Women vs. Men- Such an unfair balance of sexual power!

Stanton82

Its so unfair, the sexual power distribution between women and men! A woman is horny (yes the eyes of every man reading this has already probably perked up) the whole world waits; all she has to do is select a man and wink- end of story till the next horny bout. On the contrary a man is horny... well that's his business! You just go to any dating/swinging site and see what I'm talking about. Brothers been tryna get laid!!!

Any tips from the ladies on how horny guys stuck in the coldness of Ireland's weather could go about adjusting this balance a little?'! I'm 6:4, good looking by any standards, firm and with a decent athletic body. Still haven't gotten some in what is now becoming too long a while! almost dying HELP!!!

Ihatecuddles-old

......its not working??

Go gay, apparently they're all mad for it.

jaffacakesyum

LOL - first post

Try harder

HTML5!

Want a tip?

Be less ugly.

Truncheon Rouge

yeah but they have to push a mini human out of their genitals.

I hear in some births they even have to cut the poor womans smelly-bridge.....

..........im sure at that moment a lifetime of not getting laid seems like a fair bargain.

Ihatecuddles-old

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

LOL - first post

Try harder

ouch, right in the feelings...

WumBuster

Run don't walk

Truncheon Rouge

WumBuster wrote: »

Run don't walk

a gentleman should walk but never run.

C.K Dexter Haven

Stanton82 wrote: »

all she has to do is select a man and wink !!

Wink? Really?:pac:

Czarcasm

Stanton82 wrote: »

Its so unfair, the sexual power distribution between women and men! A woman is horny (yes the eyes of every man reading this has already probably perked up) the whole world waits; all she has to do is select a man and wink- end of story till the next horny bout. On the contrary a man is horny... well that's his business! You just go to any dating/swinging site and see what I'm talking about. Brothers been tryna get laid!!!

Any tips from the ladies on how horny guys stuck in the coldness of Ireland's weather could go about adjusting this balance a little?'! I'm 6:4, good looking by any standards, firm and with a decent athletic body. Still haven't gotten some in what is now becoming too long a while! almost dying HELP!!!

1. Stop using phrases like this, it implies you want relations with your sisters.

2. Cut down on the "eau de desperation" cologne.

3. Your familiarity with rejection is quite telling if you think that the fairer sex can get laid on a whim, have a gander at bbwdating.com if you don't believe me- pages and pages of lusty females left unsatisfied. Knock yourself out!

Banjo String

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Sex doll, that is all.

Pompey Magnus

Have you tried posting on some popular Irish internet forum about your dilemma, making sure to promote all your positive attributes in the hope that a female member of said forum will be impressed enough to send you a PM asking you to ride her silly?

Thrill

Stanton82 wrote: »

I all she has to do is select a man and wink-

All you have to do is select a hand and w@nk.

BBDBB

take me

Im gagging for it

clairefontaine

Put on a scottish accent and say you are a doctor.

BBDBB

clairefontaine wrote: »

Put on a scottish accent and say you are a doctor.

helloo the noo, hoow are yoow doin'?
Its Dr McTavish here from the clan McTavish

*flashes tartan




I have to be honest, its not really working is it

Chuck Stone

I've given your post some serious critical examination and I think you should probably just shut up.

chughes

clairefontaine wrote: »

Put on a scottish accent and say you are a doctor.

Tell them you're a gynecologist and your first inspection is free. You can't fail (to get your face slapped)

HTML5!

BBDBB wrote: »

helloo the noo, hoow are yoow doin'?
Its Dr McTavish here from the clan McTavish

*flashes tartan




I have to be honest, its not really working is it

A COD fan...:)

Nodin

Stanton82 wrote: »

Its so unfair, the sexual power distribution between women and men! A woman is horny (yes the eyes of every man reading this has already probably perked up) the whole world waits; all she has to do is select a man and wink- end of story till the next horny bout. On the contrary a man is horny... well that's his business! You just go to any dating/swinging site and see what I'm talking about. Brothers been tryna get laid!!!

....but they don't have a langer. Going through life without a langer must be hell.

Stanton82

HTML5! wrote: »

Want a tip?

Be less ugly.

Sigh! Naturally a post like this would attract 12 year olds. A heads up mate- **** with the hand doesn't count.

Nodin

Stanton82 wrote: »

Sigh! Naturally a post like this would attract 12 year olds. A heads up mate- **** with the hand doesn't count.

You can reach with your mouth?

crockholm

chughes wrote: »

Tell them you're a gynecologist and your first inspection is free. You can't fail (to get your face slapped)

they'd rumble he's not scottish when they hear the "free" bit

Popinjay

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

Have you tried posting on some popular Irish internet forum about your dilemma, making sure to promote all your positive attributes in the hope that a female member of said forum will be impressed enough to send you a PM asking you to ride her silly?

That's only got what... a 70% success rate? Maybe 80% tops.

The man needs guaranteed action.

OP, have you tried barnyard animals?

I hear they're not fussy.

WumBuster

If you want to go out and get laid if thats what you're looking for,then do it, it isnt that hard, to be fair.Unless you are a complete bumpkin with no social skills or frankensteins' brother. . Sure every woman isnt going to say yes, but thats her choice and needs to be respected. Stop moaning and blaming society and women for your lack of roide, the only person you should be looking at is yourself.

Stanton82

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I've given your post some serious critical examination and I think you should probably just shut up.

Lol. Well if it aint broke you don't fix it mate.

Esoteric_

Stanton82 wrote: »

Sigh! Naturally a post like this would attract 12 year olds. A heads up mate- **** with the hand doesn't count.

It reads as though it were written by one, too.

Seriously? A 'brother' is trying to get laid? Leave your damn sister alone and go look for someone un-related. There are laws against that kind of thing, matey.

Pompey Magnus

Stanton82 wrote: »

Sigh! Naturally a post like this would attract 12 year olds.

So you made a post which you knew 12 year olds would be attracted to? This thread has taken a sinister turn...

Stanton82

Nodin wrote: »

You can reach with your mouth?

Not quite every one is skilled and proficient in the act of self-nodin my friend. Judging from your name, You should count yourself lucky my friend :-)

Esoteric_

Stanton82 wrote: »

Not quite every one is skilled and proficient in the act of self-nodin my friend. Judging from your name, You should count yourself lucky my friend :-)

I'm not gonna get laid for a week or so, due to being busy with work/college.

I will give you 5 minutes of my time, but I will fully expect you to lick the sweat from my crevices after my fitness classes, as well as providing me with enough vodka to cause me to go blind. Paper bag over your head is mandatory, not optional.

Ihatecuddles-old

Popinjay wrote: »

That's only got what... a 70% success rate? Maybe 80% tops.

60% of the time..it works every time!

Stanton82

have a gander at bbwdating.com

*wet kiss!!!* I LOVE BIG WOMEN!!!

Esoteric_

Esoteric_ wrote: »

I'm not gonna get laid for a week or so, due to being busy with work/college.

Yeah, hate dry spells like that.

Nodin

Stanton82 wrote: »

Not quite every one is skilled and proficient in the act of self-nodin my friend. Judging from your name, You should count yourself lucky my friend :-)

'Why can't I pull women?'....based on the above I'd say you start to go wrong by talking and worsen it by attempts to be funny. Go to some loud place where everybody is out of it on booze and drugs - that way you only have to look like you're witty and a bit of a craic.

Esoteric_

Deleted User wrote: »

Yeah, hate dry spells like that.

I was talking shíte to make the OP realise how desperate I would have to be for him to be offered the chance to get up on this.

Esoteric_

Esoteric_ wrote: »

I was talking shíte to make the OP realise how desperate I would have to be for him to be offered the chance to get up on this.

And I was dead serious in my earlier post when I said something that Bernard Manning would've thought was lazy and outdated.

BBDBB

Deleted User wrote: »

And I was dead serious in my earlier post when I said something that Bernard Manning would've thought was lazy and outdated.

to be fair he wasnt noted for his "sexual power" either

Stanton82

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

So you made a post which you knew 12 year olds would be attracted to? This thread has taken a sinister turn...

Whoa!!! slow down matey... Don't be ahead of yourself now, that sort of fishing wouldn't work! It was only merely figurative friend. Now would be a good time to let go and slip 'it' back in.

BBDBB

BBDBB wrote: »

to be fair he wasnt noted for his "sexual power" either

You've been listening to the pinko lefty media too long.

Stanton82

Nodin wrote: »

'Why can't I pull women?'....based on the above I'd say you start to go wrong by talking and worsen it by attempts to be funny. Go to some loud place where everybody is out of it on booze and drugs - that way you only have to look like you're witty and a bit of a craic.

Did i touch a nerve there 'Nodin'????

BBDBB

Deleted User wrote: »

You've been listening to the pinko lefty media too long.

only for Womans Hour & the Quiz of the week!

Stanton82

Esoteric_ wrote: »

It reads as though it were written by one, too.

Seriously? A 'brother' is trying to get laid? Leave your damn sister alone and go look for someone un-related. There are laws against that kind of thing, matey.

''Brothers been tryna get laid'' Its American english pet. And about the women winking thing, i meant attractive women. Not those with their heads so high up their ass seeing the sun now would blind them.

Czarcasm

Esoteric_ wrote: »

I'm not gonna get laid for a week or so, due to being busy with work/college.

I will give you 5 minutes of my time, but I will fully expect you to lick the sweat from my crevices after my fitness classes, as well as providing me with enough vodka to cause me to go blind. Paper bag over your head is mandatory, not optional.

Where do i sign up? :eek:

Esoteric_ wrote: »

I was talking shíte to make the OP realise how desperate I would have to be for him to be offered the chance to get up on this.

Oh. Feckin' tease!

Esoteric_

Stanton82 wrote: »

''Brothers been tryna get laid'' Its American english pet. And about the women winking thing, i meant attractive women. Not those with their heads so high up their ass seeing the sun now would blind them.

We're in Ireland, pet.

I'm going to assume that last part was an attempt at insulting me, since I mentioned nothing about women winking (mainly 'cause I can't wink because I look like I'm mentally deficient when I do so)?

Madam_X

Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual power!

Madam_X

Madam_X wrote: »

Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual power!

Hey! That's a half-truth!

BBDBB

Deleted User wrote: »

Hey! That's a half-truth!

he's only half asleep?

Stanton82

Really? It was beginning to seem like 'England'!

Stanton82

Esoteric_ wrote: »

It reads as though it were written by one, too.

Seriously? A 'brother' is trying to get laid? Leave your damn sister alone and go look for someone un-related. There are laws against that kind of thing, matey.

Esoteric_ wrote: »

We're in Ireland, pet.

I'm going to assume that last part was an attempt at insulting me, since I mentioned nothing about women winking (mainly 'cause I can't wink because I look like I'm mentally deficient when I do so)?

Really? It was beginning to seem like 'England'!