Does KFC give you the runs?

Richard Dower

What is it about KFC that has you running for the bathroom?....it is the chicken?, or there gravy sauce?......:(

Gummy Panda

Richard Dower wrote: »

What is it about KFC that has you running for the bathroom?....it is the chicken?, or there gravy sauce?......:(

Ages since I had it.

Maybes its too much fat causing the runs

SIRREX

Richard Dower wrote: »

What is it about KFC that has you running for the bathroom?....it is the chicken?, or there gravy sauce?......:(

Nope, had it on Tuesday and and Mmmmmmmmmmm, Delish!

tuxy

No but it tastes good while I'm eating it but I usually feel a bit nauseous after I've finished it.

Mickey H

No it doesn't. Supermac's FTW though.

Richard Dower

tuxy wrote: »

No but it tastes good while I'm eating it but I usually feel a bit nauseous after I've finished it.

Reminds me of that morgan spurlock docu on Mcdonalds.....:(

J_E

Only thing that does that for me really is Pear Bulmers...

dorkacle

Its never gave me the runs!?

I do usually feel the need for a good dump after it though!

I only notice that because I only ever get it while I'm in work and I don't like using the work toilets. :eek:

NegativeCreep

Am I the only one in the world who has never had the runs?? They sound horrible though.

upstairs for coffee

Mickey H wrote: »

No it doesn't. Supermac's FTW though.

Supermacs?! I bet you live out in rural countryside where after a fine GAA match you'll pop in to Supermacs on your way home before watching the Sunday gam and Fair City.

upstairs for coffee

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Am I the only one in the world who has never had the runs?? They sound horrible though.

I have sensitive bowels and anything can set them off.

The worst is when my asshole feels as if it's on fire but the ****e won't stop coming.

So yeah, not much fun to be honest.

*Although I must add, when I look in the bowl afterward; I get a weird sense of pride that I could ****e something so stupendously rotten as that. Some men go to the gym to feel masculine, I take a good runny poop.

**I should also add, doing runny ****es won't impress the ladies as much as a 6 pack or ripped muscles will...:(

Smidge

Even the smell of KFC starts the "bowel machinations" off.
At first I though "Couldn't be the KFC(wouldn't eat it that often so didn't cop it straight away) but after about three occasions of having KFC and then the "after effects" I put the two and two together.

As for the poster who said Supermacs, exact same effect.

I reckon they must be putting some sort of laxative in it in case its under cooked/gone off etc

NegativeCreep

upstairs for coffee wrote: »

I have sensitive bowels and anything can set them off.

The worst is when my asshole feels as if it's on fire but the ****e won't stop coming.

So yeah, not much fun to be honest.

*Although I must add, when I look in the bowl afterward; I get a weird sense of pride that I could ****e something so stupendously rotten as that. Some men go to the gym to feel masculine, I take a good runny poop.

... That's nice, dear.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

KFC gives me the yums!

Canis Lupus

Am I weird? I prefer KFC chicken the day after when it's cold.

My brother used to get the poopoos if he ate a McDonalds beef burger.

Intensive Care Bear

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Am I the only one in the world who has never had the runs?? They sound horrible though.

I think i might of had them when i was a child but i cant really remember. I must have guts of steel cause i can drink a full carton of orange juice without any ill effects.

Ice87

upstairs for coffee wrote: »

I have sensitive bowels and anything can set them off.

The worst is when my asshole feels as if it's on fire but the ****e won't stop coming.

So yeah, not much fun to be honest.

*Although I must add, when I look in the bowl afterward; I get a weird sense of pride that I could ****e something so stupendously rotten as that. Some men go to the gym to feel masculine, I take a good runny poop.

**I should also add, doing runny ****es won't impress the ladies as much as a 6 pack or ripped muscles will...:(

Maybe you should lay off the coffee?

Its Behind You!

How many pints did you have to pre-wash it down?

Mickey H

upstairs for coffee wrote: »

Supermacs?! I bet you live out in rural countryside

Nope.

upstairs for coffee wrote: »

where after a fine GAA match

County team fairly decent.

upstairs for coffee wrote: »

you'll pop in to Supermacs on your way home

Sure where else?!

upstairs for coffee wrote: »

before watching the Sunday gam

Nope. KFC Pat Spillane doing analysis gives me the sh1ts. [No pun intended]

upstairs for coffee wrote: »

and Fair City.

No, make it stop...

fonecrusher1

KFC have rubbish chips.

1ZRed

It's what the bucket is for

Cienciano

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Am I the only one in the world who has never had the runs?? They sound horrible though.

You haven't lived till you had the shíts :cool:

Where To

I use any excuse to post this:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pgPq4FGWfk

TheUsual

KFC = Keeps Feckin Coming

RATM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

KFC have rubbish chips.

And ridiculously small portion sizes for chips too, sometimes there are so few you could count them on three hands or less

Piliger

Richard Dower wrote: »

What is it about KFC that has you running for the bathroom?....it is the chicken?, or there gravy sauce?......:(

Sounds like you have some kind of food allergy or insensitivity - precious :rolleyes:

TheFisherKing

It might have something to do with the fact that they over salt their chicken, douse it in pasteurized egg and dextrose, dip it in hydrogenated trans fat and then coat in flour improver ridden starch.

That's just a guess though.

My vote on best Fried Chicken goes to:

www.hillbillysfriedchicken.com

Ihatecuddles-old

I love KFC. I only eat the skin so the chicken is up for grabs...

strokeslover

KFC can occasionally give me shart palpatations, particularly after a few gargles. But once i weather the initial storm of keeping it in me rectum, it solidifies into a nice log.

Carbon Bootprint

No way. KFC is my fave.

FanadMan

Never happened to me and could do a Cartman on KFC

Where To

I once ate a family bucket all by myself.

Not the food, just the bucket.

Killer Wench

KFC is bleh. SuperMac's is a sad knockoff of KFC. I always feel like I've just consumed a bowl of lard after eating KFC.


If ya make it to the US, try to find a Popeye's or a Church's. If you are in Seattle, head to Ezell's which has been voted the best.

Maximus Alexander

Love a bit of KFC. Can't say it has affected my shíte patterns.

ScumLord

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Am I the only one in the world who has never had the runs?? They sound horrible though.

Never?! Maybe your not being adventurous enough with your eating and drinking. Something for the bucket list I guess. Add a bucket to the bucket list too, just in case it works and you get caught short.

areyawell

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Am I the only one in the world who has never had the runs?? They sound horrible though.

Brown water with few melted bits of chocolate in it. Your hole would only be burned off ya. Its also dodgy to fart as the chocolate water will be all over your boxers 90% of the time.

cloud493

I always think I'm going to enjoy KFC more than I do, then when I'm eating it I think 'for the price of this high fat low quality meal I could have got a sandwich, crisps, chocolate bar, doughnuts, hot chicken, and drink from tesco with money left over' So I avoid it now

shedweller

I've had kfc about twice in my life. Pure and utter muck and i've taught my kids the same.

galwayrush

I find it tasty every now and then. Kids love it as well.
Never gave any of us the runs.

.jacksparrow.

shedweller wrote: »

I've had kfc about twice in my life. Pure and utter muck and i've taught my kids the same.

Would you not let them make their own minds up?

seven_eleven

benwavner wrote: »

KFC gives me the yums!

No it doesn't. Its pure shíte. It taste like soggy artificial chemical infested chicken. Its so disgusting even the bones are soft and chewable.

Burger King 4 lyfe.

juan.kerr

Where To wrote: »

I once ate a family bucket all by myself.

Not the food, just the bucket.

Money must be tight in the Where To household.

juan.kerr

.jacksparrow. wrote: »

Would you not let them make their own minds up?

Don't worry, they'll rebel and end up living on fast food.

TPD

Killer Wench wrote: »

KFC is bleh. SuperMac's is a sad knockoff of KFC. I always feel like I've just consumed a bowl of lard after eating KFC.


If ya make it to the US, try to find a Popeye's or a Church's. If you are in Seattle, head to Ezell's which has been voted the best.

I was in DC recently and tried a Popeyes - I wasn't impressed. Hillbillys is my staple fried chicken restaurant these days.

Aidric

No issues with KFC but McDonalds has been turning my stomach recently.

shedweller

.jacksparrow. wrote: »

Would you not let them make their own minds up?

I could of course. But then they'd be eating crap all day long, watch tv all day long etc etc. it's my job as a parent to educate them and teaching them whats food and whats junk is one aspect of that. My kids arent obese and thats the way they need to stay.

The Cool

cloud493 wrote: »

I always think I'm going to enjoy KFC more than I do, then when I'm eating it I think 'for the price of this high fat low quality meal I could have got a sandwich, crisps, chocolate bar, doughnuts, hot chicken, and drink from tesco with money left over' So I avoid it now

Same with the calorie content! Most of the meals hit around the 1000 calorie mark. That's half my RDA. I can "spend" that calorie allowance on some very tasty chicken that will leave me feeling sluggish and yuck and hungry again in about an hour or so, or I can get a sandwich, drink, fruit and choccy/crisps - which I probably wouldnt be able to eat in the one sitting anyway.

I'm by no means an avid calorie counter, I love my grub and I'm generally pretty happy to pick something yum over a salad for my lunch, but when they put their calorie contents on their menu I just could not bring myself to put that crap into my body any more. I instantly feel so guilty.

Skerries

The butter they put on the popcorn in cinemas gives me the squits

kfallon

KFC has never given me a dose of the trotting disorder.

Bulmers.....now that used to put a road right through me

Intensive Care Bear

A high number of boards.ie users seem to suffer from IBS.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

seven_eleven wrote: »

No it doesn't. Its pure shíte. It taste like soggy artificial chemical infested chicken. Its so disgusting even the bones are soft and chewable.

Burger King 4 lyfe.

Yeah you must be right! Sure how would I know what I like until a guy on the internet tells me what I like!

You know BK buns are made out of ground up children dontcha?

You sealed the deal with "4 lyfe".