Ok ladies, what do you want.

Mossess

Seriously, for Christmas what on earth do you want?

I have No idea what to get my wife. I ask her and she says practical things, like a duvet cover (a thing for covering blankets or something like that) – in fairness, that’s not a Christmas present.

So, what would you like?????

SunnyDub1

perfume,jewelery,voucher

or best of all .... A weekend away

snubbleste

A food processor

Sauve

Ah sure dont be getting me anything. I have all I want. Keep your money now and dont be spending it on daft stuff.

davet82

a rabbit

Duggy747

A snackbox from Supermacs

FatherLen

must... refrain..... from ........ saying......... dildo!

Pig Benis

An ironing board cover.

Let me just go consult with the hive mind on "what all women like"

Sauve

bluewolf wrote: »

Let me just go consult with the hive mind on "what all women like"

Bath salts. Always bath salts :pac:

Access Denied

Vouchers for your time and stuff done around the house that I've been asking you to do for fooking ages man..

Mr Benevolent

I got my girlfriend a hard drive. On Thursday I'll give it to her.

kylith

I want volume 4 of the complete Sandman collection.

Seriously, just get her what she asked for, but splash out on it.

kylith

Confab wrote: »

I got my girlfriend a hard drive. On Thursday I'll give it to her.

A couple of years ago OH got me RAM. I was delighted, so I was.

Where To

I once bought a girl a set of pots and pans for Christmas.

She's in Australia now.

davet82

Confab wrote: »

I got my girlfriend a hard drive. On Thursday I'll give it to her.

you old romantic

Max Power

A weight watcher's subscription.

davet82

self made vouchers for blowjobs...

or is that a bit selfish?

danniemcq

get them vouchers,

its what my gf wants. sorts out all hassle and worry on your part and you can just give them a small surprise then on top

Beruthiel

Mossess wrote: »

So, what would you like?????

I'd like a really good set of headphones for my nano.
Cheers mossess!

TheUsual

Where To wrote: »

I once bought a girl a set of pots and pans for Christmas.
She's in Australia now.

^^^^^^^^^^^
A classic example of the devious female mind-reading trap ladies and gentlemen.
This poor lonesome 'Where To' with the best will in the world, just bought something useful for around the house. She says "I don't mind, something small".

We ask her now where to ?
She says, off to Australia ya big spanner.

ENMcD

http://www.boots.com/en/Soap-Glory-The-Best-Of-All_1273677/

TheUsual

Where are the similar questions over on the "Ladies who lunch" threads ?

Are they racking their brains trying to think of something to buy the main man in their life ?

Answer =No.
Our present will a Top Gear DVD, the best of 2013. Or a sports book - any random one, whichever was closest to the till at the bookshop really.

Madam

Vouchers and my favourite perfume(Pomegranate Noir by Jo Malone)/ Oh and a box of dark chocolate Thorntons chocs and I'd be happy enough.

You have to have a least three presents to open on Christmas morning(isn't that the rule?).

Abi

Mossess wrote: »

Seriously, for Christmas what on earth do you want?

I have No idea what to get my wife. I ask her and she says practical things, like a duvet cover (a thing for covering blankets or something like that) – in fairness, that’s not a Christmas present.

So, what would you like?????

You'd be surprised, she could be like me in that sense. I'd regard myself as hard to buy for, because theres nothing that I particularly want that badly.

Is she dead against vouchers? some people don't like the idea of them, but if you got her a voucher for one of the shops she'd normally buy duvets and the likes in, she can choose the style for herself.

Take her to Paris to see the Eiffel Tower. And then push her off. Women love surprises.

yeppydeppy

I'm agin' vouchers, it's like giving cash but not. Buy something, anything and keep the receipt.
(btw Abi, does that mean you want babies or you have needs like a baby?)
(I maybe able to help out with the first one.)

Scruffles

bluewolf wrote: »

Let me just go consult with the hive mind on "what all women like"

QFT,since when did we all become clones?

woud personaly love a load of sensory equipment-big fibre optic bubble tubes,loads of koosh balls,fibre optic string,padded flooring...no preferably a room kitted out into a sensory room with specialist seats and suspended harnesses hanging from the beams.
also woud love a shetland pony.
thanks OP,what a kind person-when do we get delivery of said goods?:cool:

Teyla Emmagan

I'll have perfume as well please (Flora by Gucci). How about a spa voucher for her OP?

mfceiling

Slippers and a dildo....don't like the slippers? Go f*ck yourself....

admiralofthefleet

didnt know what to get for the wife so ended up getting her nails and tan done for her and other bits and bobs like pyjamas, memory card for phone ect....

Abi

yeppydeppy wrote: »

(I maybe able to help out with the first one.)

*screams* you keep that thing away from me! :eek:


/rocks back and forth

Thoie

I want an arduino gift box (with various resistors and connections), some moisturiser, a good blue tooth speaker, a mig welder, a set of diamond drill bits, and some perfume.

rain on

A duvet cover is not "a thing for covering blankets", the clue is in the name.

Real Life

A framed picture of yourself

yeppydeppy

Abi wrote: »

*screams* you keep that thing away from me! :eek:


/rocks back and forth

Ah, I see, I'll go get some Liga instead.

holystungun9

Get the duvet cover. The Dutch Oven can be the icing on the cake.

ChippingSodbury

It's all i this and i that like iPad/ iPhone etc. for this Christmas. Maybe go for something a little different: an iRon?

Where To

TheUsual wrote: »

^^^^^^^^^^^
A classic example of the devious female mind-reading trap ladies and gentlemen.
This poor lonesome 'Where To' with the best will in the world, just bought something useful for around the house. She says "I don't mind, something small".

We ask her now where to ?
She says, off to Australia ya big spanner.

Na, I just got my La Perlas and my De Longhis mixed up.

Easy mistake to make.

pow wow

Mossess wrote: »

I ask her and she says practical things, like a duvet cover (a thing for covering blankets or something like that)

A husband who knows what a duvet cover is without needing an explanation.

Chuck Stone

Fancy candles.

Womens love candles.

phasers

I asked santy for a region free DVD player with a USB slot

Esoteric_

I asked for (and am receiving) a gift voucher for fitness classes I'm doing, and some money towards my next tattoo.

Go me.

Jayob10

The key is to buy something that is really a present for yourself but disguised as a gift for her. Concert tickets or something. Throw in a bottle of perfume as a sweetner to disguise the fact its not just all about you

Jezek

TheUsual wrote: »

Our present will a Top Gear DVD, the best of 2013. Or a sports book - any random one, whichever was closest to the till at the bookshop really.

I would break up with the gf if I got this for Xmas.

blacklilly

Jezek wrote: »

I would break up with the gf if I got this for Xmas.

No you wouldn't, you'd just be a little annoyed, that's all

SEPT 23 1989

We will get the kids sorted and see whats left for each other

poxy recession:(

CatEyed92

I dunno, at work today and all the men seem to be buying the wives pj's and slippers

smash

Give her a divorce. She'll never expect it!

tan11ie

CatEyed92 wrote: »

I dunno, at work today and all the men seem to be buying the wives pj's and slippers

Sure sign of oldness

smash

tan11ie wrote: »

Sure sign of oldness

Chicks love onsies for some reason!