WTF??!!!? - The 'What The F*ck' Thread

Capt'n Midnight

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Do people remember a few years ago when the 9 year old killed her instructor because the uzi she was using kicked back? I was working in a B&B at the time and two American couples were discussing it over breakfast. One couple were saying it was shocking and she shouldn't be near a gun. The other couple were saying that she shouldn't have been using an uzi but a hand gun would've been fine and more practical. That really is their mentality. Can't buy a beer until you're 21 but sure give the 9 year old a gun :eek:

Most years toddlers kill more people in the US than terrorists do.

BorneTobyWilde

https://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/7747195/d4b72c75/mooohh.html

inforfun

https://i.imgur.com/teLqGo1.mp4

Use sound but keep volume low.

Treppen

Turkey's at a cat's Funeral
https://m.imgur.com/r/mildlyinteresting/3vz5saU

I wasn't sure where to put this, so here's the best I could think of. We need a facepalm thread!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/manchester-opens-uks-first-slow-20127725
Manchester opens UK’s first slow lane for people looking at phones while walking

Tony EH

^
Our species is doomed.

Tony EH

Tony EH wrote: »

^
Our species is doomed.

Yeah! and now, children are now being used to champion action against "climate change" to divert attention away from the excessive consumerism that is a prime driver of the real mess we're sleepwalking into.

Treppen

Bronze, silver and gold https://imgur.com/gallery/ec7X5AN

DoctorStrange

https://m.imgur.com/t/unexpected/ErLxgmG

^^
The lion is just thinking what to have for lunch first.

Paddy Cow

Treppen wrote: »

Turkey's at a cat's Funeral
https://m.imgur.com/r/mildlyinteresting/3vz5saU

They're casting a spell to bring the cat back to life

blackwhite

Deleted User wrote: »

I wasn't sure where to put this, so here's the best I could think of. We need a facepalm thread!
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It's a marketing stunt by a mobile phone network - 1 day only

Jurgen The German

From the man behind Kunt & The Gang.

Bumface Poohands’ Godfather was having second thoughts about his choice of Page Boy

New Home

whiskeyman

^^ the cornoners report shows death by big-adventure!

ganmo

whiskeyman wrote: »

^^ the cornoners report shows death by big-adventure!

Dignitas is diversifying

BorneTobyWilde

https://www.dumpert.nl/item/7764751_87422fab

Sugarlumps

It's just like the gays.

Paddy Cow

Sugarlumps wrote: »

It's just like the gays.

Genetic sexual attraction is a thing. Siblings raised together have a natural sexual repulsion to each other and their parents. If they meet their siblings and/or parents as adults, it's not uncommon for them to have an overwhelming sexual attraction. I find sibling relationships bad enough but parent/child is just repulsive. Yuk. Some of them even go on to have children. Imagine explaining to your child that your Dad is also your Grandad?

GreeBo

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Genetic sexual attraction is a thing. Siblings raised together have a natural sexual repulsion to each other and their parents. If they meet their siblings and/or parents as adults, it's not uncommon for them to have an overwhelming sexual attraction. I find sibling relationships bad enough but parent/child is just repulsive. Yuk. Some of them even go on to have children. Imagine explaining to your child that your Dad is also your Grandad?

Hell, nowadays your dad could be your grandad and also your mom.

Paddy Cow

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Genetic sexual attraction is a thing. Siblings raised together have a natural sexual repulsion to each other and their parents. If they meet their siblings and/or parents as adults, it's not uncommon for them to have an overwhelming sexual attraction. I find sibling relationships bad enough but parent/child is just repulsive. Yuk. Some of them even go on to have children. Imagine explaining to your child that your Dad is also your Grandad?

Just imagine how bad it is for children separated at birth or shortly afterwards, meeting up as adults, falling in love etc.


Only to find out they're brother and sister!

Paddy Cow

Deleted User wrote: »

Just imagine how bad it is for children separated at birth or shortly afterwards, meeting up as adults, falling in love etc.


Only to find out they're brother and sister!

It probably happens more than we think and maybe they never find out. Think of all the kids of affairs who never know their father or maybe a parent abandons one family and starts a new one and the half siblings meet up later. Or kids put up for adoption etc.

scotchy

https://news.sky.com/story/woman-who-was-living-in-a-van-with-320-rats-agrees-to-give-them-up-11838236

:eek:

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BaZmO*

One eye fish

1800_Ladladlad

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aBg03K1_460svvp9.webm

LaFuton

snow scorpion

Mod: Voice of one who cries in the wilderness - LINK

Capt'n Midnight

^^^^

When Elvis Presley died in 1977, it's estimated there were about 170 people impersonating him.

This number grew and grew and in the year 2,000 it was estimated there were about 85,000 Elvis impersonators.


The number of Elvis impersonators in 2043 will be 9,447,645,907. The population of the Earth in 2043 is expected to be slightly less than this number. So that means EVERYBODY on earth including people in the ghetto will be a guitar man just like Elvis...

Capt'n Midnight

Well, at least she came clean with you! :pac: