Your mama's so fat...

faccid

Best 'your mama's so fat joke..'?

Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

Cee-Jay-Cee

....when she was at school she sat beside everybody!

donvito99

There is a dedicated jokes forum.

keysersoze0330

..her belt size is the equator.

sfwcork

When she steps on the scale it says to be continued.....

faccid

Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

sfwcork

donvito99 wrote: »

There is a dedicated jokes forum.

Never heard that one before..u momma so fat that there is a dedicated jokes forum

Not v good one is it

faccid

donvito99 wrote: »

There is a dedicated jokes forum.

There forcum is dedicated to your momma

Weathering

Your MOMMA so fat,when she rolls outside at midday people Shout ECLIPSE ECLIPSE

WindSock

She died of cardiac arrest.

faccid

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Weathering

Your momma's so fat she cured cancer cas she ate it

faccid

Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, it’s over for everybody.

ben.schlomo

...shes stuck in 1998 like this thread.:rolleyes:

Weathering

Your momma so fat we have to drop her in to the ocean so she can take a bath

spankysue

Your mama's so fat her blood type is gravy

The_Gatsby

Yo mommas so fat that as a result she has developed type 2 diabetes and a high cholesterol. Her doctor recommends that she follow a strict diet and exercise program in order to try and combat her severe weight issue. If she does not follow this program she will be dead in the next 15 years and her coffin will have to be carried by crane, assuming they find one the fat bitch will fit in.

Copper_pipe

Yo momma's so fat she looks for cheats for the Wii fit

The_Gatsby

http://tinyurl.com/c2zq5e

faccid

ben.schlomo wrote: »

...shes stuck in 1998 like this thread.:rolleyes:

Not everybody can fit in a time machine..

What's wrong with 1998 anyways?:)

Kxiii

yo mama so fat she fills the bath and then puts the water in it

tonycascarino

Yo mama is so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book!
Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.

faccid

The_Gatsby wrote: »

http://tinyurl.com/c2zq5e

Google stole my jokes...

Kxiii

your mama's so fat she doesn't need the internet, she's already world wide.

md23040

Her ar5e has its own postcode....

faccid

Your Mom is so fat when she get a cut she bleeds milkshakes

3ndahalfof6

Your mommas so fat she went on a diet.

Mint Sauce

...the milk comes out in cartons.

Chuck Stone

Yo momma so fat she's got her own tides.

spankysue

Your mama's so fat when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Doyler92

sfwcork wrote: »

Never heard that one before..u momma so fat that there is a dedicated jokes forum

Not v good one is it

Your momma so fat she takes up all the sub-forums.

PogMoThoin

Your momma is so fat she walked by my TV and I missed 3 episodes

Kxiii

Your mama's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

smcgiff

Your momma is so phat :cool:

3ndahalfof6

Your mommas so fat peoples will start telling jokes about her.

faccid

Your ma is so fat that her vagina drags along the ground and when she orgasms an earthquake happens

Capt'n Midnight

in before the move / lock


...that she puts her belt on with a boomerang

faccid

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

in before the move / lock


...that she puts her belt on with a boomerang

why would it be locked?

3ndahalfof6

close it before it goes pear shaped.

Rented Mule

ben.schlomo wrote: »

...shes stuck in 1998 like this thread.:rolleyes:

1998 ?

You were really late to the party....like yo mama.

Alias G

ben.schlomo wrote: »

...shes stuck in 1998 like this thread.:rolleyes:

....when her beeper goes off, people think she's reversing.

WumBuster

Yo mama so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat people in the street shout ''Taxi!!'

blade1

Your momma is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Capt'n Midnight

The_Gatsby wrote: »

Yo mommas so fat that as a result she has developed type 2 diabetes and a high cholesterol. Her doctor recommends that she follow a strict diet and exercise program in order to try and combat her severe weight issue

Yo momma so fat she gotta eating disorder. She eat dis order, & that order, & everybody else's order too

Capt'n Midnight

Yo momma is just like a big mac...she's big, fat, and $1.69 on Wednesdays.


Yo mama so fat the only time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on a scale


Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!



Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 35 pounds




yo mama so fat, when she goes on vacation, everyone gotta put sun block on

chughes

Your ma's so fat......sausage.......O'Connell St......:D

3ndahalfof6

Clumsy Lout wrote: »

Your Daddy's so fat that nobody said anything because men aren't under as much pressure to conform to a physical norm like women are.

They move faster and sitting on you it wont end well.

seven_eleven

WindSock wrote: »

She died of cardiac arrest.

I was scrolling through this thread slowly with a blank expression on my face, saw this post and immediately burst out laughing.

Ahhh, I should go to bed.

senorwipesalot

Your mama"s so fat her flaps skype each other.

Dubh Geannain

your momma's so fat I roll over twice and I'm still on top of her

senorwipesalot

Your mamas so fat you have to hire a rodeo clown to distract her while you bring in the groceries.