If you are travelling 80 MPH how long does it take to go 80 miles

iDave

Tough question. Lets see how to calculate the answer

Mr E

Either staged, or she isn't too bright.

0ph0rce0

All i know is that i'd be tapping that ass at 80mph and not worrying about her math skills

ANXIOUS

I read somewhere her dad works for KPMG america (possible the highest paid partner), so we should prob take that video down and delete the thread. In situations you have to ask yourself WWTND? (What would the naziz's do)

Yakuza42

That's pretty bad...I love when he keeps repeating Miles PER HOUR and she's still a clueless.

Scanlas The 2nd

I agree this video should be taken down, it is a form of bullying and could harm her career prospects.

Sar_Bear

I want to punch her in the face.

im invisible

She wasn't too far off working it out in a round-about way..

Mr E

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

I agree this video should be taken down, it is a form of bullying and could harm her career prospects.

Not sure if you're serious, but the original video is here with over 8,000,000 views. The genie is well and truly out of the bottle.

Ghandee

Travelling at 80mph for 80 miles doesn't necessarily mean it will take you an hour to get from A-B though.

Fr_Dougal

Mr E wrote: »

Not sure if you're serious, but the original video is here with over 8,000,000 views. The genie is well and truly out of the bottle.

That was before people started committing suicide over internet bullying. Just because some other site has low standards doesn't mean that we should follow suit.

Lyaiera

I think I've been witness to a meme being born.

JustAddWater

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

That was before people started committing suicide over internet bullying. Just because some other site has low standards doesn't mean that we should follow suit.

I'm pretty sure people have commited suicide over Internet bullying before Dec 17th 2011...

steddyeddy

Not to join in bullying the girl I'll say it depends on whether the vehicle is going non stop and whether they are travelling in a straight line or in a vacuum and or black hole.

rob w

Ghandee wrote: »

Travelling at 80mph for 80 miles doesn't necessarily mean it will take you an hour to get from A-B though.

But it does, if A and B are 80 miles apart!

KERSPLAT!

Is this for serious?

steddyeddy

rob w wrote: »

But it does, if A and B are 80 miles apart!

No not always. How many times does the car stop on the way? Is the eighty miles an hour constant?

gbee

She is right of course.

The only way to actually achieve relative and actual speed to distance is to be in a non resistive environment, like space or inside a cell's nucleus.

Her maths is wrong but her approach is right, from experiences we all know we need to be travelling faster to achieve the associated time in distance.

Procrastastudy

If I'm travelling at 80MPH to a destination 80 miles away when do I get there?

Never because I had an accident as I was being a tard recording a youtube video and crashed the car killing me and Bambi Woods' daughter.

The Dagda

steddyeddy wrote: »

No not always. How many times does the car stop on the way? Is the eighty miles an hour constant?

Of course it's constant! :rolleyes: that's the point?!?

steddyeddy

gbee wrote: »

She is right of course.

The only way to actually achieve relative and actual speed to distance is to be in a non resistive environment, like space or inside a cells nucleus.

Her maths is wrong but her approach is right, from experiences we all know he need to be travelling faster to achieve the associated time in distance.

Are you sure a cell's nucleus is non restive?

steddyeddy

The Dagda wrote: »

Of course it's constant! :rolleyes: that's the point?!?

What medium is the car travelling in?

Lyaiera

If I'm travelling 88mph how long does it take to get a hoverboard?

rob w

The Dagda wrote: »

Of course it's constant! :rolleyes: that's the point?!?

Exactly!

The post I quoted said if you travelled "80mph for 80 miles", it didnt say you stopped, slowed down etc., then you wouldnt be travelling at "80mph for 80 miles":rolleyes:

Pj!

That video is around a long time

This will go against him in the divorce settlement unless she does the alimony calculations herself.

steddyeddy

steddyeddy wrote: »

No not always. How many times does the car stop on the way? Is the eighty miles an hour constant?

Are you joking? Of course it's constant. That's using speed as the measure.
If you use distance instead, then it's still 80mph if you traveled 80 miles in that hour with stops included.

The Dagda

steddyeddy wrote: »

What medium is the car travelling in?

If you travel at 80mph for 1 hour you travel 80 miles no matter what medium.

Katunga

If you travel at 88MPH some crazy stuff is about to go down.

The Dagda

rob w wrote: »

Exactly!

The post I quoted said if you travelled "80mph for 80 miles", it didnt say you stopped, slowed down etc., then you wouldnt be travelling at "80mph for 80 miles":rolleyes:

Do you need everything explained to you in minute detail?! :rolleyes:

Ghandee

rob w wrote: »

But it does, if A and B are 80 miles apart!

Flat Tyre, coffee stop, smoke stop, pee stop......

The Dagda

Ghandee wrote: »

Flat Tyre, coffee stop, smoke stop, pee stop......

Omg

steddyeddy

The Dagda wrote: »

If you travel at 80mph for 1 hour you travel 80 miles no matter what medium.

How many times did they stop? Was it a constant 80mph?

steddyeddy

The Dagda wrote: »

Omg

In science you need every variable.

Ghandee

The Dagda wrote: »

Omg

I can't believe it, I've never been this far away from home.....

The Dagda

steddyeddy wrote: »

How many times did they stop? Was it a constant 80mph?

Jesus did you watch the video? The whole joke is the girl trying to figure out how far you'd travel in one hour at 80 miles PER hour. If you complicate it with stops, acceleration, etc. It's no longer a joke!?!

Ghandee

The Dagda wrote: »

Jesus did you watch the video? The whole joke is the girl trying to figure out how far you'd travel in one hour at 80 miles PER hour. If you complicate it with stops, acceleration, etc. It's no longer a joke!?!

If it takes two men an hour to dig a hole, how long does it take one man to dig half a hole?

steddyeddy

The Dagda wrote: »

Jesus did you watch the video? The whole joke is the girl trying to figure out how far you'd travel in one hour at 80 miles PER hour. If you complicate it with stops, acceleration, etc. It's no longer a joke!?!

Indeed that is my point. People on here are making fun of a girl with poor math skills yet the guy poking fun didn't ask a logical question.

Lyaiera

Ghandee wrote: »

If it takes two men an hour to dig a hole, how long does it take one man to dig half a hole?

What are they digging with?

steddyeddy

Ghandee wrote: »

If it takes two men an hour to dig a hole, how long does it take one man to dig half a hole?

Bingo. I'll add how long does i.t take a jumbo jet to travel in 800 mph at 400mph (the meterological conditions are not important)

The Dagda

steddyeddy wrote: »

Indeed that is my point. People on here are making fun of a girl with poor math skills yet the guy poking fun didn't ask a logical question.

Yes, coz the funniest jokes are always logical.

You've made your point Sheldon.

Archeron

Lyaiera wrote: »

What are they digging with?

Jelly spoons

PizzamanIRL

Her expressionless face annoys me.

Lyaiera

Archeron wrote: »

Jelly spoons

But when I went to the shop to buy some for them they said they were out of stock. I must have gone to ten different shops.

steddyeddy

The Dagda wrote: »

Yes, coz the funniest jokes are always logical.

You've made your point Sheldon.

I just thinking bullying is wrong. Also intelligence has proven to be "plastic". We do not know if her current abilities are still the same. Also the big bang theory is Sh1te. I'm more of a bottom fan.

Reamer Fanny

An hour but you'd have to be at a constant 80mph which isn't possible unless it's a straight road with no traffic lights, pedestrian crossings or traffic

gbee

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Her expressionless face annoys me.

She loves her boyfriend and does not want to just say "80 f*** mile DUH!" So she figures it is a trick question that she really knows the answer to but would rather be making out somewhere and if she answers really good, the making out will be great

That sort of look is what I saw.

Ghandee

If one duck sits on an egg for a week, how long does it take Paddy to complete call of duty with no eyes?

Lyaiera

Ghandee wrote: »

If one duck sits on an egg for a week, how long does it take Paddy to complete call of duty with no eyes?

Three months because Paddy is thick as a plank for playing CoD and not DayZ.

How long does it take one patronizing dick to publically humiliate his wife, lose her respect and trust, damage his relationship, and reveal himself to be a total ****, while travelling at 80 mph?

She might be thick, but she's probably a nice person anyway, unlike her OH.

Have to agree with the above poster (Candie). As a guy who could laugh at the most unusual things, I didn't find the video that amusing. More of a 'I don't want to live on this planet anymore' sort of feeling, and that was down to the actions of the dude in the video. Right man, your missus is absolutely abysmal at maths and science and you've proven that, but you're the one doing anything and everything but concentrating on driving your mechanically propelled vehicle at 80mph.

I won't lose sleep either way, but I hope it was staged or at least that this girl isn't going to rely on the guy for too much throughout her life. He effectively set you up to show the world you're an airhead, bet you can't wait to have his kids! I'm sure he got some awesome high-fives from Tyler and the rest of the crew when he showed it to them.

Now, where are those happy slapping vids....:D