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Falling in love at the drop of a hat.

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  • 21-12-2012 12:52am
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    Shryke
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    It was about an hour ago. There she was, stunning. Exactly my type, perfect everything. We shared a moment, she gave me a cute little smile and then she was gone.
    I've had a sliding doors feeling for the last hour like my life has turned on a pivot and it could have gone on to something else. I could be falling into bed with her, her legs around me, playing with my hair. I want to put my face to her neck and smell her.
    Jesus I must be having a breakdown. :pac:

    This is what a dry spell does to sanity. But no. She was wow. I'm dying inside. Or something. This might be an existential crisis of some kind.

    Anyone ever suffer this syndrome? Did it work out? Why am I sitting here alone?! Don't answer that! I'm definitely dying inside. I feel like John Cusack in every film he's ever been in. I like that guys style.


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    kryogen
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    Personal Issues is
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. that way buddy


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    phasers
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    go knit a jumper ya nancy!


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    W.Shakes-Beer
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    Have a ****. Be grand.


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    Stainless_Steel
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    Time for a Tom hank...


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    #6
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    kryogen wrote: »
    Personal Issues is
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. that way buddy

    I only see a poorly made arrow pointing to the right of my screen. You give terrible awful directions.


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    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    I've been there many a time OP and I always think of this scene in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuyMicRUUnw


    It's so true :o


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    Smidge
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    Go back to where you saw her.
    Tomorrow.
    You never know!!


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    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    phasers wrote: »
    go knit a jumper ya nancy!

    Is that a **** euphemism? It's what everyone else is recommending? Do the people over in PI tell people to **** away their issues? Is that Freud? He was a bit odd I think.


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    The Jammy dodger
    Registered Users Posts: 651 ✭✭✭The Jammy dodger


    Stalker!


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    Strawberry Fields
    Closed Accounts Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Strawberry Fields


    Really good reaction to being shot down.
    I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.


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    Lucena
    Registered Users Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭Lucena


    Or try love at the drop of a bar of soap.
    Prison-stylee!


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    The Idyl Race
    Closed Accounts Posts: 222 ✭✭The Idyl Race


    Shryke wrote: »
    It was about an hour ago. There she was, stunning. Exactly my type, perfect everything. We shared a moment, she gave me a cute little smile and then she was gone.
    I've had a sliding doors feeling for the last hour like my life has turned on a pivot and it could have gone on to something else. I could be falling into bed with her, her legs around me, playing with my hair. I want to put my face to her neck and smell her.
    Jesus I must be having a breakdown. :pac:

    This is what a dry spell does to sanity. But no. She was wow. I'm dying inside. Or something. This might be an existential crisis of some kind.

    Anyone ever suffer this syndrome? Did it work out? Why am I sitting here alone?! Don't answer that! I'm definitely dying inside. I feel like John Cusack in every film he's ever been in. I like that guys style.

    It's sweet, it's just like the movies.

    Run, Flee. Meet a woman in Coppers or anything other than the Grand Romance.

    This happened to me on two occasions. The first time I simply buggered up my career in London, returning to Ireland ten years too soon and blown out by the woman who was spouse hunting the way some ladies shop in Brown Thomas.

    The second woman I made the effort to meet her again, wooed her over a number of months and eventually moved in with her in the West of England. She turned out to be psychobitch from Hell.


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    homemadecider
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    Wait... what? She gave you a smile? Did you even speak to her?


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    Strawberry Fields
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    The Idyl Race wrote: »
    It's sweet, it's just like the movies.

    Run, Flee. Meet a woman in Coppers or anything other than the Grand Romance.

    This happened to me on two occasions. The first time I simply buggered up my career in London, returning to Ireland ten years too soon.

    The second time I met her again, wooed her over a number of months and eventually moved in with her in the West of England. She turned out to be psychobitch from Hell.

    Agreed, learn to play lovely little bike and leave it at that


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    irish son
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    Shryke wrote: »
    It was about an hour ago. There she was, stunning. Exactly my type, perfect everything. We shared a moment, she gave me a cute little smile and then she was gone.
    I've had a sliding doors feeling for the last hour like my life has turned on a pivot and it could have gone on to something else. I could be falling into bed with her, her legs around me, playing with my hair. I want to put my face to her neck and smell her.
    Jesus I must be having a breakdown. :pac:

    Yeah sure, that's what your imagining her playing with.


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    [Deleted User]
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    twould want to be some hat


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    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    @Pasta That is a great film. Actually another girl I was into was always a bit quiet and away with herself but smart and confident too.
    No one ever got near her. I gave her a copy of that film and she told me I was the fifth guy to do so. She was pretty out there, but in a fairly cool sound kind of way.
    The Jammy dodger wrote: »
    Stalker!

    Do you have an address because I'm looking for constructive posts. :pac:


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    Lucena
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    Ye shared a moment? Like ye talked for two minutes? Or did ye have a good long chat? Otherwise you can't really tell. I've got over-excited meself somtimes about someone I've met or seen briefly. Half the fun is imagining the possibilities. Certainly more fun than the boring "did you remember the bog-roll?" conversation you'd be having 5 years down the line if it worked out.


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    Chucken
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    Thats not love..thats seeing someone you fancied :p


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    Stainless_Steel
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    How was that ****?


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    justaskin likeyakno
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    Some people fall in love really easily, then fall out of it just as quick. But, you'll never know unless you chase after her, falling in love is the best bit, it's all ****e and paying bills after that.


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    irish son
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    Lucena wrote: »
    Certainly more fun than the boring "did you remember the bog-roll?" conversation you'd be having 5 years down the line if it worked out.

    They are important conversations, have you ever gone for a sh#t without bog roll in the house? Not fun I tell you, and they were my favourite pair of socks too :pac:


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    admiralofthefleet
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    make a table out of her skin


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    petersburg2002
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    Console yourself knowing that she won't look like that forever. Age is a cruel companion.


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    Shryke
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    @The Idyl Race
    Sorry to hear about all of that. That sounds pretty awful.
    Chucken wrote: »
    Thats not love..thats seeing someone you fancied :p

    Sure is. Did she fancy me back a fair bit though? I could be rolling around a kitchen floor somewhere.


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
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    Yep, about 10 times a day dude!


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    Jamie Starr
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    More like falling in love at the drop of the hand AH SHUR BAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!


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    Mr Simpson
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    Stick her in the **** bank and move on lad. Also, get yourself to coppers asap. There are some not so lovely nurses looking to help you end your dry spell. :pac:


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    #30
    Where To
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    I tripped over my cap and banged my nose off the door earlier. It fell off my head you see.


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    Duckworth_Luas
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    Shryke wrote: »
    I feel like John Cusack in every film he's ever been in. I like that guys style.
    It's 2012! FCUK NO!


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