cv

anttom

can anyone help me on how to load my cv on to my commputer

**Timbuk2**

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

hairyprincess

Place CV on screen, apply sticky tape to corners and voila! CV on computer

brummytom

Place it over the screen, iron it, then peel off.

Corvo

If any potential employer sees this thread you might as well load the CV up your anal passage

WhatNowForUs?

Where are you loading it from? Looks again and asks Im not in AH am I?

Yawns

Don't forget once you've managed to get it up on your screen, you will still need to print.

http://www.f4festivals.com/funbull/funny-pictures/Funny-Pictures/Blond-Printing-132.jpg

The files.. are in.. the computer?

Mrs Garth Brooks

I was gonna tell you to send it to your email but you probably wouldn't know. And its too complicated to explain.

nbar12

anttom wrote: »

can anyone help me on how to load my cv on to my commputer

Don't mind these jokers, simple place your CV in the cd rom and your computer will load up your cv

LETHAL LADY

How did you manage to set up an account with boards and start a thread with those computer skills?

ITS_A_BADGER

ctrl alt and delete

Tom_Cruise

İ offer a CV uploading service for a special January price of 50 euro per a CV.

Czarcasm

Yawns wrote: »

Don't forget once you've managed to get it up on your screen, you will still need to print.

http://www.f4festivals.com/funbull/funny-pictures/Funny-Pictures/Blond-Printing-132.jpg

That pic must be WELL old, It took me a second to remember that's what monitors used look like!

anttom

ah yea . take the piss out of the new guy.. thanks for all your help

Thrill

Use a scanner.

Max Power

Fold it up and put it in your cd rom, wait 10 minutes and it should appear on screen.

Hannibal Smith

Czarcasm wrote: »

That pic must be WELL old, It took me a second to remember that's what monitors used look like!

I thought it was a printer

biko

How did you manage to find AH but not Tech section?

areyawell

Ull have to type it up again with a kettle, oven and some some type of anal bleaching kit

anttom

nbar12 wrote: »

Don't mind these jokers, simple place your CV in the cd rom and your computer will load up your cv

my cv is on a4 paper . not on a disc . so where do i go from there

Thrill

biko wrote: »

How did you manage to find AH but not Tech section?

He was just unlucky I guess.

areyawell

anttom wrote: »

my cv is on a4 paper . not on a disc . so where do i go from there

Open office or Microsoft word and type it?

Max Power

anttom wrote: »

my cv is on a4 paper . not on a disc . so where do i go from there

Just type it out, surely it's not that long. It'll only take 20 minutes max. Then copy it to a usb key.

ian87

Alt and f4

anttom

Thrill wrote: »

Use a scanner.

whats a scanner

LETHAL LADY

Who has the original copy?

Thrill

anttom wrote: »

my cv is on a4 paper . not on a disc . so where do i go from there

As others have said, type it up and save it or get the use of an image scanner.

Standard Toaster

Just use https://docs.google.com

It's like, the cloud.....man.

nbar12

anttom wrote: »

whats a scanner

not long now until this thread is closed

anttom

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

Fold it up and put it in your cd rom, wait 10 minutes and it should appear on screen.

ok thanks ill try that

Thrill

anttom wrote: »

whats a scanner

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image_scanner

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_rn=1&gs_ri=hp&cp=13&gs_id=7&xhr=t&q=image+scanner&es_nrs=true&pf=p&newwindow=1&safe=off&tbo=d&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&oq=image+scanner&gs_l=&pbx=1&fp=1&biw=1138&bih=564&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&cad=b


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Jimminy Mc Fukhead

The Files

WoollyRedHat

Hey whats a C.V?

Andy-Pandy

anttom wrote: »

ok thanks ill try that

On the off chance you are going to try that, dont. Download one of the free "word" like programs such as open office and type it out. If you cant do that bring it into reads on Nassau Street and pay for them to scan it.

hairyprincess

anttom wrote: »

whats a scanner

Are you sure you're old enough to be looking for a job op?

Tom_Cruise

Take a picture of it with you phone and post it via phone internet on Facebook then download it on your computer and then you have it

Steve_hooo

Jimminy Mc Fukhead wrote: »

The Files

What's that movie again?

earlyevening

Post your CV off to Bill Gates at Microsoft, 1 Main Street, America and he'll stick it up on your computer for you.

That's what I always do.

Steve_hooo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimminy Mc Fukhead
The Files

Steve_hooo wrote: »

What's that movie again?

ah ok, it was in the photo tag

Thrill

What's the betting the OP isn't looking to get a job in the computer business?

shanec1928

areyawell wrote: »

Open office or Microsoft word and type it?

nah man ya need photoshop make it all colourful.

Where To

I can't say anything about the OP, I've never written a CV and I wouldn't have the first clue what to do with it if I did.

sfwcork

Bill cullen would love you

NegativeCreep

Ctrl. Alt. ↓

↓ being the "down" directional button on your keyboard. The computer will download the CV.

ECO_Mental

This is funny.....

but I think the OP is taking the P***

If he/she is computer literate enough to open a boards account and start a new thread and type stuff in the text editor, and use the quote function to reply to a post then he knows whats hes at:rolleyes:

Menas

OP, I would not bother with your CV.

The Higgs Boson particle has been found. Vacancy closed at CERN.

Sky King

You won't be able to do it if your computer is one of the many which has the system 32 virus so i would start by deleting that anyway.

Jacob T

Write some optical character recognition software using a specified technology of your choice (e.g. Java/XML) , which converts your paper-based document into digital format (e.g. Word, PDF). That sound good OP?

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Well you've got CV spelt correctly. Always a good start

Go onto google and search "How to troll properly".

Better luck next time.