Roses are red...

davet82

Roses are red
Voilets are blue...


remember these poems as kids? I use to know loads of funny ones but i got old and forgot them all

please share yours, also if you have any soppy ones i can rob for valentines day

Banjo String

Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm a schizophrenic,
and I am too.

summerskin

roses are red
my name's dave
this poem makes no sense
microwave

AnonoBoy

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dandelions are yellow
Magnolias are magnolia coloured
Which is white I suppse, or slightly off-white.
So basically what I'm saying is flowers are different colours.....
.....Fancy a shag?

GLaDOS

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Get in the van,
I have a knife.

old_aussie

God made rivers, god made lakes, god made you, we all make mistakes

ruthloss

The poster 9959
leaves nothing to refine
methinks he writes supine

Rasheed

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have Alzheimer's,
Cheese on toast.

spankysue

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
My favourite film is Star Trek 2
KHAAAAAAN!!

CardBordWindow

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
OP used know good ones,
And I used to too!

Death and Taxes

Roses are red
Violets are blue
With a face like yours,
you belong in a zoo!

TommyKnocker

Form years ago as a teenager

I love your lips and your eyes so bright,
I even love your cellulite.
_________________________________________

I think of you quite often
But I suppose I should expand
And say I always think of you
When I hold it in my hand.
(your photo, that is)
______________________________________

Did you know that you keep me awake at night?
Thinking of lying here holding you tight.
I imagine your body, and my lips exploring,
But knowing my luck you'd be too busy snoring.
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You're always on my mind
Ever since we met.
You're always in my thoughts
Impossible to forget.
You're always in my heart
Which puts me in your debt.
You're always in my dreams
And my dreams are always wet.
________________________________________

Men are like holly that's been recently picked
So handle with care to avoid getting pricked.
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They say men are from Mars and women from Venus:
Let's kiss and remove all the space in between us.

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I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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If I were a cabbage I cut my self in two
My leaves I'd give to anyone
My heart I give to you
____________________________

G.I. Haircut
G.I. Blues
G.I. Hats
G.I. Shoes
G.I. Love you
G.I. Do
G.I. Hope you love me too.
______________________________________-

Plenty of love
and plenty of kisses
I hope some day
We'll be Mr and Mrs.
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HOLLAND Hope our love last and never dies
ITALY I Trust And Love You
SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss
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Won't you bee my valentine
And fly away with me?
We'll bumble along together
'Cause you're my Honey Bee!
_______________________________

I love you,
I love you,
I love you so well.
If I was a peanut
I'd give you my shell.
_________________________________________

I do believe that God above, created you for me to love,
He picked you out from all the rest, because he knew I would love you best.
______________________________________

I love you, I love you, I love you almighty,
I wish your pyjamas where next to my nightie,
Dont be mistaken, dont be misled,
I mean on the clothes line not on the bed!
_________________________________

I love you, I love you I love you divine
Please give me your bubblegum
Cuz you're sitting on mine!
_______________________________

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Happy Valentine's Day
From a friend -- guess who?
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Here is a valentine.
I made it just for you.
With paper and ribbons
And lots of super glue!
I cut it with my scissors
And designed it with my paint.
If I tell you that I love you,
Do you promise not to faint?
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5 little valentines just for you
The first one says, "My love is true."
The second one says, "You have my heart."
The third one says, "Let us never part."
The fourth one says, "Won't you please be mine?"
The fifth one says, "'Til the end of time."
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If apples were pears,
And peaches were plums,
And if the rose had a different name -
If tigers were bears,
And fingers were thumbs
I'd love you just the same!
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You're kissable and cuddly;
You're lovable and sweet;
You thrill me every minute,
And sweep me off my feet.

You're charming and disarming,
Desirable and true.
You inspire and impress me,
And that's why I love you!
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Hey pretty girl
you look so fine,
I hope you’ll
be my valentine.

Because if you don’t
I’ll be real sad,
So, be my honey and
make me glad.

I think together
we’ll make a real swell pair,
If only with me
sometime you’ll share.

So, give it a try and
I think you’ll find,
me and you are
two of a kind.
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Cupid, oh Cupid
please draw back your bow,
Let your arrow fly
at the one I love so.

Do what you must
if it takes two or three,
Just make this angel
give her heart to me.

I'll love her forever
I'll treat her so fine,
If only you can make my love be mine.
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I love you darling
with all my might,
Because my sweetheart
it feels so right.

You and me we’re
a perfect match,
Unlock the lock
open the latch.

Listen real close
with an open heart,
For I believe my love
it’s time to start.

A journey together
a beautiful ride,
Because, my love
we’ll be side by side.
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I hope your Valentine’s Day is great.
I hope it’s quite a treat.
I hope you have a happy day
Filled with things so sweet.

This poem’s for you because I care.
I can’t get more specific.
Well, yes I can, and here I go…
I think you’re just TERRIFIC
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Half of us is sweeter than the other half, it's true
And half of us is dearer and of course that half is you
But although you are the better half, as anyone can see
beyond a shadow of a doubt, the lucky half is me.
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I wish I were an old boot and you a piece of leather
and some kind cobbler would come along and sow us both togeather.
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Hail Mary full of grace,
bless my lovers smiling face
bless her legs and bless her thighs
and keep her away from other guys

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I wish I were the cup
from which youu drink ur tea
and everytime you'd take a sip
it would mean a kiss 4 me
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You ask yourself who am I
I bet you'd like to know
I am the one who loves you
but cannot let you know
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And some others

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these are the silences
where i slide my hand
the length of your arm,

the curve of your breast
at the heel of my hand

these are the silences
where the sound of your breath
the rise and fall of your chest
match the way your eyes
seek my eyes
and are caught

these are the silences
where words mean nothing
just you and i
breathing
reaching
finding
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I seek the one who's right for me.
A heart that's true, a heart that's free.
Someone who's gentle, kind and fair.
Don't matter the colour of hair.

Somebody who will have a spark.
Who I could sense amidst the dark.
Someone who's smile would light my day.
Who'd hold my hand and walk my way.

Who'd make me laugh and fire my blood.
With this one I would be understood.
With features fair and senses quick.
To be the candle round my wick.

I guess I seek my mate of soul.
To close the circle, To make me whole.
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I love you all through February,
Not just on Valentine’s Day;
I cherish you when flowers of spring
Appear in the midst of May.

I adore you in the summer,
When the air is filled with heat;
Without you in my life each day,
I wouldn’t be complete.

I treasure you in fall,
When leaves are turning gold;
I loved you when you were younger;
I’ll love you when you’re old.

I prize you in the winter,
When colder days are here;
I love you, love you all the time,
Every minute of the year.

So I’ll give to you this Valentine,
But I want to let you know,
It’s not just today, but always,
That I will love you so.
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I love you darling
with all my might,
Because my sweetheart
it feels so right.

You and me we’re
a perfect match,
Unlock the lock
open the latch.

Listen real close
with an open heart,
For I believe my love
it’s time to start.

A journey together
a beautiful ride,
Because, my love
we’ll be side by side.
____________________________________

Will you be my Valentine?
I know that I am yours.
You are like a tossing sea
And I am like your shores.
You are like an endless wave
And I your waiting sand.
And I will wait forever as
You come and smooth my hand.

I will wait forever, yet
You are a part of me.
I hold you in my arms, while you
Come to me endlessly.

Will you be my Valentine?
I know that I am yours.
I love you with a love that yearns
To be your golden shores.

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I wish you were my Valentine
Though I may not be yours,
And I may, in my ignorance,
Be speaking to closed doors.
I have no inkling of your heart,
No hint what you might say;
But when I think of you the sun
Will just not go away.

There is in you a loveliness
That makes my darkness shine,
And so I'll wait, if wait I must,
To be your Valentine.
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Unrequited Love

Beautiful eyes, beautiful face,
I'm shy to talk to you.
You're the eagle I must watch
No matter what I do.

You're the beauty, wild and free,
The mistress of my eyes,
Rolling through exultant air,
Alone in pristine skies.

I would take you for my own
Could I but have your wings,
Could I but go where night begins
And frozen sunlight sings.

Could I but have you for my love,
How might we fly together!
But I must watch you from below
And long for you forever.
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--Kaiser--

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But the roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head

obplayer

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it wasn't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You need new perfume,
As you smell like poo.

deathrider

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'm sh1te at poems... nice tits.

Matt_Trakker

Roses are red,
violets are green,
open your crackers,
I'll fill 'em with cream.

Custardpi

Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
My poetry's crap,
I'll use Rohypnol instead.

Penn

Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
Oh God, my eyes...

Where To

Roses are white
Roses are yellow
Roses are even black sometimes
Rhyming is stupid

WoollyRedHat

Roses are black,
Violets are too.
I am colorblind,
How about you?

Roses are tasty,
Violets are wild,
How about de-flowering,
I have a dirty mind

Ihatecuddles-old

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like tits
Tits tits tits

seven_eleven

roses are red
violets are blue
gibe moni
or i REPORT U
HEAUEHAUEHAUHEUAHEUAHEUA

Forest Demon

Roses are red,
Voilets are blue,
So are you,
Ya dirty fecker

phasers

for all you singletons out there.

roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka is cheaper
Than dinner for two.

Custardpi

Not specifically roses or violets but a similar theme & metre:

These flowers are expensive,
Imported from France,
Now I've spent all this money,
Can I get in your pants?

2cool4school

stop teasing darling
and take off your knickers
for two in the vag
and one in the gicker

shygal

pikachu is yellow squirtle is blue if you were a pokemon id choose you

2cool4school

roses are red
dick veins are blue
ill tear you in half
with my didgeridoo

Bad Santa

..violets are blue. Pull down your knickers and give us a goo.

Mr Benevolent

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimer's
Potatoes.

juicyduckie

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Get in the van,
I have a knife.

Derp.

It's the other way around:

I have a knife,
Get in the van.

:cool:

kraggy

Silk cut red,
Johnny blue,
Children's allowance
Woohoo!

Czarcasm

Got this on a Valentine's card when I was 12:

"Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust,
Without your mickey,
My fanny would rust."

And just to get rid of that mental image, another one I got:

"A ring is round,
And has no end,
And that's how long,
I'll be your friend."


Friendzoned. Burn.

GarH

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme,
this one doesn't

tan11ie

Not a roses verse ...but this was wrote on a valentines card when I was 12

If I was a dog
and you were a flower
I'd lift up my leg
and give you a shower.

My Dad wasn't very happy when he seen this..

Bad Santa

My boxers are silk,
Your knickers are lace,
Sit on the floor,
And I'll sit on your face.

wandatowell

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Poems are hard
and so am I

RossFixxxed

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All my base,
Are belong to you!

tan11ie

Czarcasm wrote: »

Got this on a Valentine's card when I was 12:

"Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust,
Without your mickey,
My fanny would rust."

And just to get rid of that mental image, another one I got:

"A ring is round,
And has no end,
And that's how long,
I'll be your friend."


Friendzoned. Burn.

Haha I hope your parents didn't get to see that! I'd have been locked in the house until I was 18 ...:D

Czarcasm

tan11ie wrote: »

Haha I hope your parents didn't get to see that! I'd have been locked in the house until I was 18 ...:D

Feck nooo!

Jesus the cringe factor when I think of it now but I had to be even more careful because my mother was also a teacher in the school at the same time, I had to hide the cards under my mattress when I got home! :pac:

antodeco

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sniff my fingers,
They smell of your poo

herisson

Roses are red
violets are blue
im having a ****
while im thinking of you.

davet82

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

Roses are red
violets are blue
im having a ****
while im thinking of you.

classy

Best username ever

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your owl one is a hammer
And so are you.

herisson

davet82 wrote: »

classy

Classy is my middle name :pac:

somefeen

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a willy
and you have one to.

General Relativity

Roses are gay
Violets are gayer
Fuck this poem
And go listen to Slayer. *


*Slayer are awful, don't listen to them.

entropi

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Those horses in burgers,
Were not turned into glue.

Scar Tissue

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Does this rag,
Smell of chloroform to you?

Scar Tissue

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Now get in the van.