The Back Sack &.....Crack!

furiousox

Well I don't think this has ever been mentioned here before!
Amazing how a few glasses of wine helps you drop your inhibitions.
Soooo.. has anyone considered (or tried) waxing "downstairs"?
I've been considering it for some time now but I remember seeing it done on some tv show ages ago and physically wincing with every rrrriiippp of the waxing paper.
I do shave the legs for the summer months but sadly the rest of me is grizzly bear-esque in appearance.
I saw an interview with John Bishop last week and he got it done for a charity cycle ride and he said it left him feeling "more sprightly and with a spring in his step"
Seriously though, any reduction in friction has got to be a good thing, right?
Will anyone dare to share???

(Diclaimer: this thread may be deleted early tomorrow morning when sobriety occurs)

uberwolf

furiousox wrote: »

Well I don't think this has ever been mentioned here before!
Amazing how a few glasses of wine helps you drop your inhibitions.
Soooo.. has anyone considered (or tried) waxing "downstairs"?
I've been considering it for some time now but I remember seeing it done on some tv show ages ago and physically wincing with every rrrriiippp of the waxing paper.
I do shave the legs for the summer months but sadly the rest of me is grizzly bear-esque in appearance.
I saw an interview with John Bishop last week and he got it done for a charity cycle ride and he said it left him feeling "more sprightly and with a spring in his step"
Seriously though, any reduction in friction has got to be a good thing, right?
Will anyone dare to share???

(Diclaimer: this thread may be deleted early tomorrow morning when sobriety occurs)

quoted.

C3PO

furiousox wrote: »

Well I don't think this has ever been mentioned here before!
Amazing how a few glasses of wine helps you drop your inhibitions.
Soooo.. has anyone considered (or tried) waxing "downstairs"?
I've been considering it for some time now but I remember seeing it done on some tv show ages ago and physically wincing with every rrrriiippp of the waxing paper.
I do shave the legs for the summer months but sadly the rest of me is grizzly bear-esque in appearance.
I saw an interview with John Bishop last week and he got it done for a charity cycle ride and he said it left him feeling "more sprightly and with a spring in his step"
Seriously though, any reduction in friction has got to be a good thing, right?
Will anyone dare to share???

(Diclaimer: this thread may be deleted early tomorrow morning when sobriety occurs)

I cannot believe you just said that ......!

furiousox

Posts reported!

Zyzz

Pics or gtfo

bcmf

How many glasses bottles of wine is a few in order to post this.

Beasty

Stickied

RobertFoster

Beasty wrote: »

Stickied

That's what wax'll do to you!

Beasty

RobertFoster wrote: »

That's what wax'll do to you!

Well furiousox, sounds like we have someone who's gone through this already...

furiousox

furiousox wrote: »

Well I don't think this has ever been mentioned here before!
Amazing how a few glasses of wine helps you drop your inhibitions.
Soooo.. has anyone considered (or tried) waxing "downstairs"?
I've been considering it for some time now but I remember seeing it done on some tv show ages ago and physically wincing with every rrrriiippp of the waxing paper.
I do shave the legs for the summer months but sadly the rest of me is grizzly bear-esque in appearance.
I saw an interview with John Bishop last week and he got it done for a charity cycle ride and he said it left him feeling "more sprightly and with a spring in his step"
Seriously though, any reduction in friction has got to be a good thing, right?
Will anyone dare to share???

(Diclaimer: this thread may be deleted early tomorrow morning when sobriety occurs)

Bwaaahaahaa!
Dude!
you
are
fuct!





hold on...this isn't after hours.......

macadam

Furiousox or will it chage to "Mr Miyagi"
Wax on Wax Off
Will you go the full Monty or leave a landing strip for Mrs Ox
Or maybe a few vajazzles to spruce it up

Beasty

furiousox wrote: »

(Diclaimer)

I'm afraid to ask what one of these is ...

Frere Jacques

Waxing can be very expensive. I'd say your best bet is to shave. Have you got some shaving foam and a razo....I'M KIDDING, AAAHH STEP AWAY FROM THE BATHROOM FURIOUSOX.
Anyway your best bet it to wake up in the morning and say your girlfriend stole your laptop and posted when you left your account open.

Beasty

The OP has PM'd me asking to help him with his predicament...

... I've advised him there's no way I'm going anywhere near him

macadam

Frere Jacques wrote: »

Waxing can be very expensive. I'd say your best bet is to shave. Have you got some shaving foam and a razo....I'M KIDDING, AAAHH STEP AWAY FROM THE BATHROOM FURIOUSOX.
Anyway your best bet it to wake up in the morning and say your girlfriend stole your laptop and posted when you left your account open.

I hope Mrs OX doesnt read this post, or there will be nothing to wax!!

furiousox

bcmf

Gotta be thread of the day.

Beasty

furiousox wrote: »

hold on...this isn't after hours.......

I believe the OP may have been inspired by the Are testicles attractive? thread

furiousox

16 views and 17 comments?
yaaaay!

Glencarraig

If you heard John Bishop's account of "having the undercarriage" waxed, which was suggested to him by the guy who was training him for the charity cycle he was doing you would NEVER attempt it. He went to a professional cosmetic clinic to have it done. I have never laughed so much. Get his new DVD and check it out !!

endacl

Would you be waxing the bits with an eye to aerodynamics? *shudders*....

endacl

Frere Jacques wrote: »

Anyway your best bet it to wake up in the morning and say your girlfriend stole your laptop and posted when you left your account open.

Unless his wife follows his posts on here...

check_six

Ox, Furious Ox... Now I get it.

I always read it as furious socks. Wow... what else am I missing?

(I presume furiousack is to be your next moniker)

irishbuzz

I had one once, cost me €100. Bloody rip-off!

endacl

irishbuzz wrote: »

Bloody rip-off!

Legs crossed. Eyes watering.

:eek:

Morrisseeee

furiousox, do you drink Miller Lite by any chance ?!



:pac:

furiousox

You're all pi$$ed, I'm going to watch the toy show! :mad:

Inquitus

furiousox wrote: »

You're all pi$$ed, I'm going to watch the toy show! :mad:

Surprised the Village People aren't in your gig list.......

Frere Jacques

furiousox wrote: »

You're all pi$$ed, I'm going to watch the toy show! :mad:

Think you better leave right now,:D

To Alcohol

Wow...just wow.

furiousox

Inquitus wrote: »

Surprised the Village People aren't in your gig list.......

Sorry, who?

cdaly_

check_six wrote: »

Ox, Furious Ox... Now I get it.

I always read it as furious socks. Wow... what else am I missing?

(I presume furiousack is to be your next moniker)

I'd have said baldiosack myself...

thebouldwhacker

furiousox wrote: »

Well I don't think this has ever been mentioned here before!
Amazing how a few glasses of wine helps you drop your inhibitions.
Soooo.. has anyone considered (or tried) waxing "downstairs"?
I've been considering it for some time now but I remember seeing it done on some tv show ages ago and physically wincing with every rrrriiippp of the waxing paper.
I do shave the legs for the summer months but sadly the rest of me is grizzly bear-esque in appearance.
I saw an interview with John Bishop last week and he got it done for a charity cycle ride and he said it left him feeling "more sprightly and with a spring in his step"
Seriously though, any reduction in friction has got to be a good thing, right?
Will anyone dare to share???

(Diclaimer: this thread may be deleted early tomorrow morning when sobriety occurs)

Sorry, ill just quote this again there now in case it gets lost somewhere...

This must be thread of the year, we should have this printed onto the back of a jersey for you to wear over next years sportives....

Darkglasses

Funny though this thread certainly is, I think the best is yet to come! A furiousox with a sore head tomorrow morning, popping into the cycling forum to see what's new...

Jawgap

Were you watching
the Toy Show when you thought of that.......Just be glad you didn't have a tube of Veet lying around.

Dinging

Slightly off topic but the reviews of Veet Hair Removal for men are frighteningly funny, well worth a read, http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1 this is one product not to be messed with.

kerry4sam

I'd love if their was an insta-pic taken when this guy opens this thread today.

furiousox

I'm at work.
Have I missed anything?

Beasty

Nah! - nothing to see here

Move on .....

Dermot Illogical

furiousox wrote: »

I'm at work.
Have I missed anything?

Can't you check that yourself? Mirror?

CptMackey

Def the tread of the year. Suppose furiousox was going to do it incase the bib shorts went a bit see thru lol.

Should def be printed in the boards jersey

Beasty

FAQs updated;)

Lusk Doyle

They are all player haters furious. I think you should do it. Scratch that itch!

Jawgap

Only 90 squid to get it done professionally.......

http://www.stephenthomas.ie/waxing.html

70 for the male brazilian.......

furiousox

What am I doing tonight?
Hanging out with my family, unaffected and thinking about er....this...
www.brazilia.ie

detones

Dinging wrote: »

Slightly off topic but the reviews of Veet Hair Removal for men are frighteningly funny, well worth a read, http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1 this is one product not to be messed with.

Just read that second review. I'm literally drying a pool of tears from laughing. Definitely worth a read!! I'll never look at a tub of ice cream the same again.

sy

detones wrote: »

Just read that second review. I'm literally drying a pool of tears from laughing. Definitely worth a read!! I'll never look at a tub of ice cream the same again.

+1 on that :-)

Holyboy

furiousox wrote: »

Well I don't think this has ever been mentioned here before!
Amazing how a few glasses of wine helps you drop your inhibitions.
Soooo.. has anyone considered (or tried) waxing "downstairs"?
I've been considering it for some time now but I remember seeing it done on some tv show ages ago and physically wincing with every rrrriiippp of the waxing paper.
I do shave the legs for the summer months but sadly the rest of me is grizzly bear-esque in appearance.
I saw an interview with John Bishop last week and he got it done for a charity cycle ride and he said it left him feeling "more sprightly and with a spring in his step"
Seriously though, any reduction in friction has got to be a good thing, right?
Will anyone dare to share???

(Diclaimer: this thread may be deleted early tomorrow morning when sobriety occurs)

Why has this thread slipped so far down the page??

manwithaplan

furiousox wrote: »

What am I doing tonight?
Hanging out with my family

You may wish to re-phrase.

I'm very possibly the most hairy man in Ireland and I'm not exchanging the carpet for lino at this late stage. Having said that, I believe it makes some things look bigger (like the buffalo of mid life crisis coming over the hill).

buffalo

manwithaplan wrote: »

You may wish to re-phrase.

I'm very possibly the most hairy man in Ireland and I'm not exchanging the carpet for lino at this late stage. Having said that, I believe it makes some things look bigger (like the buffalo of mid life crisis coming over the hill).

But I'm not suffering a mid-life crisis?

Lusk Doyle

buffalo wrote: »

But I'm not suffering a mid-life crisis?

Are you asking or telling?