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massage parlors

  • 31-01-2013 4:34pm
    #1
    Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭


    I want a massage off a woman. Nothing seedy. Is it dear and is it weird to ask for a woman?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭fro9etb8j5qsl2


    Most Thai places are usually women only, yer wan I go to charges €50 for an hour of a full body massage, it's honestly a lot better and goes way deeper than any Swedish massage I've had done. There's absolutely nothing seedy about it. I'm sure most places wouldn't mind you asking for a woman masseuse as long as you're not heavy breathing down the phone :pac:

    Prices range from place to place, you'd often get a good deal on livingsocial. The cheapest massage I ever got was a special offer of €29, it was done by a proper sports massage therapist but I thought he just didn't go deep enough :(


  • Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    The title of your thread gives the wrong impression. 'Massage parlours' is the given name if you WANT to sound seedy. If you want a massage, practically every beauty therapist or sports therapist in the country can do them. Just pick one thats female (as most beauty therapists are).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 821 ✭✭✭xgtdec


    but I thought he just didn't go deep enough :(
    Ah seriously, how can I not respond with smartass reply...seriously, im bursting here!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 413 ✭✭Tipsygypsy


    Try here - http://www.massageireland.org/therapists

    Full listing, all over country, all fully qualified and insured. Price for 1 hour massage can range anywhere from €30 - €70, depending on therapist/type of treatment etc.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    Thai massage is brilliant, it can be painful at times but it works wonders. I got one done nearly every day when I was over there and considering the price of €5 - €8 it was great value. I've never had it done in Ireland but I would urge caution that some of these Thai places are fronts for prostitution and like in Thailand "Massage is a massage" "Maaaaaaasaaaaage = a happy ending" :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,827 ✭✭✭AnneFrank


    whats seedy about a happy ending ??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,869 ✭✭✭thegreatiam


    AnneFrank wrote: »
    whats seedy about a happy ending ??

    her hand would be full of seed at the end


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