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Titles for atheists

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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    "More cunning than a fox ShooterSF N.E.A"



    (N.E.A stands for name extending acronym).


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 65 ✭✭Wibbly Wobbly Wonder


    Yours sincerely,

    Mr. Wibbly Wobbly Wonder M.B.

    Member of the Brights (and therefore an Intelligent Normal Rational Sane Scientific Human Being)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    Just a slight change on 'Most Reverend':

    The Most Revered Joseph Brand.

    OR

    His Level-Headedness?

    Christians have given us another title already, 'Smart Arse' .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33 Hourglass Shrugged


    Count Courageous.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    The best a woman will attaind and that which she will mark all other men against!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,037 ✭✭✭Banbh


    Learned is a good word - the Learned J. Soap and it can be abbreviated to the Lnd J.Soap.
    Usually I tick Dr or Prof or Other on forms but I might try Learned when I get the option.
    I've noticed that in Ireland people don't bother much about these titles, in keeping with our republican Constitution, but the English are obsessed with them.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,401 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Banbh wrote: »
    Usually I tick Dr or Prof or Other on forms but I might try Learned when I get the option.
    I usually pick the highest-status honorific that's available -- that's usually Dr or Professor, but I've been Lord, Judge and General too as the occasion permits.

    This all worked fine until I had to submit some expenses to an Indonesian customer from a nearby hotel to whom I was Bishop Robindch. Never heard the end of it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    robindch wrote: »
    I usually pick the highest-status honorific that's available -- that's usually Dr or Professor, but I've been Lord, Judge and General too as the occasion permits.

    This all worked fine until I had to submit some expenses to an Indonesian customer from a nearby hotel to whom I was Bishop Robindch. Never heard the end of it!

    Did he try to kiss your ring? :pac:

    sorry - couldn't resist the obvious!


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