going for drinks alone

blacklilly

So I was in town (Dublin) earlier and I'm now home but no one about to go out with. I really wanna go out for more drinks but will I look like a perverted weirdo?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

A weirdo? Possibly. Who cares? Bring a newspaper.
Perverted? What are you planning on wearing?

Sunnyisland

Just go & enjoy yourself ye be grand.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Bring 2 jackets and put one on the seat next to you.

Deception m'dear!

Max Power

Hire an escort

blacklilly

I don't wanna look like neither. A friend let me down for a man:(

Where To

I always go out on my own, much more fun. As long as you don't have any hee cups you'll be fine.;)

blacklilly

benwavner wrote: »

Bring 2 jackets and put one on the seat next to you.

Deception m'dear!

That might look ok for 10 minutes after that it'll look like I have an imagery vacant friend

blacklilly

Where To wrote: »

I always go out on my own, much more fun. As long as you don't have any hee cups you'll be fine.;)

Hee cups..me...never...ok maybe sometimes:)

Where To

Wear a white coat and carry a clipboard, everyone will think your an alcoholic health inspector.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

blacklilly wrote: »

That might look ok for 10 minutes after that it'll look like I have an imagery vacant friend

Swop seats every 10 minutes. Bring a set of glasses, each time you sit in the left seat, take the glasses off.

Or just stay at home.

woodoo

Go to a pub with a pool table and try and stay on the table.

Wacker The Attacker

I have no problems going for a few pints alone.

I dont see the issue with it. If you have no one to go with then its not a big deal

Wattle

Put on an old man's mac and cap, grab a Racing Post and sit in the corner muttering to yourself. In time you'll be fondly regarded as a 'character'.

blacklilly

benwavner wrote: »

Swop seats every 10 minutes. Bring a set of glasses, each time you sit in the left seat, take the glasses off.

Or just stay at home.

Ok the above sounds very strange, I'll just go out and were a t shirt which says " I'm all alone"

Where To

woodoo wrote: »

Go to a pub with a pool table and try and stay on the table.

Any time I've tried that the people playing pool horsed me back off it.:mad:

Wacker The Attacker

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

Hire an escort

Get a whooooo-er

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

blacklilly wrote: »

Ok the above sounds very strange, I'll just go out and were a t shirt which says " I'm all alone"

Hang on, are you a man or a woman? If you're a woman, just go. You won't be on your own for long!

Fr_Dougal

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

Hire an escort

Really? You think drinking and driving is a good idea?!

OisinS94

I absolutely hate when I want to go for a drink but no one else wants to.

But your a girl so it won't be so bad, although you'd probably be more likely to be hit on if you're on your own (not sure whether this is good or bad for you), but at least it might give you some company.

blacklilly

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Get a whooooo-er

I'm a lady

Wacker The Attacker

Where To wrote: »

Any time I've tried that the people playing pool horsed me back off it.:mad:

You might want to re-phrase that.

The first thing that popped into my mind was that you were bent over a pool table by a horse.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

blacklilly wrote: »

Ok the above sounds very strange, I'll just go out and were a t shirt which says " I'm all alone"

C'mon, if you want to go out, go out. No one is actually going to give a crap if you are alone.

You are the one who gives a crap about it.

Go for pints.

Wacker The Attacker

blacklilly wrote: »

I'm a lady

not of the night i hope.

what about bloke brazzers

Where To

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

You might want to re-phrase that.

The first thing that popped into my mind was that you were bent over a pool table by a horse.

Can someone call me an ambulance? I've fallen of my chair from laughing and now I can't get up.

blacklilly

OisinS94 wrote: »

I absolutely hate when I want to go for a drink but no one else wants to.

But your a girl so it won't be so bad, although you'd probably be more likely to be hit on if you're on your own (not sure whether this is good or bad for you), but at least it might give you some company.

Regardless of gender I think its usually a little awkward. Maybe I should just go to the pub, dance like a lunatic and wear a jump suit

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Where To wrote: »

Can someone call me an ambulance? I've fallen of my chair from laughing and now I can't get up.

Where To, you're a complete ****ing ambulance, you know that?





How was that?

blacklilly

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

not of the night i hope.

what about bloke brazzers

I'm not that desperate....just yet, actually I hope I'm never that desperate

Red Pepper

blacklilly wrote: »

I really wanna go out for more drinks but will I look like a perverted weirdo?

Would you like to look like a perverted weirdo? Do you want to go out for the alcohol, the craic or to meet a man and make wild love? Or all 3?

3rdDegree

OP, It sounds like you want a drink, not company. Get loads of cans in, drink it all while listening to The Love Zone on Q102, call a few ex-girlfriends and then pass out.

By the way, if your ex-girlfriends are out, be sure to leave a message.

Hank Scorpio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZD4heGsPks

blacklilly

Red Pepper wrote: »

Would you like to look like a perverted weirdo? Do you want to go out for the alcohol, the craic or to meet a man and make wild love? Or all 3?

Alcohol and Craic is what I'm looking for. Perverted weirdos can look hot

woodoo

Where To wrote: »

Any time I've tried that the people playing pool horsed me back off it.:mad:

What wouldn't let you play at all or just give you a beating at the pool. I used to be fairly good at it so it is a good way to go into a bar on your own and pass a few hours. Many a monday night was spent like that.

BBDBB

blacklilly wrote: »

Alcohol and Craic is what I'm looking for. Perverted weirdos can look hot

thats cos they are wearing full rubber gear under their clothes

blacklilly

BBDBB wrote: »

thats cos they are wearing full rubber gear under their clothes

Great I'm wearing that too

woodoo

blacklilly wrote: »

I'm a lady

In the little britain sort of way or a real one

BBDBB

blacklilly wrote: »

Great I'm wearing that too

dont sit near the radiator

Where To

woodoo wrote: »

What wouldn't let you play at all or just give you a beating at the pool. I used to be fairly good at it so it is a good way to go into a bar on your own and pass a few hours. Many a monday night was spent like that.

No, any time I got on the pool table I was told to get back down again.:mad:

blacklilly

woodoo wrote: »

In the little britain sort of way or a real one

A real one

Where To

blacklilly wrote: »

Great I'm wearing that too

Snorkle and all?

fryup

blacklilly wrote: »

So I was in town (Dublin) earlier and I'm now home but no one about to go out with. I really wanna go out for more drinks but will I look like a perverted weirdo?

no, more like a billy-no-mates

blacklilly

Where To wrote: »

Snorkle and all?

Yes and flippers and an oxygen tank, sh*t look so hot

woodoo

blacklilly wrote: »

A real one

Could you not just go to some of the places you normally go and hope to bump into people you know.

michellie

I don't think I've ever seen a girl/woman/laaady out drinking on her own!

Why don't any of these fine boards dublin folk ask the lady out ?

Where To

blacklilly wrote: »

Yes and flippers and an oxygen tank, sh*t look so hot

The sh*t will be hot if you get caught short wearing all that.:pac:

blacklilly

fryup wrote: »

no, more like a billy-no-mates

Well when all of your friends are married/settles what do you do

Where To

blacklilly wrote: »

Well when all of your friends are married/settles what do you do

I dump them and look for younger, cooler, sexier ones.

blacklilly

Where To wrote: »

I dump them and look for younger, cooler, sexier ones.

Do you ever find the younger, cooler, sexier ones?

Courtesy Flush

go for it

RossyG

You won't look perverted or weird. You'll just look like a Billy No-Mates.

blacklilly

RossyG wrote: »

You won't look perverted or weird. You'll just look like a Billy No-Mates.

That doesnt really bother me cause I've plenty of friends but it just happens that they're all settled