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Female Martial Artist - a problem?

  • 30-11-2012 4:27pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16


    I made fun of a lady because she is practicing muaythai since 6 years. She claimed she can beat me up easily. I made fun of her - she got angry and suggested to prove it to me. Of course i agreed - she is just a woman - looks like a girly girl! Now i am not sure anymore whether this was a clever idea. Can anyone tell me if i have a chance?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 145 ✭✭slammer187


    4/10


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 716 ✭✭✭ants09


    mexxo wrote: »
    I made fun of a lady because she is practicing muaythai since 6 years. She claimed she can beat me up easily. I made fun of her - she got angry and suggested to prove it to me. Of course i agreed - she is just a woman - looks like a girly girl! Now i am not sure anymore whether this was a clever idea. Can anyone tell me if i have a chance?

    Off course you have a chance but how much off a change is a different story!!

    If i was you i have a private talk with her and call it off as whats to be proven ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,188 ✭✭✭Doug Cartel


    slammer187 wrote: »
    4/10
    Why so high?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Peetrik


    Haha if she really has been training properly (3+ times a week) for that long then there is a good chance she could kick your ass.



    This is not a situation you can win. You either get your ass kicked by a girl or you become know as 'Mexxo who punched that girl in the face'. Lose/lose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 963 ✭✭✭Richy06


    Whatever happens, please video it and post it up here. We will pay!


    ...with thanks.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30 Colm.Mahon


    I hope she kicks you around :) why would you make 'fun' of a girl because she does muay thai....theres a few girls on the irish muay thai circuit that would kick most men around no prob :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 102 ✭✭Tweedle Dumb


    depends on a few things, if its a proper fight, in a ring with rules, or a brawl, and on your physical state.

    If its a legit fight, depends on you, how fit you are and any training you got, if you haven't any marital arts training, odds are she will kick you into giving up. leg kicks and tepes would be enough, keeping you out of range and generally countering any power advantage.

    But as Peetrik said its lose lose, you'll either be beaten by a girl or you did a Chris brown and hammered a girl.

    Please, I'm begging, video it and post it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,485 ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    Hahaha. Thread of the year. I hope she batters you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,056 ✭✭✭darced


    This post has been deleted.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 699 ✭✭✭lounakin


    Why even bother? OP is offensive, possibly trolling? Whether she batters him or not, he's already lost.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 mexxo


    depends on a few things, if its a proper fight, in a ring with rules, or a brawl, and on your physical state.

    If its a legit fight, depends on you, how fit you are and any training you got, if you haven't any marital arts training, odds are she will kick you into giving up. leg kicks and tepes would be enough, keeping you out of range and generally countering any power advantage.

    But as Peetrik said its lose lose, you'll either be beaten by a girl or you did a Chris brown and hammered a girl.

    Please, I'm begging, video it and post it!

    I normally dont do sports but finally we will not fight to muaythai rules. So it is a disadvantage for her. She is smaller than me. Diadvantage for her - at least I hoped so. She is a woman. Disadvantage for her.
    Sorry but how is a small girly girl (she wears pink high heels)stronger than me.
    BTW I to wrote her that I dont hit woman. Maybe that will help.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 mexxo


    darced wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.
    Are you serious?:eek:


  • Site Banned Posts: 957 ✭✭✭leeomurchu


    Ah man you're gonna get your ass handed to you. If she's training that long she'll kick the legs out from underneath you. good chance she may well break your legs if you're not careful. I wouldn't be to worried about hitting a girl you more than likely won't get the chance.

    I'd walk away if I were you there's nothing to be gained from it but she'll get the satisfaction of shutting your trap. :eek:

    Maybe consider taking on a few fly weight boxers next there's only built like kids of course you'll batter them aswell :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Dr Turk Turkelton


    Op don't worry it's street rules.
    At the start be all nice and go to shake hands.
    When she goes to return the gesture stick your head in her and as she falls boot her like a GAA ball.

    Then a cheesy 1 liner a la Van Damme and every one will have forgotten what you just done to a tiny woman who wears pink heels.

    Job done and no losing face!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 mexxo


    ants09 wrote: »
    Off course you have a chance but how much off a change is a different story!!

    If i was you i have a private talk with her and call it off as whats to be proven ?
    She was saying to me with that big arrogant smile at me: sorry honey. I can make you beg for mercy everytime I want to. I am a junior champion, so... Can you imagine how humiliating this is. But that confidence scares me! But she is a small girly girl! She wants me to apologize but I dont want to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 mexxo


    leeomurchu wrote: »
    Ah man you're gonna get your ass handed to you. If she's training that long she'll kick the legs out from underneath you. good chance she may well break your legs if you're not careful. I wouldn't be to worried about hitting a girl you more than likely won't get the chance.

    I'd walk away if I were you there's nothing to be gained from it but she'll get the satisfaction of shutting your trap. :eek:

    Maybe consider taking on a few fly weight boxers next there's only built like kids of course you'll batter them aswell :rolleyes:
    Do you really think I have no chance and she can break my legs?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    mexxo wrote: »
    Do you really think I have no chance and she can break my legs?

    I think you'll be fine because she's a girl and lacks the "will of the warrior" . :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 699 ✭✭✭lounakin


    mexxo wrote: »
    Do you really think I have no chance and she can break my legs?
    I have no idea whether you are serious or not with your blatant sexism. One think I can tell you for sure and out of personal experience is that just because she is smaller than you and less strong doesn't mean she can't hurt you. She is probably very quick and if you knew something about fighting you'd know that speed, precision and skill can make up for strength and you can get hurt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 716 ✭✭✭ants09


    mexxo wrote: »
    I normally dont do sports
    mexxo wrote: »
    I am a junior champion, so... Can you imagine how humiliating this is. But that confidence scares me! But she is a small girly girl! She wants me to apologize but I dont want to.

    Junior chamption at what dare i ask ?

    Or if you dont normally do sports then tbh back out as its a no win suitation

    OP if her confidence scares you then she already won the fight before you stepped into the ring to meet her.

    If its not mauy thai rules then what rules is it ? kickboxing, karate, k - 1, street fighting or ...
    Khannie wrote: »
    Hahaha. Thread of the year.
    have to agree as made me :D
    Khannie wrote: »
    I hope she batters you.
    on ps :p if for real i hope he calls it off tbh


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,062 ✭✭✭✭Mellor


    mexxo wrote: »
    I made fun of a lady because she is practicing muaythai since 6 years.
    I don't understand this?
    Were you making fun of her for something and she then told you that she did muay thai and could beat you?

    Or was the muay thai the reasonyou were making fun of her?
    mexxo wrote: »
    we will not fight to muaythai rules
    What rules will you use?
    Sorry but how is a small girly girl (she wears pink high heels)stronger than me.
    You are stronger.
    She is a far better fighter


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 mexxo


    Mellor wrote: »
    I don't understand this?
    Were you making fun of her for something and she then told you that she did muay thai and could beat you?

    Or was the muay thai the reasonyou were making fun of her?


    What rules will you use?
    No rules.

    You are stronger.
    She is a far better fighter
    Is this going to help her?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 mexxo


    ants09 wrote: »
    Junior chamption at what dare i ask ?

    Or if you dont normally do sports then tbh back out as its a no win suitation

    OP if her confidence scares you then she already won the fight before you stepped into the ring to meet her.

    If its not mauy thai rules then what rules is it ? kickboxing, karate, k - 1, street fighting or ...

    have to agree as made me :D

    on ps :p if for real i hope he calls it off tbh

    I dont know exactly what disciplin she is champion in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 mexxo


    lounakin wrote: »
    I have no idea whether you are serious or not with your blatant sexism. One think I can tell you for sure and out of personal experience is that just because she is smaller than you and less strong doesn't mean she can't hurt you. She is probably very quick and if you knew something about fighting you'd know that speed, precision and skill can make up for strength and you can get hurt.
    Oh. She told me she will make me beg for mercy and download that on youtube.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,062 ✭✭✭✭Mellor


    mexxo wrote: »
    Is this going to help her?
    Depends if you allow it to go the the ground or if you stand back up and restart.

    Also, the reason you were slagging her was because she does a sport. How is that something to make fun of?
    Specially from somebody who doesn't play sport? Confused.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 mexxo


    Mellor wrote: »
    Depends if you allow it to go the the ground or if you stand back up and restart.

    Also, the reason you were slagging her was because she does a sport. How is that something to make fun of?
    Specially from somebody who doesn't play sport? Confused.
    As i already wrote she told me she could make you beg for mercy everytime she wants to. She is younger than me and she is female! But she made me feel like I am the one to respect her! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    mexxo wrote: »
    As i already wrote she told me she could make you beg for mercy everytime she wants to. She is younger than me and she is female! But she made me feel like I am the one to respect her! :mad:

    Why shouldn't you respect her?
    Because she is younger than you and female???:confused:
    Do you normally need someone to give you a kicking before you respect them?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Peetrik


    mexxo wrote: »
    She is younger than me and she is female! But she made me feel like I am the one to respect her! :mad:

    Haha, you don't respect females or people younger than you? This thread is awesome, I don't care if its a troll or not.

    As to if the 'no rules' is a disadvantage to her... No. There will be no ref to stop her from making you beg for mercy in a girls voice if she demands it.

    Hilarious :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    mexxo wrote: »
    As i already wrote she told me she could make you beg for mercy everytime she wants to. She is younger than me and she is female! But she made me feel like I am the one to respect her! :mad:
    If you're 6'3 & 18 stone weight you could use your size to negate her skills, but, Thai fighters work the legs, if she starts getting kicks in to your shins, you're going down very quickly. She's gonna make you her biatch!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    mexxo wrote: »
    She was saying to me with that big arrogant smile at me: sorry honey. I can make you beg for mercy everytime I want to.

    Were you tied up at the time?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 97 ✭✭lynnemc


    God i'd love to kick 50 shades of brown out you myself... I hope you get a lovely black eye from this girl so you will have to tell everyone what happened you !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,188 ✭✭✭Doug Cartel


    lynnemc wrote: »
    God i'd love to kick 50 shades of brown out you myself...
    Look, I know you don't really mean this, but DO NOT threaten other posters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 97 ✭✭lynnemc


    sorry.. my bad ! I was just putting myself in her shoe's !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 mexxo


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Why shouldn't you respect her?
    Because she is younger than you and female???:confused:
    Do you normally need someone to give you a kicking before you respect them?
    She didnt respect me first!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    mexxo wrote: »
    She didnt respect me first!

    What did you do to earn her respect? Or do you think being male and older is all it takes?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 mexxo


    Peetrik wrote: »
    Haha, you don't respect females or people younger than you? This thread is awesome, I don't care if its a troll or not.

    As to if the 'no rules' is a disadvantage to her... No. There will be no ref to stop her from making you beg for mercy in a girls voice if she demands it.

    Hilarious :)
    Maybe you are right. I just sended her a message to apologize to her.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,976 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    mexxo wrote: »
    She didnt respect me first!

    I wonder why...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos



    I wonder why...
    It's the 'roids, drives them females nuts! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 mexxo


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    What did you do to earn her respect? Or do you think being male and older is all it takes?
    But it is humiliating a younger girl thinks she is stronger than you and therefore treat you like a boy!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    mexxo wrote: »
    But it is humiliating a younger girl thinks she is stronger than you and therefore treat you like a boy!!!!

    It is humiliating when some bloke states he is a better fighter than someone who has trained for 6 years just because he is older and male.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 mexxo


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    It is humiliating when some bloke states he is a better fighter than someone who has trained for 6 years just because he is older and male.
    I dont want to be weaker than that bitch! And I dont want her to think so!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭SunDog


    So when do we see get to see this beating... lesson.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    mexxo wrote: »
    I dont want to be weaker than that bitch! And I dont want her to think so!

    She already thinks so and if you are weaker, you are weaker. So either get stronger or stop whinging and suck it up.


  • Site Banned Posts: 957 ✭✭✭leeomurchu


    I don't think she said she was stronger than you.

    She's probably a better fighter than you but you're probably stronger than her.Either of ye could win in a fight you don't necessarily have to be a good fighter or strong in a fight you could just end up being lucky.

    I don't know why you're making a big deal out of this, so what she if she's a woman. She's trained in Muay Thai to win fights in competition presumably and you haven't so there's no point comparing yourself with her.

    She probably couldn't bench a 100KG but she'd probably squat 200Kg. Apples and oranges my friend you made a wise decision appolgising nothing was to be gained from a fight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 mexxo


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    She already thinks so and if you are weaker, you are weaker. So either get stronger or stop whinging and suck it up.
    Who says I am weaker than that girl?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    mexxo wrote: »
    Who says I am weaker than that girl?

    Well, you seem to feel the need to fight her to prove you arn't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭chrismon


    Did you say she is training 6 years or since she was 6?
    You will probably be fighting on her terms, ring,gloves etc.
    She is going to be very comfortable here and will probably kick 7 shades of grey out of you.
    I have sparred girls in training and they can hit hard!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 mexxo


    leeomurchu wrote: »
    I don't think she said she was stronger than you.

    She's probably a better fighter than you but you're probably stronger than her.Either of ye could win in a fight you don't necessarily have to be a good fighter or strong in a fight you could just end up being lucky.

    I don't know why you're making a big deal out of this, so what she if she's a woman. She's trained in Muay Thai to win fights in competition presumably and you haven't so there's no point comparing yourself with her.

    She probably couldn't bench a 100KG but she'd probably squat 200Kg. Apples and oranges my friend you made a wise decision appolgising nothing was to be gained from a fight.
    Lucky? Do you really think luck is the only chance to win against a GIRL?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭SunDog


    Yea mexxo thats the right attitude. You put that "girl" in her place. But just so we're all on the same page here, record the lesson she you give her and post it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 mexxo


    chrismon wrote: »
    Did you say she is training 6 years or since she was 6?
    You will probably be fighting on her terms, ring,gloves etc.
    She is going to be very comfortable here and will probably kick 7 shades of grey out of you.
    I have sparred girls in training and they can hit hard!
    No gloves no ring.


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