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End of the World: gtt gets a hybrid......well......

  • 27-01-2013 1:55pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭


    ...kinda, but not really.... :D

    ....I'm galwaytt, and I'm a petrol head. :cool: Always have been. Four wheels, two wheels -doesn't matter. Petrol first, converted to diesel, converting back to petrol again and then.................I got a hybrid. :eek:

    Or, to be more correct - the loan of a hybrid. For about 10 days.

    So, I thought I'd make it the Mother of All Test Drives. Use it like I normally would a car, and see what/if, this hybrid mullarkey has any truth in it......

    So, the car is a 10-reg Toyota Auris Hybrid. A mini-Prius, if you like. In nice, Alpine-ish pearl white. Quite a nice car to look at, really, all things considered. Inside is finished in a half-leather/Alcantar material, and the whole dash/binnacle/console area is nice: nice layout, colours, lighting.

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    First impressions when you get in are.......feels very well built. A mile from the 97 Xli Corolla I last remember getting into - doors have nice weight, close with a nice 'clunk', and, dare I say it, that 'whoosh' of an airtight cabin - very.....er, 'Like a Golf' ? :P :P



    I like the driving position - not saloon low, not MPV high, somewhere in between. Like so many modern cars, the windscreen is nearly in the next county it's so far in front of you, and again, like so many modern cars, the A-pillars are absurdly large - and in that spot you most find yourself naturally looking, at junctions, etc for motocyclists and cyclists............but like I said.....every car is like that now anyway.....

    Nice size steering wheel, with a nice texture - the dash has a curious texture - reminds me of the material wetsuits are made of. But not unpleasant for all that.

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    Interior space is good front & back.

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    So, what's it like to drive ?

    Er, quite good, actually. Er, tbh, more than that, even.

    My first introduction to Hybrid driving, in the rain, at night, took a while to get going: I spent 10 mins rooting around the dash looking for the space to put the keyfob into (like a Passat, say...)..........and then the metaphorical lightbuld came on: er - there isn't one. You just have the thing in your pocket, and that's it. Then, foot on the brake, and push the Big Power Button (I'll come back to the subject of the naming of that button later......... :) )

    The low-speed electrically driven thing is very.........disconcerting. You're not sure if it's 'doing it right', if it's supposed to do that, or what. Then half way down the driveway the engine starts and you're going OMG what do I do now. Actually, you do nothing. But varying your speed, but having an engine work at whatever speed it likes, irrespective of your motion speed, is also kinda odd. You roll to the end of the driveway and brake and........the engine dies. Like an old '80s car with a crappy carb, you don't know if the thing is supposed to do that, or not. Petrol heads would be tempted to left foot brake and use the right foot to keep engine revs up :):)

    At a junction on the road, it's similar - you're sitting there in silence, and your brain wants to start an engine in case the lights go green and you're not ready/able to get going, and holding everyone up !! But, of course, it's not like that at all: what it actually is, is that it's reverted to EV status, and the engine switched itself off. Your junction is clear, you press the 'accelerator' and.....off she 'whooshes' again...........even odder, given a 'handful' halfway across the junction, the engine starts up again all by it's lonesome at a speed it feels happy with and............the car just keeps going at IT's speed. Like I said, it takes a bit of getting used to.

    ...........more, in a mo..........

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    ....actually, I have to pop out for a while, so I'll revert later, and try and put in some pics as well. Got a message to go on, so might as well Hybrid-It... :)

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,760 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Not too sure where this car really fits in, the diesel model is slightly better mpg and costs nearly €5500 less. I suppose city driving when the battery kicks in it might save fuel but otherwise it's a lot of money extra. I think I would go Prius rather than Auris, with the Prius it's a car designed as a hybrid, the Auris is designed as a petrol/diesel and then the hybrid technology is added. I'd love a hybrid for a week or two to compare to my own car, before I would commit to buying one.

    Auris Hybrid 70.6mpg combined
    €26,460

    Auris Diesel 74.3mpg combined
    €20,995


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,688 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    Had a similar experience with a lexus gs 450h. Very very powerful car but with poor feel and I few things that I didnt like so I didnt bite. The cvt gearbox really shouldnt be offered with the manual option as its only a gimmick. The cvt is very good at what it does though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    Sounds...interesting.

    I don't like the sound of it to be honest! Two propulsion systems is just two ways in which a car can go wrong, as opposed to one!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,520 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Where this auris makes most sense is when you consider that the car it effectively replaced is the 1.6 vvti multimode automatic.

    With its reduced emissions though, the traditional corolla/auris automatic customer, the disabled driver doesn't get as much of a vrt rebate on these. That said, I'm sure that's the case across the board with most small family cars now that engine and gearbox technology has moved on.

    I'd actually prefer a new model auris hybrid over a Prius. And if you like the idea of an economical enough automatic car and don't want the environmentally friendly stigma of driving a Prius then it makes sense.

    Not sure what the price gaps are between the auris/Prius/Lexus ct is, given that they're essentially the same thing mechanically


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Leonard Hofstadter


    Not too sure where this car really fits in, the diesel model is slightly better mpg and costs nearly €5500 less. I suppose city driving when the battery kicks in it might save fuel but otherwise it's a lot of money extra. I think I would go Prius rather than Auris, with the Prius it's a car designed as a hybrid, the Auris is designed as a petrol/diesel and then the hybrid technology is added. I'd love a hybrid for a week or two to compare to my own car, before I would commit to buying one.

    Auris Hybrid 70.6mpg combined
    €26,460

    Auris Diesel 74.3mpg combined
    €20,995

    Nothing like exaggerating the figures in favour of the diesel, huh?

    The hybrid actually does 72.4 mpg not 70.6 mpg for starters.

    The Auris hybrid has the following features over the cheapest diesel:

    - Climate Control (the cheapest diesel doesn't even have basic air conditioning - who wants a brand car without a/c?)
    - Follow-me-home light system
    - Multifunction trip computer (remote switch on steering wheel)
    - Blue theme interior illumination
    - Rear electric windows
    - Passanger seat height adjustment
    - Satin silver finish audio panel surround
    - Satin silver interior door handles
    - Satin silver steering wheel inlay
    - Toyota Touch System
    - Front Fog Lamps (with chrome surround)
    - Nappa leather covered steering wheel
    - Rear armrest with cup holders
    - Satin silver gear shift surround
    - Satin Silver Speedometer ring garnish
    - Upper grill cross bar:chrome
    - Lower grill surround:chrome
    - Lower grill floating bar:chrome
    - Window belt line: chrome
    - Door B-pillar finish: piano black
    - 17" alloy wheels with grey metallic finish
    - Double wishbone rear suspension
    - LED rear light cluster
    - Cruise control
    - Smart Start system (& push button start)
    - Dash inlay:ice blue titanium (brushed metal finish)
    - Satin silver inlay on door pull grip
    - 2 ring speedometer with centre display
    - Hybrid CVT shift lever (silver/blue)
    - Front/rear Toyota logo backing: Blue
    - Rear diffuser finish: graphite grey
    - Lower grill finish: graphite grey

    Only thing it loses out on compared to the regular models is the lack of a spare wheel (it has a tyre repair kit instead), but considering that on average one gets a puncture every 150,000 km, I think I can manage without it.

    Personally, the fairest comparison is to compare models with identical spec. On that basis, the most expensive diesel, the Luna, is actually €23,995 for the manual, and €24,880 for the automatic. This is obviously the fairest comparison to make, as this is the only model that even comes close to the hybrid for standard equipment.

    So, making the fairest comparison between both models, the hybrid is actually only between €1,580 and €2,365, dearer.

    The diesel Luna actually does 72.4 mpg if it's a manual, the same as the hybrid, but being diesel, pollutes more, at 103 g/km (and €190 tax) versus 91 g/km for the hybrid and €180 tax. The multimode does 67.3 mpg and pollutes 109 g/km.

    Even then, the diesel is missing out on:
    - 17 inch alloy wheels (diesel has 16 inch alloys)
    - Double wishbone rear suspension
    - LED rear light cluster
    - Cruise control
    - Smart Start system (& push button start)
    - Automatic gearbox

    The hybrid is a LOT faster than the diesel, with a 0-100 km/h time of 10.9 seconds for the hybrids, versus 12.5 seconds for the manual diesel, and a pathetic 14.7 seconds for the multimode:eek:. Both have an identical top speed of 180 km/h.

    Then there is the lack of a dual mass flywheel (€1500 to repair), DPF (€900), EGR valve, high pressure injectors etc to be worried about if you buy the hybrid. Whatever about the reliability of most modern Toyotas being nowhere near as good as it used to be, Toyota's hybrid synergy drive has proven to be outstanding, google 'one million km Prius', they will do 200,000 miles and more in their sleep.

    When you add all of those in, the hybrid is actually a bargain. I'd pay the extra for better suspension, cruise, keyless go and then there is the extra power and vastly superior reliability thrown in as well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    Not too sure where this car really fits in, the diesel model is slightly better mpg and costs nearly €5500 less. I suppose city driving when the battery kicks in it might save fuel but otherwise it's a lot of money extra. I think I would go Prius rather than Auris, with the Prius it's a car designed as a hybrid, the Auris is designed as a petrol/diesel and then the hybrid technology is added. I'd love a hybrid for a week or two to compare to my own car, before I would commit to buying one.

    Auris Hybrid 70.6mpg combined
    €26,460

    Auris Diesel 74.3mpg combined
    €20,995


    ....sorry to be so late coming back but.......my Audi broke down..... :rolleyes:

    ....anyhoo, seeing as it's been mentioned above: not a hope of achieving anything close to that MPG with the Auris. It's not just me - the owner has had it two years so far, and has yet to hit even the 50mpg mark. As-is, normal commuting and short hops, it's hovering at 47mpg.
    The owner thinks there's something wrong, and has been back to the dealer several times, and it's very much a case so far of 'no fault found'. Which is doubly annoying as he traded in a 2.0 Diesel Corolla Verso to buy it. The Corolla regularly returned 55mpg +, and was a 7-seater......so he feels like he got the wrong end of the stick with the Auris....... I'm inclined to agree.

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,302 ✭✭✭Supergurrier


    GTT if you get withdrawl syptoms pm me and i can bring you for a spin :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Where this auris makes most sense is when you consider that the car it effectively replaced is the 1.6 vvti multimode automatic.

    ...intuitive Post of the Day, that :)

    The car drives very well - it's a bit stiffly sprung. There again my local roads are shoite - as it's very nice on the motorway. The silence is surreal, really, and hints at those levels in, say, an S-class. It's uncanny. And it's also very lovely. Hit the backroads though and it's noisier, but the culprit is the too-large wheels and tyres. An economy-targeted car running fat wheels and tyres is just daft.

    The outstanding part of the driving experience though, is the CVT transmission. It is very smooth, very quiet, and I am impressed. Considering I'm actually looking for a small automatic at the moment myself, and having driven some and they're awful, those looking for a small automatic could very easily forget to even look at this car. And that would be a pity. As an alternative to a std 1.6 auto, this car is much better - the hybrid is just a bit of a distraction, really. If this quality of transmission was possible in an ICE engined car of the same size, it'd be perfect, albeit noisier. The hybrid-ising of it lifts the quality of the whole thing. Indeed boardsie Lutecia said as much on here recently about her Prius - she bought it iirc not because it was hybrid, but because it was a nice auto. And my experience of the Auris concurs with that. Whether you are prepared to pay a premium for it though, or at least this much of a premium, is a different matter. Maybe not so much if you decided to keep it for 10 years, at any rate.

    Now, Priiii have been around a long time, some very long-lived, and so the transmission does seem very robust. If only Audi could get their Multitronic close to it, they'd be laughing.

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    The instruments are very nice, and there's loads of buttons to play with....

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    ...and driving via the 'power meter' gauge turns into a bit of a game sometimes - to see what progress you can make without invoking the ICE ... :)

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    It's an Engine, Jim, but not as we know it.... :)

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    ......which leads me to performance. Mmmmm.......when crawling, in EV mode, it's better than an ICE car - but there's no getting away from the fact that mashing the pedal into the carpet does.........feck all. You really do end up driving differently. Reminds me of my ancient Vespa: once you get that inertia going, you need to keep it going !! I haven't had the opportunity to, but I don't fancy power overtakes with it, as acceleration is very modest. Almost feeble. Shoving it into ICE Power Mode doesn't even feel very nice or refined. So this is a car for commuting, and travelling gently.

    Captainspeed tells us the hybrid is faster than the diesel, and not having driven the diesel, the only thing that comes to mind is OMFG. If this is someone's idea of 'power' then.......I see no future in diesel at all at all :)

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    I would agree with captainspeed that the spec is very nice. There again they need something to sell it with. Put that spec into a conventinal Corolla/Auris and the hybrid would be even harder to sell - and that I suspect is part of the justification for the price gap over a std car, petrol or diesel. Somehow the cumulative 'value' of the niceties are seen to soften the blow of paying a premium, but it's a bit of a diversionary tactic.

    There again, I like the idea of high-spec 'small' cars. I don't know why they don't offer them in the first place tbh.

    And there's another upside of this hybried and it's petrol engine: no DPF, no DMF, simple servicing, and CVT means no clutch. Add all that lot up and over the life of the car maybe the hybrid actually won't cost anything over a diesel. Maybe the cost is all just front-loaded, but people need to learn the term 'TCO' to get the real picture. And, I daresay in 5 yrs time people will take your arm off to buy it/trade it, so you'll have good residuals.

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    It has a boot. Quite shallow, really.......

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    I assumed this was because there was a million AAA-batteries under the floor - but no, it's got another 'layer' underneath....

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    Not ugly from the front, either....

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    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    ......time for an update. .....after 167 miles I topped it back up with petrol : €30. Ive been doing short hops in the main - about 5 miles at a time, twice a day.

    That works out at just under 41mpg.

    Somethings not right there, but even the on board computer is only coming up with 46mpg....

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,760 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Could be the cold weather, car will be struggling with cold on startup and also with lights, heater, demister etc all on, bound to cause reduction in mpg.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,688 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    Could be the cold weather, car will be struggling with cold on startup and also with lights, heater, demister etc all on, bound to cause reduction in mpg.
    Nothibg wrong with over 40mpg on short journeys.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Leonard Hofstadter


    galwaytt wrote: »
    It has a boot. Quite shallow, really.......

    Current model Auris hybrid (the one that just went on sale) has the same sized boot as the regular petrol/diesel models.

    In the older car the diesel did off officially do 74.3 mpg either, CO2 emissions were something like 120 g for the poverty spec Terra and Aura, and were actually high enough for the Sport and Sol to put it in the same tax and VRT band as the 1.33 petrol.

    To be honest what attracts me towards hybrids is that they offer the lower road tax of a diesel, some improvement in mpg over a petrol, but none of the problems associated with the former, but retaining most of the benefits of the latter, like superior refinement, reliability etc.

    The truth is that while hybrids are not for everyone (a diesel is much more efficient than a hybrid for people who do mostly out of town driving), they do have their uses, and are infinitely better suited to the needs of the average low mileage private buyer than the diesels that the said private buyer will choose because the man in the pub told him it would save him 50 cent a week in car tax.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,405 ✭✭✭Dartz


    Hybrids can cheat a little in the EU driving cycles too...

    How else does Porsche get 80mpg equivelant from a 918?


    Cold running mullers the econonomy on a diesel too. And leaving the heater on full whack only makes it take much longer to warm up. It's better to shut it off and put up with 5 minutes of cold and get a good store of heat in the motor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    mickdw wrote: »
    Nothibg wrong with over 40mpg on short journeys.

    Actually there is. My 2.2 Saab 9-5 estate is getting within 2 mpg of the hybrid on the same commute. ....and cost 1/6th the price.....my sister-in-laws '97 1.4Xli Corolla worth €400 matches the hybrid mpg-wise.

    That doesn't sound like progress to me...

    And economically it's a complete dead end.

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    Could be the cold weather, car will be struggling with cold on startup and also with lights, heater, demister etc all on, bound to cause reduction in mpg.

    All my cars are operating in the same conditions, so that cancels that out.

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,042 ✭✭✭Bpmull


    You are doing two five mile trips a day. The car wouldn't even be up to proper operating temperature. Taking that into consideration there's nothing wrong with 41mpg. Diesels wouldn't do that on 5 mile runs I don't think any car would do a whole lot more when not up to operating temperature.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    I have it for another week, so will analyse further.

    I have to say though that as a car, to drive, it's lovely - I really like it. Whether that's the CVT, hybrid or just Toyota quality of it I'm not sure.

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,363 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    galwaytt wrote: »
    I have it for another week, so will analyse further.

    I have to say though that as a car, to drive, it's lovely - I really like it. Whether that's the CVT, hybrid or just Toyota quality of it I'm not sure.

    Maybe your just getting old? :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    Bpmull wrote: »
    You are doing two five mile trips a day. The car wouldn't even be up to proper operating temperature. Taking that into consideration there's nothing wrong with 41mpg. Diesels wouldn't do that on 5 mile runs I don't think any car would do a whole lot more when not up to operating temperature.

    See my post re my Saab, above. By that measure the Toyota is, well, disappointing....

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    bazz26 wrote: »

    Maybe your just getting old? :P

    There's no maybe about it !!

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,042 ✭✭✭Bpmull


    Just seen them now. I know what your saying. But it's hard to get a true mpg figure on such short trips. Have you taken out for a good constant spin for maybe 40 miles or so to see what it would though. I suppose with all the technology and the fact it's a hybrid you would expect more in terms of mpg. It seems to have a nice interior from the photos.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Leonard Hofstadter


    galwaytt wrote: »
    All my cars are operating in the same conditions, so that cancels that out.

    While cold weather adversely affects mpg on all cars, it affects hybrids considerably more than other cars. This is because the engine has to come on more often when the weather is cold to do things like heating, demisting etc, otherwise you'd have no electric motor or battery (as with an ordinary car, the engine charges the battery) :D!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,688 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    galwaytt wrote: »
    Actually there is. My 2.2 Saab 9-5 estate is getting within 2 mpg of the hybrid on the same commute. ....and cost 1/6th the price.....my sister-in-laws '97 1.4Xli Corolla worth €400 matches the hybrid mpg-wise.

    That doesn't sound like progress to me...

    And economically it's a complete dead end.

    But hybrid isnt magic. Unless the situation suits the hybrid re stop start driving and also driven in a way that makes best use of the regeneration tech, the hybrid is not going to do you any favours. After all you are probably carrying around a significant weight disadvantage over non hybrid version.

    I experienced a lexus hybrid over a few days and watching all the energy level displays, the regeneration was not a large benefit to overall energy useage on a typical journey even if doing my best.
    Sitting in stop start traffic though and running mostly on battery power can be a huge saving though compared to sitting there with a petrol engine running as even the small energy store in the battery will run the car quite a distance at stop start speeds.
    Also I dont see what the cost of this versus your saab has to do with it. The saab is obvious used and this is new.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    mickdw wrote: »

    But hybrid isnt magic. Unless the situation suits the hybrid re stop start driving and also driven in a way that makes best use of the regeneration tech, the hybrid is not going to do you any favours. After all you are probably carrying around a significant weight disadvantage over non hybrid version.

    I experienced a lexus hybrid over a few days and watching all the energy level displays, the regeneration was not a large benefit to overall energy useage on a typical journey even if doing my best.
    Sitting in stop start traffic though and running mostly on battery power can be a huge saving though compared to sitting there with a petrol engine running as even the small energy store in the battery will run the car quite a distance at stop start speeds.
    Also I dont see what the cost of this versus your saab has to do with it. The saab is obvious used and this is new.

    The point about the Saab is that at 1/6th the price, you would never, ever ever get close to recouping the extra cost of buying the hybrid.

    And the hybrid isn't new btw...

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,688 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    galwaytt wrote: »
    The point about the Saab is that at 1/6th the price, you would never, ever ever get close to recouping the extra cost of buying the hybrid.

    And the hybrid isn't new btw...

    I agree completely but did anyone believe that a new...ish:D hybrid would be cost effective versus an older car that is depreciation free?

    There is a place for the hybrid but its limited in my opinion.
    I got about 25mpg out of the hybrid I was driving but it was a gs 450h and I will admit in the short time I had it, I did give it plenty just to check out the stunning performance. The MPG wasnt bad for such a powerful car


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  • Posts: 23,339 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mickdw wrote: »
    Nothibg wrong with over 40mpg on short journeys.

    True, the 2005 Mondeo TDdi I had returned 35mpg on all urban short spins for me one week where I went nowhere in it, the 1997 Rover 420 diesel I had used to do just over 30mpg in all urban driving. The Merc 250d I had for a while did 26mpg all urban.

    My "urban short spins" would be trips of under 2 miles in 50kph zones where you'd rarely get to 50kph with a cold engine mainly :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 916 ✭✭✭Joe 90


    Not too sure where this car really fits in, the diesel model is slightly better mpg and costs nearly €5500 less. I suppose city driving when the battery kicks in it might save fuel but otherwise it's a lot of money extra. I think I would go Prius rather than Auris, with the Prius it's a car designed as a hybrid, the Auris is designed as a petrol/diesel and then the hybrid technology is added. I'd love a hybrid for a week or two to compare to my own car, before I would commit to buying one.

    Auris Hybrid 70.6mpg combined
    €26,460

    Auris Diesel 74.3mpg combined
    €20,995

    Curiosity, what are the figures for the petrol version, assuming that a petrol version is sold in Ireland? Just wondering as the London Congestion Charge is now changing so the the only things likely to be exempt are pure EVs and I would think that other vehicle taxing regimes will follow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    Joe 90 wrote: »
    .. Just wondering as the London Congestion Charge is now changing so the the only things likely to be exempt are pure EVs and I would think that other vehicle taxing regimes will follow.

    Really ? That should see a flood of Priii onto the used car market in that area then...........

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 916 ✭✭✭Joe 90


    Dartz wrote: »
    Hybrids can cheat a little in the EU driving cycles too...

    How else does Porsche get 80mpg equivelant from a 918?


    Cold running mullers the econonomy on a diesel too. And leaving the heater on full whack only makes it take much longer to warm up. It's better to shut it off and put up with 5 minutes of cold and get a good store of heat in the motor.
    I would be more inclined to say that all manufacturers cheat as much as they can in the EU driving cycles but it's probably easier to cheat better with a hybrid.

    That's why I say that when you look at the official mpg figure for a given car you should also look at the official figure for the car that you currently drive. The ratio of the official figures of the two cars applied to the mpg that you currently get in real life should be a good indication of what you will get in the car that you are looking at. The raw figure is useless on it's own.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 916 ✭✭✭Joe 90


    galwaytt wrote: »
    Really ? That should see a flood of Priii onto the used car market in that area then...........
    I would think so as there do seem to be quite a few around here and I have always put it down to that. If you have to drive a car into London every day at £10 per day the Prious does make sense, or at least it did. And if you are buying a car to drive in London it doesn't really matter what you drive, it's going to be a complete pain in the ass be it Prious or AMG 6.3.

    It's such a pain the I have only paid the congestion charge 5 times since it's inception. I do find that, in London. using public transport is the best option. Mind you, even 40 years ago I found it generally more convenient to park up and take the tube if I had to go right into the center as in center meaning West End.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 900 ✭✭✭650Ginge


    I have been driving a Prius for 2 years now. If you are only getting 41 from a auris over a 5 min drive and just 5 min drive I would say that's probably about right.

    If you are saying you are doing the exact same in a Saab, I would say you probably wrong with one or the other.

    Also surprised mad lad has not been in here so I am I will say it for him. You need to learn to drive a hybrid to maximise the economy.

    I did Donegal and back yesterday in my 06, averaged 62mpg over 300miles with three on board. Stuck to speed limit and had a couple of foot down overtakes.

    So something more likely not so economic about you driving style.

    I would love to do an economy test against your Saab. If it beats the Prius that's fine but it won't. The auris is even more efficient than my 06 too.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    Forget the Saab. Youre missing the point. It's big, old, boxy. It is reasonable on juice, I wouldn't call it light. My point is I'm shocked the Auris isn't head and shoulders above it, that's all. I have nothing else to judge it against.

    You could be right about the long runs, but again, I don't have any to do, to compare. No point in me driving to Donegal just to prove a point - it's not indicative of my real-world usage.

    I agree there's a technique to driving the hybrid involved - much as any car responds to max utilisation of it's performance. I just haven't cracked it yet, obviously.

    Still it's an enjoyable experiment.

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    OK, last day with the car tomorrow, and I'll refill it when I hand it back and see what the 2nd fill achieved, mpg-wise.

    I was prompted to look it up on Parkers this evening, and this is what they said.....

    "The HSD will no doubt appeal because of its 74mpg official average fuel consumption but a Parkers long-term test yielded around 43mpg and just over 50mpg at its peak,"

    Seems bang-on the money to me so far.

    I notice this one for sale on DD, in one of the pics shows the mpg display............. 39.9mpg........ahem... http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/4528992#

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    OK, final chapter on this car - it went back to the owner yesterday :(

    I filled it and checked mileage when I handed it back, and it took 17.18 litres having covered 176 miles from the last fill. This equates to having consumed 3.78 gallons for the 176 miles = 46.56 mpg. The computer on the dash was telling me 46.4mpg, so that seems accurate to me.

    Difference between this fill and last is...........a few longer runs (but still only 25km), and I took to driving it a bit harder. Tiddling about seems to save nothing.


    On balance I would have to say a few key things:

    It's a very nice car, well built, nice finishes, eerily quiet.
    As an an automatic, it's very, very good. Toyota's CVT system works very well, and I'd have no problem owning one.
    For passengers, spacious, the boot is ok.

    The only downside - if even a downside at all - is that it doesn't delivery the advertised mpg. Everything else it is very good at. And, 46mpg is not bad at all, it's just the good ol' Expectation vs Delivery colours it.

    New, I think it's way too expensive, but used is do-able.

    As an alternative to any humdrum midsize auto, the Auris is a very good choice - I wouldn't let the HSD technology put me off, and the comfort factor would be a big ++

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 900 ✭✭✭650Ginge


    It has been interesting following this. Glad you enjoyed it. Maybe if had it longer and adapted to the car you would have got better economy. Plenty information on the net about the technique needed to get the most from a hybrid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    oh, and, only realised this yesterday: the engine it has is a 1.8 - seems a bit OTT for a hybrid I'd have thought- a smaller (1.5) would probably be sufficient I would have thought.

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 900 ✭✭✭650Ginge


    galwaytt wrote: »
    oh, and, only realised this yesterday: the engine it has is a 1.8 - seems a bit OTT for a hybrid I'd have thought- a smaller (1.5) would probably be sufficient I would have thought.

    They say the reason they went to 1.8 was to have more torque at lower rpm and run at motorway speeds at better mpg.

    This a bit of an issue with the 1.5.

    Truth be told I love my prius not because the economy is mega, there are others that can beat it. But it is the gadget/nerdness of it. With the amount of information available you can tell the direction of the wind, figure out stretches of road where I can glide in gear for 1.5 miles using no power either electric or petrol, and only drop 3km/h. I am sure an auris with the more modern displays would by just a better toy to play with.

    At this stage my wife just laughs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    ...I can't believe it's two years since this post, but I've just had, from the same source, the use of a newer Auris for the. last couple of weeks again.

    So I thought I'd revisit this, re-calculate the mpg, and try living with it normally. If I want my bhp-kicks I can out the TT or 911, so thought would do a Joe Public on it.

    First: looks. This one is v nice as well, and sports the newer Toyota front end treatment, and looks well. I also particularly like the colour the owner chose - the chrome, blue & black highlights make the car sparkle.

    338090.jpg

    The interior is lovely as well: this version moving up a notch from Alcantara seats to half-leather. Heated :)

    338091.jpg

    Even the dash is leather clad, with a nice contrasting stitch on it as well:

    338092.jpg

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,520 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Its a big step up from the original auris


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    ...the dash is a nice mix of materials, colours, textures, even if the central panel is a tad slab-sided.

    338093.jpg

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,520 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    I quite like it, its brave and retro IMO. A refreshing change from the lookalike interiors in this segment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    ...not too much I can add to that: it still drives very nicely, very refined, very smooth. The Hybrid drive really does work very well, and in reality is a very very good, and arguably the best, form of automatic transmission. If you're in the market for an automatic, that alone would make it a must for a test-drive - the Hybrid part you can take it or leave it. Me, diesel car - any diesel - wouldn't match it.

    338094.jpg

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    I quite like it, its brave and retro IMO. A refreshing change from the lookalike interiors in this segment.

    ...indeed, did you get a hint of K30 vibe with the form of the passenger side and central dash too ?

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,520 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Yeah, and the digital clock is a nod to the 80's/90s models too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    ...and finally, there's no getting away from it: costs.

    I did 182 miles in it over 2 weeks. All standard 8km commuting and a number of 30km commutes in there as well. It used 20.47 litres (4.50 gallons) to cover those miles, which means it returned 41.53mpg.

    So now I know my previous experience is not a one-off, or aberration. Short hops are not the preserve of the Hybrid, in terms of economy. It's not bad, mind - and it's more economical than a 141 reg manual transmission 1.4 Corolla we had late last year for a while - but it's probably a tad underwhelming.

    Calcs were based on brim-brim refuelling, not the onboard computer - although to be fair the onboard computer was quoting 42.1mpg, so it is accurate.

    As a high-quality, well executed automatic, it's a good car, and it's economy is fair. And don't forget I've been using it in the coldest two weeks of the year as well. Warmer weather, and more mileage would probably get better numbers.

    In truth, the logical answer for my commuting is a Leaf. Now that would be really interesting.................

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    Dang, I nearly forgot - it has one thing I only discovered yesterday, and which I've spent ages in the driveway playing with today, with the kids on-board: self-parking. It is hilarious. And uncannily accurate !! I am, officially, a convert !

    One thing I did notice too: the self-parking only works on the left hand side (as say for those of us who drive on the l.h. lane). It does not pick up spaces on your r.h.s. So what says you - well, what about one-way streets - don't they have spaces on both sides ??

    ....curious why it's set up like this, really - wouldn't have cost anything, would it ??

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



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