrote: »

What are you giving up for length ?

I got too much 'length' to give up.

gerrybbadd

Width

Ted_YNWA

my tape measure .

smash

The metric system

Shenshen

Depends... what length d'ya got?

Morrisseeee

lucozader wrote: »

What are you giving up for length ?

or......gaz................mmmmmmmmmmm

smash

Shenshen wrote: »

Depends... what length d'ya got?

If you want 9 inches, he'll shag ya 3 times!

yermandan

Anything for a length

rannerap

Length is my favourite

Noxin

Boards.ie

Lasted about 2 minutes

KAGY

chughes wrote: »

Telling people its six inches.

Mine's 12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule.

silverharp

i'm giving up spelling correctlie , just like the OP

Plazaman

"Give me a full 6 inches" she screamed.

I said "Baby, I ain't cuttin it in half for nobody".

Czarcasm

This thread reminds me of that crazy amount of replies "I made a spelling mistake in the title" cartoon!

aloyisious

Swearing

The Caveman

I am giving up - giving up things...

silverharp

The op's teacher obviously just gave up

buck65

Hilarigous misspeling

CruelCoin

Why would i want to give up my length???

I was drowning in brownie points from giving an epic bouquet yesterday, she was begging for length!

mconigol

Did anyone else notice the hilarious OP misspelling?

Matt_Trakker

Eye'm givvin hup sphellin phoenetiklie.

wilson10

My wife is giving up foreplay for length

Cee-Jay-Cee

I'm giving up nothing as quitting is for losers.

Wibbs

mconigol wrote: »

Did anyone else notice the hilarious OP misspelling?

Fear of dropping aitches and appearing "common" so add them where not required. I've seen "heighth" before. And no, giving up nothing.

EmptyTree

Short enough on length as it to be giving any of it up!

garbanzo9

What am I giving up for length? hmm a 'g' and a 'h'

Everyone knows that girth is really where its at, not length.

But, since you're asking about Lent, I assume - I've given up giving up things for Lent.

Dfmnoc

religion

The Clown Man

Abusing kids who can't/won't spell.

No matter how ****ing retarded they make themselves look on message boards.

biko

I fold it.

CruelCoin

CJC999 wrote: »

I'm giving up nothing as quitting is for losers.

It's spelled loosers, like duuuh.

the keen edge

CruelCoin wrote: »

It's spelled loosers, like duuuh.

Spelt.

Jester252

Dfmnoc wrote: »

religion

So brave

Agricola

"Length" - A concise example of how ridiculous Irish catholicism really is!


That and poor teaching standards.

ejmaztec

Agricola wrote: »

"Length" - A concise example of how ridiculous Irish catholicism really is!


That and poor teaching standards.

In what context?

laoch na mona

for the whole length of lent I'll be giving her my whole length

im invisible

I gave up length for girth.

Duck Soup

When I first moved here from England, it took a while to familiarize myself with the local idioms and vernacular.

I was talking in a pub one evening with a guy I worked with, talking about manly pursuits, such as women. I mentioned one particularly attractive young lady from my time in Blighty, to which he responded "Did you give her a length?".

Only, being a salt-of-the-earth Dublin type, he actually pronounced it "Do you give her a lent?"

To which I replied "Chocolate."

Even When I Lie

€2,500.

castletownman

The metric system because it's the tool of the devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.

ScumLord

Is length the Chinese knock off of lent?

Agricola

ejmaztec wrote: »

In what context?

In the context that people dont even know how to spell the word!

ejmaztec

Agricola wrote: »

In the context that people dont even know how to spell the word!

I thought you were going to reply at some length.:P

Duck Soup

I think this thread has already gone on for quite longth enough.

Agricola

ejmaztec wrote: »

I thought you were going to reply at some length.:P

Nah, too time consuming. I gave that up for length!

CruelCoin

Nobody done it yet?

ok.

I'm giving up about three fiddy.