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Write down your truth

Doom · 2012-12-23 01:15:06

Go on get it off your chest.....;) I once committed insurance fraud!

23-12-2012 1:15am

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Go on get it off your chest.....;)

I once committed insurance fraud!

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#8 23-12-2012 1:28am

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Doom wrote: »

Go on get it off your chest.....;)

I once committed insurance fraud!

Why would I want to get my truth off my chest?

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#9 23-12-2012 1:30am

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That money was resting in my account ....honestly it was...

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Kissed a guy at my Christmas party last week who I really, really shouldn't have. I suspect I'll be paying for this drunken mishap for the next while since he's being a weirdo telling me he loves me and crap.. It was one kiss that I regret terribly. ugh

Glad that's off my chest

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#19 23-12-2012 1:45am

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"The money was only resting in my account!"

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#20 23-12-2012 1:46am

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Isolt wrote: »

Kissed a guy at my Christmas party last week who I really, really shouldn't have. I suspect I'll be paying for this drunken mishap for the next while since he's being a weirdo telling me he loves me and crap.. It was one kiss that I regret terribly. ugh

Glad that's off my chest

Wow and no-ones known you're gay until now? Brave.

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#21 23-12-2012 1:47am

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Agricola wrote: »

Wow and no-ones known you're gay until now? Brave.

I'm a lady

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#22 23-12-2012 1:48am

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Isolt wrote: »

I'm a lady

Mind = Blown!

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#23 23-12-2012 1:48am

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areyawell wrote: »

"The money was only resting in my account!"

yeah, that was like last year

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#24 23-12-2012 1:49am

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An aunt of mine died a few years ago..she was one miserible cow..never married..never went anywhere and hoarded everything
I went with my mum(her sister) to her house to sort it out..it was in bits full of ****e she would never throw out
Whilst goin through some boxes and stuff..i found this biscuit tin and inside it was a load of old irish punts...
Shoved it into my coat pockets and brought it to the central bank to change it
Over €25000 ....had a good year

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#27 23-12-2012 1:56am

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Isolt wrote: »

I'm a lady

Not if you're getting drunk and kissing the company weirdo!

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#30 23-12-2012 2:01am

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3rdDegree wrote: »

Not if you're getting drunk and kissing the company weirdo!

Now, now. That's not nice.

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#33 23-12-2012 2:38am

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pebbles21 wrote: »

An aunt of mine died a few years ago..she was one miserible cow..never married..never went anywhere and hoarded everything
I went with my mum(her sister) to her house to sort it out..it was in bits full of ****e she would never throw out
Whilst goin through some boxes and stuff..i found this biscuit tin and inside it was a load of old irish punts...
Shoved it into my coat pockets and brought it to the central bank to change it
Over €25000 ....had a good year

Seriously!?! :eek:

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#34 23-12-2012 2:52am

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#35 23-12-2012 3:03am

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pebbles21 wrote: »

An aunt of mine died a few years ago..she was one miserible cow..never married..never went anywhere and hoarded everything
I went with my mum(her sister) to her house to sort it out..it was in bits full of ****e she would never throw out
Whilst goin through some boxes and stuff..i found this biscuit tin and inside it was a load of old irish punts...
Shoved it into my coat pockets and brought it to the central bank to change it
Over €25000 ....had a good year

BS, banks have money laundering procedures. Where did you tell em you got it? Even if you said a dead Aunt they would still check it out!

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#36 23-12-2012 3:06am

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One time I kicked a perfectly respectable 18 year old lad out of a night club for no reason. He could hold his drink grand and wasn't bothering anyone but he had long hair and he looked gay so I wasn't having any of it.

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I **** in your shower.

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Isolt wrote: »

Glad that's off my chest

Sounds like more than a kiss:eek:

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#46 23-12-2012 10:31am

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CianRyan wrote: »

One time I kicked a perfectly respectable 18 year old lad out of a night club for no reason. He could hold his drink grand and wasn't bothering anyone but he had long hair and he looked gay so I wasn't having any of it.

Sounds like a totally asshole thing to do and yet people thank you for it? You ruined some innocent young guy's night because you felt like being a cunt?

That's why the door security industry shouldn't have people like you who can't do the job properly working in it.

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#48 23-12-2012 10:34am

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Chuck Stone wrote: »

Sounds like a totally asshole thing to do and yet people thank you for it? You ruined some innocent young guy's night because you felt like being a cunt?

That's why the door security industry shouldn't have people like you who can't do the job properly working in it.

He was trying to be funny
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056838138

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#49 23-12-2012 10:38am

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He was trying to be funny
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056838138

thanks.

I was actually raging about this.

Sorry Cian.

*runs away and hides*

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