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The Back Sack &.....Crack!

  • 30-11-2012 09:53PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,229 ✭✭✭


    Well I don't think this has ever been mentioned here before!
    Amazing how a few glasses of wine helps you drop your inhibitions. :)
    Soooo.. has anyone considered (or tried) waxing "downstairs"?
    I've been considering it for some time now but I remember seeing it done on some tv show ages ago and physically wincing with every rrrriiippp of the waxing paper.
    I do shave the legs for the summer months but sadly the rest of me is grizzly bear-esque in appearance.
    I saw an interview with John Bishop last week and he got it done for a charity cycle ride and he said it left him feeling "more sprightly and with a spring in his step"
    Seriously though, any reduction in friction has got to be a good thing, right?
    Will anyone dare to share???

    (Diclaimer: this thread may be deleted early tomorrow morning when sobriety occurs)

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,581 ✭✭✭uberwolf


    furiousox wrote: »
    Well I don't think this has ever been mentioned here before!
    Amazing how a few glasses of wine helps you drop your inhibitions. :)
    Soooo.. has anyone considered (or tried) waxing "downstairs"?
    I've been considering it for some time now but I remember seeing it done on some tv show ages ago and physically wincing with every rrrriiippp of the waxing paper.
    I do shave the legs for the summer months but sadly the rest of me is grizzly bear-esque in appearance.
    I saw an interview with John Bishop last week and he got it done for a charity cycle ride and he said it left him feeling "more sprightly and with a spring in his step"
    Seriously though, any reduction in friction has got to be a good thing, right?
    Will anyone dare to share???

    (Diclaimer: this thread may be deleted early tomorrow morning when sobriety occurs)

    quoted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,837 ✭✭✭C3PO


    furiousox wrote: »
    Well I don't think this has ever been mentioned here before!
    Amazing how a few glasses of wine helps you drop your inhibitions. :)
    Soooo.. has anyone considered (or tried) waxing "downstairs"?
    I've been considering it for some time now but I remember seeing it done on some tv show ages ago and physically wincing with every rrrriiippp of the waxing paper.
    I do shave the legs for the summer months but sadly the rest of me is grizzly bear-esque in appearance.
    I saw an interview with John Bishop last week and he got it done for a charity cycle ride and he said it left him feeling "more sprightly and with a spring in his step"
    Seriously though, any reduction in friction has got to be a good thing, right?
    Will anyone dare to share???

    (Diclaimer: this thread may be deleted early tomorrow morning when sobriety occurs)

    I cannot believe you just said that ......!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,229 ✭✭✭furiousox


    Posts reported!

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭Zyzz


    Pics or gtfo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,679 ✭✭✭bcmf


    How many glasses bottles of wine is a few in order to post this.


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  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 78,484 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    Stickied


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,434 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    Beasty wrote: »
    Stickied
    That's what wax'll do to you!


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 78,484 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    That's what wax'll do to you!
    Well furiousox, sounds like we have someone who's gone through this already...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,229 ✭✭✭furiousox


    furiousox wrote: »
    Well I don't think this has ever been mentioned here before!
    Amazing how a few glasses of wine helps you drop your inhibitions. :)
    Soooo.. has anyone considered (or tried) waxing "downstairs"?
    I've been considering it for some time now but I remember seeing it done on some tv show ages ago and physically wincing with every rrrriiippp of the waxing paper.
    I do shave the legs for the summer months but sadly the rest of me is grizzly bear-esque in appearance.
    I saw an interview with John Bishop last week and he got it done for a charity cycle ride and he said it left him feeling "more sprightly and with a spring in his step"
    Seriously though, any reduction in friction has got to be a good thing, right?
    Will anyone dare to share???

    (Diclaimer: this thread may be deleted early tomorrow morning when sobriety occurs)

    Bwaaahaahaa! :D
    Dude!
    you
    are
    fuct!





    hold on...this isn't after hours.......

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭macadam


    Furiousox or will it chage to "Mr Miyagi"
    Wax on Wax Off
    Will you go the full Monty or leave a landing strip for Mrs Ox
    Or maybe a few vajazzles to spruce it up


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  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 78,484 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    furiousox wrote: »

    (Diclaimer)
    I'm afraid to ask what one of these is ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 206 ✭✭Frere Jacques


    Waxing can be very expensive. I'd say your best bet is to shave. Have you got some shaving foam and a razo....I'M KIDDING, AAAHH STEP AWAY FROM THE BATHROOM FURIOUSOX.
    Anyway your best bet it to wake up in the morning and say your girlfriend stole your laptop and posted when you left your account open.


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 78,484 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    The OP has PM'd me asking to help him with his predicament...

    ... I've advised him there's no way I'm going anywhere near him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭macadam


    Waxing can be very expensive. I'd say your best bet is to shave. Have you got some shaving foam and a razo....I'M KIDDING, AAAHH STEP AWAY FROM THE BATHROOM FURIOUSOX.
    Anyway your best bet it to wake up in the morning and say your girlfriend stole your laptop and posted when you left your account open.

    I hope Mrs OX doesnt read this post, or there will be nothing to wax!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,229 ✭✭✭furiousox


    tumblr_m71gkgGbbP1r8qf8fo2_500.png

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,679 ✭✭✭bcmf


    Gotta be thread of the day.


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 78,484 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    furiousox wrote: »
    hold on...this isn't after hours.......
    I believe the OP may have been inspired by the Are testicles attractive? thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,229 ✭✭✭furiousox


    16 views and 17 comments?
    yaaaay! :o:o

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,685 ✭✭✭Glencarraig


    If you heard John Bishop's account of "having the undercarriage" waxed, which was suggested to him by the guy who was training him for the charity cycle he was doing you would NEVER attempt it. He went to a professional cosmetic clinic to have it done. I have never laughed so much. Get his new DVD and check it out !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,440 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Would you be waxing the bits with an eye to aerodynamics? *shudders*....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,440 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Anyway your best bet it to wake up in the morning and say your girlfriend stole your laptop and posted when you left your account open.
    Unless his wife follows his posts on here...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,245 ✭✭✭check_six


    Ox, Furious Ox... Now I get it.

    I always read it as furious socks. Wow... what else am I missing?

    (I presume furiousack is to be your next moniker)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 401 ✭✭irishbuzz


    I had one once, cost me €100. Bloody rip-off!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,440 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    irishbuzz wrote: »
    Bloody rip-off!
    Legs crossed. Eyes watering.

    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭Morrisseeee


    furiousox, do you drink Miller Lite by any chance ?!

    miller-lite-skirt.jpg

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,229 ✭✭✭furiousox


    You're all pi$$ed, I'm going to watch the toy show! :mad:

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,780 ✭✭✭✭Inquitus


    furiousox wrote: »
    You're all pi$$ed, I'm going to watch the toy show! :mad:

    Surprised the Village People aren't in your gig list.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 206 ✭✭Frere Jacques


    furiousox wrote: »
    You're all pi$$ed, I'm going to watch the toy show! :mad:

    Think you better leave right now,:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 526 ✭✭✭To Alcohol


    Wow...just wow.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,229 ✭✭✭furiousox


    Inquitus wrote: »
    Surprised the Village People aren't in your gig list.......

    Sorry, who?

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



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