I feel so rejected by my blow up doll

faccid

Me and my blow up doll had a great relationship. We enjoy the same things. Have everything in common but lately our sex life just feels..meh. Its lost the spark. Its as if my blow up doll suddenly deflated. What should I do? We are in a long term relationship 6 years now. The doll has been my only lover.

burstbuckle

she probable feels let down by you.you need to blow her mind

Mint Sauce

faccid wrote: »

Me and my blow up doll had a great relationship. We enjoy the same things. Have everything in common but lately our sex life just feels..meh. Its lost the spark. Its as if my blow up doll suddenly deflated. What should I do? We are in a long term relationship 6 years now. The doll has been my only lover.

Add a letter to your username and you'll have more in common now.

NoQuarter

Maybe its time for a baby born?

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faccid wrote: »

Me and my blow up doll had a great relationship. We enjoy the same things. Have everything in common but lately our sex life just feels..meh. Its lost the spark. Its as if my blow up doll suddenly deflated. What should I do? We are in a long term relationship 6 years now. The doll has been my only lover.

Just stick your dick between the mattress and bed and ride the hole off your bed.

IM0

irish-stew wrote: »

Add a letter to your username and you'll have more in common now.

I was actually reading it as that before, so when you said it, it was a wtf moment

aaakev

A three way might spice things up, maybe throw a blow up sheep into the mix?

faccid

burstbuckle wrote: »

she probable feels let down by you.you need to blow her mind

I have asthma so it's hard for me to blow..

chughes

Can you not patch things up?

IM0

yo mama so fat.. oh wrong thread

Mint Sauce

faccid wrote: »

I have asthma so it's hard for me to blow..

I'd say you never got the blow either...

0ph0rce0

I LOVE AFTER HOURS

notnumber

She has needs as well..ever bring her out for a nice meal? No thought not selfish b*stard.

kfallon

Spice it up a bit, take her up the blowhole

frozenfrozen

personal issues >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Lad Of Banter

Best username ever wrote: »

Just stick your dick between the mattress and bed and ride the hole off your bed.

lube. use pleanty of lube.



and a condom

Mint Sauce

notnumber wrote: »

She has needs as well..ever bring her out for a nice meal? No thought not selfish b*stard.

Yeah, a puncture repair kit.

corktina

i bit the neck of mine and she farted and flew out the window

3ndahalfof6

Which is worse than being rejected, I feel your pain.

0ph0rce0

Best username ever wrote: »

Just stick your dick between the mattress and bed and ride the hole off your bed.

More of a couch man myself, much better knowing i dont have to sleep on it and i just avoid the part of the cushion i destroy with a load

faccid

Lad Of Banter wrote: »

lube. use pleanty of lube.



and a condom

once you made out with a bed you have to lie in it..

sfwcork

Have you considered a relationship psychologist for you both

IM0

faccid wrote: »

once you made out with a bed you have to lie in it..

yeah once you turn the matress upside down to sleep on...

biko

She wants to be appreciated for her intellect too.

Gran Hermano

Get her high, fill her with helium.

Littlehorny

Your obviously not putting in the effort into the oul foreplay anymore, light some candles, some massage oils and talk dirty to her, ya know a bit of romance.

Cungi

Maybe she's cheating on you OP?

faccid

sfwcork wrote: »

Have you considered a relationship psychologist for you both

I have but I felt like the therapist was flirting with her. So we stormed out. Some men in white coats chased after us but I just screamed my girlfriend is the bomb and they backed off...weird!

PogMoThoin

A man rings sex shop to complain....

Man: That blow up doll you sold me went down on me

Man in sex shop: If I'd known that I'd have charged you an extra tenner

faccid

Cungi wrote: »

Maybe she's cheating on you OP?

it's possible but I think she may be in the closet?!

aaronjumper

She sounds like an air head to me.

harry Bailey esq

tough break.hopefully it Will blow over

IM0

Gran Hermano wrote: »

Get her high, fill her with helium.

or just cum

Cungi

faccid wrote: »

it's possible but I think she may be in the closet?!

Suspected lesbian, i get ya

Maybe she'd be up for a menage a trois?
Approach with care.

Gran Hermano

Exchange her for the Taliban version, they blow themselves up.

IM0

Cungi wrote: »

Suspected lesbian, i get ya

Maybe she'd be up for a menage a trois?
Approach with care.

never ends well

irelandspurs

Just stab her

ADonoghue

I bought a blow up doll off a bloke in the local pub for £60 last week and I was dissappointed with it because it kept deflating .

When I bumped into the fella who sold me it the other day he asked how I was " getting on " with my new purchase I told him it kept " going down on me " he said I wish I would have known that I would have charged you more .

Gosub

You've got a very inflated opinion of yourself OP.

Never mind, give us the blow-by-blow. You didn't tell her she was getting a bit of a swim ring, now did you?

faccid

Update. She said she feels so used. She says she feels icky it could of been sticky she was screaming. I think shes afraid I look for a younger model but i'd only be interested if it was a working sex robot and since they are well out of my price range I guess I'll just settle for my oh. Ps I'm always doing romantic gestures. I bath her and cook her dinner ect

wandatowell

jesus...........

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faccid wrote: »

I have but I felt like the therapist was flirting with her. So we stormed out. Some men in white coats chased after us but I just screamed my girlfriend is the bomb and they backed off...weird!

That's bollocks and you know it.. You and that fúcking bed have been seeing each other behind here beautifully injection moulded back.

Did you ever think she wouldn't find out???

The bloody bed has been sqeeking at the top if her headboard hoping flip flop head would hear what's going on.

Slippery slope mate!

naughtysmurf

From Faccid to Flacid.....tough one

Capt'n Midnight

Bet you wished you'd listened to all those the economists warning about inflation.

Celly Smunt

Maybe you've been treating her wrong and she feels a little deflated.

Sky King

You can learn a lot from this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyL_ZCDAA9E

McChubbin

Thread makes me think of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6raVzrbqrM

areyawell

Raw Liver in a bread roll is the new solution.

Pottler

O.P, you appear to have reached the point of over-familiarity. You need to re-ignite the passion, find a spark to jazz things up. Fill her with acetylene and ride her with a lit zippo clenched between your teeth.She'll give you a much better bang.

monkeysnapper

Look maybe this isn't the doll for you , there's loads more out there, I think you need to finish it, just let her down gently tho .

BusyMum12

Maybe she was fooling around with someone else, caught an std and doesn't want to pass it on to you.