Help It Burns :(

0ph0rce0

I was eating Hapenero peppers bout half hour ago, and being the gob****e that i am i didn't wash my hands.

Now i just took my lad out for a slash and have touched it up good obviously because whatever pepper particles that were on my hand have now spread to my special place.

It is ****ing killing me.

This is serious, has anyone ever done this, how do i stop it

hedzball

one time in thailand.......

Death and Taxes

Immediate amputation is the ONLY answer, don't wait for any more replies, you must act now!






WileyCoyote accepts absolutley no responsibility for any negative outcomes resulting from any individual following his totally unqualified medical advice!

Logical_Bear

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

This is serious, has anyone ever done this, how do i stop it

smear it with yoghurt.


Seriously.

jaykay74

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

I was eating Hapenero peppers bout half hour ago, and being the gob****e that i am i didn't wash my hands.

Now i just took my lad out for a slash and have touched it up good obviously because whatever pepper particles that were on my hand have now spread to my special place.

It is ****ing killing me.

This is serious, has anyone ever done this, how do i stop it

dip it in an apple pie, I think I saw that somewhere.

Wexy86

Put it in a glass of milk :-)

D1stant

Dip it in domestos immediately

Captain Chaos

Plop it in a glass of milk.

Gummy Panda

You got to burn to grow.

Stay hungry!

Nabber

Habanero will kill off the crabs

Not sure what Hapenero will do

GLaDOS

Wexy86 wrote: »

Put it in a glass of milk :-)

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Plop it in a glass of milk.

Was going to say the exact same

0ph0rce0

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Plop it in a glass of milk.

This is not a lie i actually have it in a pint of ice water.


Not that i need a pint glass, as a small tumbler would suffice.



People BEWARE peppers and going for a slash , always wash them hands

celticcrash

Put it into a jar of liver.

Captain Chaos

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Was going to say the exact same

Strange how you get to know these things from the lessons in life.:D

Max Power

Spray deep heat onto your micky, that should sort it.

Ranicand

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

This is not a lie i actually have it in a pint of ice water.


Not that i need a pint glass, as a small tumbler would suffice.



People BEWARE peppers and going for a slash , always wash them hands

Somebody should have given you a hand.

sfwcork

Have you tried running to the local priest to help? He could say a prayer of course......while pulling it

0ph0rce0

**** me this hurts

I'd laugh if it wasnt me

gerrybbadd

Same thing happened me yesterday, but instead of the boyo getting scalded, I scratched my cheek. Intense burning,I'd hate to imagine what itd be like on the lad...

Ranicand

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

**** me this hurts

I'd laugh if it wasnt me

You say it's hot get somebody to blow on it.

Kat1170

Wexy86 wrote: »

Put it in a glass of milk :-)

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Plop it in a glass of milk.

People, people, he's trying to stop the burn. Not reload it :D

admiralofthefleet

spray it with deep heat

fight fire with fire

0ph0rce0

Just stuck some Durex Play Cool Lube on it. Feels a bit better.


Be rude not to have a **** now.

Ranicand

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

Be rude not to have a **** now.

Where are you living somebody could pop around and give you a hand.

Miike

Capsaicin is only fat soluble. Apply a dairy product... Milk, butter, cream, yogurt, Icecream etc.

foxinsox

Vicks, Deep Heat, Tiger Balm, Immac?

Be grand..








foxinsox accepts absolutley no responsibility for any negative outcomes resulting from any individual following her totally unqualified medical advice!

Ted_YNWA

Stand on an upturned plug in your bare feet ... it will take your mind off it

DeVore

Listen to me now because I'm your best friend in the world right at this minute.

Chillis create a "base" when they touch skin, so the best counter to it is a dilute acid (yes, you heard me right). Something like vinegar or perhaps more readily available, some lemon juice. NOT, repeat NOT sulphuric acid or hydrochloric acid

Wash the area with vinegar/lemon juice and you should be good to go

Dont ask me how I know this.,.... *ahem* ... I was a boyscout, or something.

0ph0rce0

Miike wrote: »

Capsaicin is only fat soluble. Apply a dairy product... Milk, butter, cream, yogurt, Icecream etc.

Have some Ben & Jerrys Phish Food In The Freezer, I'll Give It A Shot.

DeVore

DeVore wrote: »

Listen to me now because I'm your best friend in the world right at this minute.

Chillis create a "base" when they touch skin, so the best counter to it is a dilute acid (yes, you heard me right). Something like vinegar or perhaps more readily available, some lemon juice. NOT, repeat NOT sulphuric acid or hydrochloric acid

Wash the area with vinegar/lemon juice and you should be good to go

Dont ask me how I know this.,.... *ahem* ... I was a boyscout, or something.

PS: this works just as well when you bite into one unexpectedly.

TheUsual

Must be naked Monday in that house.

0ph0rce0

TheUsual wrote: »

Must be naked Monday in that house.

Everyday is naked monday here :cool:

DeVore

DeVore wrote: »

PS: this works just as well when you bite into one unexpectedly.

:eek:

How can you even bend that way?

DeVore

Deleted User wrote: »

:eek:

How can you even bend that way?

dislocated a vertebrae once... Best Accident EVAR!!!

stoneill

Wait until you're having a shíte!

0ph0rce0

stoneill wrote: »

Wait until you're having a shíte!

Thats the bit that scares me

Ihatecuddles-old

Mad dog hot sauce on your vagina is no fun for anyone. Except everyone else...

CianRyan

Rub coarse sea salt on it, rinse with water, repeat until the pain stops.
Seriously, this happened with my eye before, **** it hurt.

Ush1

Just dont rub your eye.

0ph0rce0

Ush1 wrote: »

Just dont rub your eye.

Too late for that

Larianne

Ranicand wrote: »

You say it's hot get somebody to blow on it.

admiralofthefleet

honest question:

where did you get the habaneros? ive been looking all over Dublin and cant find them

0ph0rce0

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

honest question:

where did you get the habaneros? ive been looking all over Dublin and cant find them

Eurospar in Killiney, Never Again

Miike

So, did it work?

0ph0rce0

Miike wrote: »

So, did it work?

The pain has mostly gone, i dont know if it was the pint of water, the durex play or the ice cream.

All i know is that if you do it in that order the pain will go.

Just a mild sting now

Miike

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

The pain has mostly gone, i dont know if it was the pint of water, the durex play or the ice cream.

All i know is that if you do it in that order the pain will go.

Just a mild sting now

It'll be the Icecream or lube... Its a lipid soluble substance only!

Regardless I'm sure your glad the lads feeling better

admiralofthefleet

Ush1 wrote: »

Just dont rub your eye.

he already has;)

admiralofthefleet

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

Eurospar in Killiney, Never Again

beside the Igo?

0ph0rce0

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

beside the Igo?

No Killiney Shopping Center Beside The Graduate

nocoverart

You have your own LIL hot dog now OP. you might as well put some mustard on it, you'll be grand!

0ph0rce0

Miike wrote: »

It'll be the Icecream or lube... Its a lipid soluble substance only!

Regardless I'm sure your glad the lads feeling better

So Glad