The brazilian extincts pubic lice

davet82

SEX clinic doctors say crab lice are nearly extinct because so many women are getting "Brazilian" bikini waxes.

Women grooming their privates has been hailed as the main reason behind a slow in the spread of the parasitic insects.

Crabs can spread person to person during sexual contact, settling in hair.
In Australia, the lice are almost extinct, with experts saying they haven't treated a case of it since 2008.

Basil Donovan, head of sexual health at the University of New South Wales, said: It used to be extremely common, now it's rarely seen."
He added: "Without doubt it's better grooming."

thought i'd share some good news for a change

Lumbo

Still rampant on Cork women

Sauve

Aww the poor wee creatures.
What are Greenpeace doing about it? Will we start a campaign?
This near extinction is terrible, action is needed TODAY!

I was expecting this to be about south american scientists.

Duckworth_Luas

So another species faces oblivion due to Brazil and deforestation!

mike65

makes extinct.

smash

All those chicks who say it's not more hygienic to remove hair... fail!!!!

BBDBB

This from the nation that gave us "Movember"

Merkin

OP you need to familiarise yourself with lady gardening. A Hollywood is when Mary Hinge disappears altogether while a Brazilian would be like a virtual Ibiza (party island) for those naughty lice wanting to party on a remaining strip of hair.

mattjack

What about your knob rot Dave ? any luck curing that ?

Itwasntme.

I had never heard of pubic lice before today. Sweet- I've fed my brain for the day. And now back to my vegetative state.

davet82

mattjack wrote: »

What about your knob rot Dave ? any luck curing that ?

I'm hoping Lourdes will sort me out

CardBordWindow

BBDBB wrote: »

This from the nation that gave us "Movember"

The lice will make a comeback when Fannuary starts in a few weeks!

hardCopy

Merkin wrote: »

OP you need to familiarise yourself with lady gardening. A Hollywood is when Mary Hinge disappears altogether while a Brazilian would be like a virtual Ibiza (party island) for those naughty lice wanting to party on a remaining strip of hair.

With a name like Merkin, you would be an expert.

gallag

After all these years of women thinking mans reason for wanting them to shave/wax down there was selfish and sexual I feel we are now vindicated, we just care about your health women!!!

Merkin

hardCopy wrote: »

With a name like Merkin, you would be an expert.

Of course, nothing like a wintry January draft to get the Merkin on

ScumLord

davet82 wrote: »

thought i'd share some good news for a change

Is it? Any time we go messing with nature it tends to backfire on us. I'm bracing for the worst.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

orange carrots haven't done us much harm yet

super_furry

Haha, read the topic title and I expected the original post to be one of those nonsense wall of text spam posts, with links hidden throughout.

davet82

ScumLord wrote: »

Is it? Any time we go messing with nature it tends to backfire on us. I'm bracing for the worst.

You have me worried now...

maybe the lice will start to burrow! :eek:

pablomakaveli

Finally have something to convince a women to tidy her lady parts.:D

BBDBB

Im all over it with a fine toothed comb

Absolutezero

Lumbo wrote: »

Still rampant on Cork women

and by extension on poor Lumbo?:D

ThreeLineWhip

Clean shaven bits are the way to go. Give the bastards no where to hide.

markc1184

I can see the TV adverts now!

"The pubic crab has almost become extinct, but for as little as €2 per month, you can help save it."

ScumLord

markc1184 wrote: »

"The pubic crab has almost become extinct, but for as little as €2 per month, you can help save it."

In twenty years we'll probably be watching a documentary about how scientists are trying to reintroduce the pubic crap to humans and have to use something like chimp crabs as the human ones are all extinct.

corktina

ScumLord wrote: »

In twenty years we'll probably be watching a documentary about how scientists are trying to reintroduce the pubic crap to humans and have to use something like chimp crabs as the human ones are all extinct.

pubic crap? didn't study anatomy then I guess?

Zebra3

super_furry wrote: »

Haha, read the topic title and I expected the original post to be one of those nonsense wall of text spam posts, with links hidden throughout.

Yet, you still had a look-see.

ITS_A_BADGER

*to the tune of jimmys winning matches*

♫♫♫♫♫ Brazillians stoppin scratches, ♫♫♫♫♫
♫♫♫♫♫ Vadges being shaved, ♫♫♫♫♫
Non brazillian vadges bringing pubic lice back again
♫♫♫♫♫ ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫

smash

smash wrote: »

All those chicks who say it's not more hygienic to remove hair... fail!!!!

So all men who don't shave their bits are filthy I suppose?

gallag

Candie wrote: »

So all men who don't shave their bits are filthy I suppose?

Nope, just rugged and mannley.

smash

Candie wrote: »

So all men who don't shave their bits are filthy I suppose?

I didn't say that. But I guess the statement is the same for them as it is for women.

gallag

gallag wrote: »

Nope, just rugged and mannley.

And responsible for the reintroduction of pubic lice into the human population. For shame!



Edit: Maybe you meant rugged and mankey?

krudler

expect a "shaving is cruel" campaign from PETA any day now

smash

krudler wrote: »

expect a "shaving is cruel" campaign from PETA any day now

You can adopt a pubic louse for as little as €2 a month...

Cungi

Candie wrote: »

And responsible for the reintroduction of pubic lice into the human population. For shame!

Well i aint takin the blame for this one. I'm off to shave me nuts.

Esoteric_

Brazilian waxing doesn't remove all the hair, though. It leaves a landing strip, so I don't see how it's helping eradicate crabs, when there is still hair on anyone who gets a brazilian.

I'll stick to my Hollywoods, just to do my bit to kill off the lice.

Brissygirl32

In Australia - a Brazilian is all hair off!!!

BBDBB

Brissygirl32 wrote: »

In Australia - a Brazilian is all hair off!!!

In Brazil, an "Australian" is when you hang corks off it

smash

Brissygirl32 wrote: »

In Australia - a Brazilian is all hair off!!!

It's kind of just become a general term for waxing at this stage even though Hollywood is probably most popular.

kowloon

LyndaMcL wrote: »

Brazilian waxing doesn't remove all the hair, though. It leaves a landing strip, so I don't see how it's helping eradicate crabs, when there is still hair on anyone who gets a brazilian.

I'll stick to my Hollywoods, just to do my bit to kill off the lice.

Keepsthem all in one easily policed landing zone, like in that film District 9.

Cungi

kowloon wrote: »

Keepsthem all in one easily policed landing zone, like in that film District 9.

Fcuking Prawns

Aquarius34

Lumbo wrote: »

Still rampant on Cork women

Laugh out loud.

Lumbo

smash wrote: »

All those chicks who say it's not more hygienic to remove hair... fail!!!!

If there's grass on the pitch

























Don't play with it :pac:

So that's all the women and heterosexual males safe, should there be a campaign for gay men to shave all.

Procasinator

Deleted User wrote: »

So that's all the women and heterosexual males safe, should there be a campaign for gay men to shave all.

Only for the bears, the twinks are probably fine.

Tigger

Extincts trying to cough up a thick curly pube without offending anyone as well
So that's a +2 from me

archer22

Good news for guys with beards who like to go down!.

jammywammy

BBDBB wrote: »

This from the nation that gave us "Movember"

.....and 'Fannuary'

bohsboy

Shaving is not necessary.

Just smear the nether regions with jam and it rots the little buggers teeth.

Problem solved!

Tigger

bohsboy wrote: »

Shaving is not necessary.

Just smear the nether regions with jam and it rots the little buggers teeth.

Problem solved!

Leave my teeth alone