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If he told you to jump off a cliff would you??

  • 24-12-2012 11:07PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 759 ✭✭✭


    So my friends and I always come into situations where one says if he tells you to jump of a cliff would you
    Anyone have a good comeback to that


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    Only if they did it first to show they were not messing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    so's your face


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    So my friends and I always come into situations where one says if he tells you to jump of a cliff would you
    Anyone have a good comeback to that

    Go ahead with it.

    Say yes you would. Nothing will ever come of it because I'm just gonna guess that there are no cliffs near you.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 24,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭Clareman


    So my friends and I always come into situations where one says if he tells you to jump of a cliff would you
    Anyone have a good comeback to that

    Say not a bother, climbing off your mother was higher drop


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    So my friends and I always come into situations where one says if he tells you to jump of a cliff would you
    Anyone have a good comeback to that
    Tell them you've already jumped (twice) and you broke both legs, but you would do it again to please him


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 922 ✭✭✭MyBrokenKnees


    If you feel like jumping off a cliff! You can always talk to these people.

    http://www.samaritans.org/your-community/samaritans-work-ireland


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,435 ✭✭✭Dartz


    I don't need to be told to jump off....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    I know you are but what am i?!?

    repeated as much as necessary no matter how little sense it makes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,564 ✭✭✭notnumber


    Is this a regular cliff, or a fiscal cliff ? Obama (allegedly) wants everyone to jump off a fiscal cliff in the New year,sounds dangerous.:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭akura


    Ladies first.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    Nope I wouldnt, tbh I dont do what anyone tells me really unless I can see its for my own good, its right in my mind or its just common sense :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,029 ✭✭✭Rhys Essien


    OP.You just reply with "The only jumping Im doing is in to bed with your sister/mother". That should shut them up for a while.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Tell them you both already jumped off a cliff and escaped from the superposse, and you now look forward to a life of freedom from pursuit in Bolivia.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    All depends who "He" is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Anyone have a good comeback to that

    Yeah.

    Shut up you cunt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 386 ✭✭scouttio


    No you're gay for moleman


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    You could say the only cliff you would jump from is richard.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 759 ✭✭✭Man City 10


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    I know you are but what am i?!?

    repeated as much as necessary no matter how little sense it makes.

    Lol Sense of HUmours


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