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Pat Kenny can't afford to...

  • 03-01-2013 11:48pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭


    RETIRE...........I wish he fooking would !!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Ok


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 305 ✭✭Jimminy Mc Fukhead


    I'll chip in a fiver. Anyone else?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Poor Pat!

    Maybe he could sell some of "his" land.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11 Chunky.Monkey1


    I'll chip in a fiver. Anyone else?

    Yep put me down for a tenner. He NEEDS to retire!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    I would'nt like to be his neighbour......

    but I would with his wife ....... :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 864 ✭✭✭Kxiii


    If he squats there long enough they might just give him RTE.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    In a similar vein, how on earth was Gerry Ryan skint ?, he was on €300+K a year FFS.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i dont mind pat kenny, he is great on the frontline


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    dd972 wrote: »
    In a similar vein, how on earth was Gerry Ryan skint ?, he was on €300+K a year FFS.


    he was shoving most of it up his nose...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    i dont mind pat kenny, he is great on the frontline

    And the wireless.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 864 ✭✭✭Kxiii


    MidlandsM wrote: »
    he was shoving most of it up his nose...

    What's Pat at then, shoving it up his arse?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11 Chunky.Monkey1


    dd972 wrote: »
    In a similar vein, how on earth was Gerry Ryan skint ?, he was on €300+K a year FFS.

    Wasn't he supposed to have been in a lot of drug related debt?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    I'll chip in a fiver. Anyone else?

    You'll chip in €160, whether you like it or not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭edgecutter


    i dont mind pat kenny, he is great on the frontline

    Pity it ain't the frontline I would like :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    dd972 wrote: »
    In a similar vein, how on earth was Gerry Ryan skint ?, he was on €300+K a year FFS.

    Cocaines a hell of a drug


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Any mention of what sort of a pension he'd be on? I'd say it would be large, hollywood large. Obviously he's worth every penny cos the BBC etc are panting for him, blah,blah, ryan tubridy, blah, England, blah, Miriam, blah. Me hole, etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 354 ✭✭srfc19


    dd972 wrote: »
    In a similar vein, how on earth was Gerry Ryan skint ?, he was on €300+K a year FFS.

    He was paid all that money to rant about drugs, while then going out and giving it all back to the dealers.

    Its the circle of life Simba.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    dd972 wrote: »
    In a similar vein, how on earth was Gerry Ryan skint ?, he was on €300+K a year FFS.
    That's only €821 a day, before tax, so prob €600ish, after. €100 for this, €100 for that, €100 for the other and that leaves €300, €100 for the missus, €100 for mortgage/loans/credit card, €100 for the car/fuel/clothes and blam, you're broke. Easy really.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭asherbassad


    This guy earns 750k a year.

    What kind of debts/habits does he have that he can't afford to retire?

    Does he own tens of millions to the Russian mob or some sh!t?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    This guy earns 750k a year.

    What kind of debts/habits does he have that he can't afford to retire?

    Does he own tens of millions to the Russian mob or some sh!t?
    Here's the news. The sh1t you own/have to own/have to pay expands to meet your income. If you're on 35k a year, you live to 35k. If you're on a mil, you live a mil. People are funny, they expand their stuff to meet their income..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Now that Pat has given up the Late Late, which he was mostly dismal at, in favour of doing what he should have stuck to all along, I'd rather see him hang on.

    Aside from meandering a bit at times in terms of topics, his radio show is top notch and he's always well prepared for it, unlike some of his colleagues.

    Regarding his pension, that's something he would have presumably arranged himself, because he contracts his services to the RTE mothership, rather than being employed by them.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,666 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    I've two words if Pat retired....

    Myles Dungan.

    I think we should keep Pat in some weird servitude.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭asherbassad


    Pottler wrote: »
    Here's the news. The sh1t you own/have to own/have to pay expands to meet your income. If you're on 35k a year, you live to 35k. If you're on a mil, you live a mil. People are funny, they expand their stuff to meet their income. I do anyway.


    I'm aware of that. But here's the rub. I don't have a drug habit or a taste for expensive clothes/gadgetry. I earn about 6k a month after tax but I'm always running to stand still. I drop about 35 a day on beer and cigs. After bills are paid and crap like that I have about 2k left over each month and I think I'm a spendthrift. I'll take a 14 euro taxi to see my mother instead of a 2 quid bus trip, etc.

    Pat bought his gaff in 1988. It MUST be paid off by now. I would imagine he supports his kids too. But he doesn't have to. They should be adults by now. Even if he skulls 10 pints a night (which I doubt) that's still only about 1400 a month.

    You are telling me that you live to you're income. Are you suggesting that Premiership footballers many of whom are on a million a month instead of a million a year will be screwed when their careers end at 35 instead of 65 like Pat's ?

    Does Rooney burn through 12 mill a year just because that's what he earns?

    I know he's not a bright spark but not even a coke soaked, whoremongering gambling addict could accomplish that. And neither Pat nor Wayne are in that category.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    I'm aware of that. But here's the rub. I don't have a drug habit or a taste for expensive clothes/gadgetry. I earn about 6k a month after tax but I'm always running to stand still. I drop about 35 a day on beer and cigs. After bills are paid and crap like that I have about 2k left over each month and I think I'm a spendthrift. I'll take a 14 euro taxi to see my mother instead of a 2 quid bus trip, etc.

    Pat bought his gaff in 1988. It MUST be paid off by now. I would imagine he supports his kids too. But he doesn't have to. They should be adults by now. Even if he skulls 10 pints a night (which I doubt) that's still only about 1400 a month.

    You are telling me that you live to you're income. Are you suggesting that Premiership footballers many of whom are on a million a month instead of a million a year will be screwed when their careers end at 35 instead of 65 like Pat's ?

    Does Rooney burn through 12 mill a year just because that's what he earns?

    I know he's not a bright spark but not even a coke soaked, whoremongering gambling addict could accomplish that. And neither Pat nor Wayne are in that category.
    I see what you're doing wrong. You need to buy more cars, yachts and foreign properties.;) That'll get you over the line.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Didn't he have to pay 1-2 million euro for the field he claimed squatter's rights on? That probably put a bit of a dent in his earnings in the five years since.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Fcuking begrudgers.Pathetic


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    I can see the man's point in fairness !

    Has a major pad up Gorse Hill way...as a previous poster has mentioned the long legal battle for the adjoining field soaked up a lot of funds plus what he had to actually shell out for the property in the end.

    Probably has a couple of overseas propertys plus a few additional gaffs in Ireland.

    Mortgages on these....now the real problem for the likes of Pat and Gaybo is that the money that they had squirrelled away for the rainy day has taken a huge hit...probably had a bit of it in bank shares.

    So delivering a fairly puny income by their standards......so no mystery why the man has to work on.

    He is approaching 65 so he knows this question is going to come up....this is purely a pre-emptive strike...... probably on the advice of his PR people.

    Still has "The Book" to fall back on if he needs a little extra wedge.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 411 ✭✭cazzak79


    His brother! The pension ombudsman obiviously didn't advise him very well!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,666 ✭✭✭tritium


    i dont mind pat kenny, he is great on the frontline

    Great, let's send him to the front line in Afghanistan. Let's see how long the Taliban put up with that sh1t


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭leonidas83


    Two words when it comes to Pat Kenny not being able to retire & thats EXCESSIVE GREED.

    The country has been built on it & now were suffering for it & will be for many a year


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    Live within your means and you be grand, obviously Grandma Kenny never passed that wisdom onto her Grandson.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,184 ✭✭✭mrsdewinter


    cazzak79 wrote: »
    His brother! The pension ombudsman obiviously didn't advise him very well!

    Yes, I've thought that myself. I'd say Christmas Day round their house is interesting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    He is the only one at the trough who deserves a big feed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    He is the only one at the trough who deserves a big feed

    Joe deserves it as well for having to listen to that show.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    kneemos wrote: »
    Joe deserves it as well for having to listen to that show.

    Not in the same league as Pat


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    kneemos wrote: »
    Joe deserves it as well for having to listen to that show.

    Having to listen?

    I've got news for you, Joe drives that show. If someone rings up to say the world is not ending, and that things aren't as bad as they'd have you believe, suddenly their line goes bad, and it's back to Tom from Ballyfermot whose house has been stolen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,387 ✭✭✭glynf


    syklops wrote: »
    Having to listen?

    I've got news for you, Joe drives that show. If someone rings up to say the world is not ending, and that things aren't as bad as they'd have you believe, suddenly their line goes bad, and it's back to Tom from Ballyfermot whose house has been stolen.


    Every time I see or hear Joe Duffy mentioned, I get a mental image of him in S&M gear pulling the nipples off himself-damn you Savage eye..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    glynf wrote: »
    Every time I see or hear Joe Duffy mentioned, I get a mental image of him in S&M gear pulling the nipples off himself-damn you Savage eye..

    He loves the old misery porn.

    I remember years ago when Marion Finucane did liveline and it was light hearted but still entertaining and I quite liked it, and now and again Joe would do it on a Friday, you always knew he would have some abuse victim on talking about their woes or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    I like pat i think he's sound even if he did do a land grab.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    where's that tiny violin of mine?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    i dont mind pat kenny, he is great on the frontline

    I'd gladly send him to any Frontline.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Now we know what to do with the SSF money.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,385 ✭✭✭Brendan Flowers


    moonshadow wrote: »
    RETIRE...........I wish he fooking would !!

    Any source OP or are you just spouting bullsh!t?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,984 ✭✭✭Stovepipe


    Pat was moaning about how tough it is to be a freelancer? he's delusional. I'd love to be a freelancer on his T and Cs. he and his "freelancer" colleagues were quite happy to stay outside the PAYE system for years, on an artificial arrangement with RTE, so **** him if the recession is biting.

    regards
    Stovepipe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 853 ✭✭✭Pappa Charlie


    He ain't called the "Pat the Plank" for nothing!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 590 ✭✭✭maddragon


    edgecutter wrote: »
    Pity it ain't the frontline I would like :D

    Preferably around Aleppo in Syria.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 806 ✭✭✭woodchopper


    I'd gladly send him to any Frontline.

    Even the Pats offensive line. Poor auld Tom Brady woudnt know what hit him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    i dont mind pat kenny, he is great on the frontline

    My mum says that too

    What times dinner at ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭Staff Infection


    I think if he has to work on past when most other professions would force you to retire it should be doing something we'd actually enjoying watching.

    We could have a weekly text voting show on the Thursday and then on Friday Pat would have to do whatever the public have decided. So maybe one week it would be Pat taming a hideous wild and dangerous Lion (or Twink his call) and the next week it could be using his face to crack 100 eggs in a minute.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    kneemos wrote: »
    Fcuking begrudgers.Pathetic
    How is it begrudgery, he is not a self made man he works for a state owned public service company paid for by the tax payers. he should be payed the going rate like presenters on commercial stations.


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