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Gay experiences...

  • 24-11-2012 1:40am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭


    Any males in here ever had a gay experience?
    From having a guy compliment the size of your penis to having sexual acts performed on you by a man.

    What's the furthest you've gone with a man?
    I got complimented on my penis size by a man tonite. I thought it was wierd.

    Any stories?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭Shane-KornSpace


    Theres porn sites with erotic stories for people like you :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Any males in here ever had a gay experience?
    From having a guy compliment the size of your penis to having sexual acts performed on you by a man.

    What's the furthest you've gone with a man?
    I got complimented on my penis size by a man tonite. I thought it was wierd.

    Any stories?

    There is no such thing as a bad compliment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    Any males in here ever had a gay experience?
    From having a guy compliment the size of your penis to having sexual acts performed on you by a man.

    What's the furthest you've gone with a man?
    I got complimented on my penis size by a man tonite. I thought it was wierd.

    Any stories?

    When he said " Big Prick " are you sure he was commenting on your penis?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Pretty bad topic for the After Hours forum. This is the Irish internet equivalent to Alabama/Iran.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 607 ✭✭✭Hurricane Carter


    Any males in here ever had a gay experience?
    From having a guy compliment the size of your penis to having sexual acts performed on you by a man.

    What's the furthest you've gone with a man?
    I got complimented on my penis size by a man tonite. I thought it was wierd.

    Any stories?

    If I'm heterosexual (which I am), why would I want to go 'anywhere' with a man!?

    Don't say because you're bi-curious. Just come out say you're bi-sexual!

    Guess what? It's OK!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 530 ✭✭✭scullersky


    Any males in here ever had a gay experience?
    From having a guy compliment the size of your penis to having sexual acts performed on you by a man.

    What's the furthest you've gone with a man?
    I got complimented on my penis size by a man tonite. I thought it was wierd.

    Any stories?

    Im a 22yr old gay lad and I wouldnt even comment like that lol :-P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Any males in here ever had a gay experience?
    From having a guy compliment the size of your penis to having sexual acts performed on you by a man.

    What's the furthest you've gone with a man?
    I got complimented on my penis size by a man tonite. I thought it was wierd.

    Any stories?

    OP, was this like at a urinal, on the dancefloor randomly, or in the bedroom naked together? Context is appropriate here.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Pretty bad topic for the After Hours forum. This is the Irish internet equivalent to Alabama/Iran.


    Are you for real? Its the other way around! Every second thread is gay this, and gay that, legalise hash, forget the North, free abortions! Its like living in San Francisco!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,973 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    The furthest I got was humming the theme tune to the "Gay Oyster" bar scene in Police Academy.

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭Spiritual


    I had a brief fling with my best friend, it didn't last long as she decided she preferred men. :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 403 ✭✭Humans eh!


    I got complimented on my penis size by a man tonite. I thought it was wierd.

    Stop taking it out on the bus then!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,973 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    newmug wrote: »
    Are you for real? Its the other way around! Every second thread is gay this, and gay that, legalise hash, forget the North, free abortions! Its like living in San Francisco!


    If I didn't know you were joking newmug I'd think you an awful prude.

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    Get over it will ya !


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    SafeSurfer wrote: »
    If I didn't know you were joking newmug I'd think you an awful prude.

    I dont care what you think! I'm NOT joking!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    newmug wrote: »
    Are you for real? Its the other way around! Every second thread is gay this, and gay that, legalise hash, forget the North, free abortions! Its like living in San Francisco!

    If I was an Iranian from Alabama I reckon I would see it the same as you :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,973 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    newmug wrote: »
    I dont care what you think! I'm NOT joking!


    So you are anti gay, opposed to the decriminalisation of hash, in favour of "remembering" the north what ever that means, and opposed to abortion.

    Does that sum it up?

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Any males in here ever had a gay experience?
    From having a guy compliment the size of your penis to having sexual acts performed on you by a man.

    What's the furthest you've gone with a man?
    I got complimented on my penis size by a man tonite. I thought it was wierd.

    Any stories?


    .... you come off as so gay from that post :pac:

    wheres that seal that yells "gay!" :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    If I was an Iranian from Alabama I reckon I would see it the same as you :pac:


    Well with a username like that, you look like a Russian from Alabama!:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭murraykil


    newmug wrote: »
    Are you for real? Its the other way around! Every second thread is gay this, and gay that, legalise hash, forget the North, free abortions! Its like living in San Francisco!

    Still so much better than living in Roman Catholic controlled tyranny! Let's hope those dark days never return!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Two ladyboys tried to drag me down a side sreet in Thailand before to suck me off, didn't matter that my GF at the time was beside me!! One holding my hands so I couldn't move, other trying to stick his hands down my jocks while on his knees. Disaster. I was terrified.

    What did I do? I chinned the kant and ran for my life!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭Spiritual


    Two ladyboys tried to drag me down a side sreet in Thailand before to suck me off, didn't matter that my GF at the time was beside me!! One holding my hands so I couldn't move, other trying to stick his hands down my jocks while on his knees. Disaster. I was terrified.

    What did I do? I chinned the kant and ran for my life!!


    So no swallow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,973 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    newmug wrote: »
    Well with a username like that, you look like a Russian from Alabama!:pac:

    Like this

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Spiritual wrote: »


    So no swallow.

    Yeah he swallowed his teeth!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I got complimented on my penis size by a man tonite.

    If he was able to form coherent words while sucking you off I'm afraid he might have been trying to flatter you with the compliment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    Gay experiences are totally gay


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Pissed off my head in the bar and we decided to order Baileys, what a mistake that was!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Two ladyboys tried to drag me down a side sreet in Thailand before to suck me off, didn't matter that my GF at the time was beside me!! One holding my hands so I couldn't move, other trying to stick his hands down my jocks while on his knees. Disaster. I was terrified.
    I had similar experience in Thailand, also whilst with the gf. Couple of ladyboys trying to drag me away, but they were rough looking, 5-o'clock shadow, etc. Not the stunning ones you see in the shows.

    Been told that it's usually a pickpocketing scam, so they didn't find me irresistibly attractive:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭J_E


    Starting to get fed up of the casual homophobia around here day in day out...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    I've kissed friends while drunk before - that's about it.
    Nomatter how drunk I was, I don't think I could ever do anything more than that.
    Never say never I guess.


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Oh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic. That was a gay old time! Oh-ho, I ate my share of wiener that day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Cydoniac wrote: »
    Starting to get fed up of the casual homophobia around here day in day out...

    How tho?
    Last time I checked its socially unacceptable to discriminate homosexual people in any sort of way. Not only on boards, but in life.

    Unless you are mistaking jokes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    I was drunk and held a friends hand and felt tingly and thought about cuddling with her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 754 ✭✭✭repsol


    Any males in here ever had a gay experience?
    From having a guy compliment the size of your penis to having sexual acts performed on you by a man.

    What's the furthest you've gone with a man?
    I got complimented on my penis size by a man tonite. I thought it was wierd.

    Any stories?

    Where exactly was your penis when you received this compliment?:eek: In answer to your question ,I think the furthest I have gone with a man is Liverpool to watch a match.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    newmug wrote: »
    Are you for real? Its the other way around! Every second thread is gay this, and gay that, legalise hash, forget the North, free abortions! Its like living in San Francisco!

    Ah, it's a bit much for me, father. "Feck" this and "feck" that.
    "You big bastard". Oh, dreadful language! "You big hairy arse", "You big fecker". Fierce stuff! And of course, the f-word, father, the bad f-word, worse than "feck" - you know the one I mean.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    repsol wrote: »
    Where exactly was your penis when you received this compliment?:eek: In answer to your question ,I think the furthest I have gone with a man is Liverpool to watch a match.

    No shopping?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 754 ✭✭✭repsol


    No shopping?

    The shops were closed by the time he decided what to wear!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    I have heard lots of stories from straight lads who feck around while drunk, like one where a few guys started messing around while drunk after a stag night. Thing is though you'll never ever get told if you ask, it'll get denied and brushed off.

    Sure I think for a lot of guys who do mess around a bit, it means **** all. Like just getting your rocks off instead of doing it on your own sometimes. Harmless and I don't get the big deal about tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    I was in a gay bar waiting for a friend and a lad starts chatting to me. He offers to buy me a pint which i politely decline. He was pretty drunk and whispers to me that he wants to give me the "best blowjob of my life", which.i somewhat reluctantly declined.

    Another time i was at a rave and was, as the French say, "off my biscuit". A chap engage me in conversation, we sat down and within seconds this guy goes for the lunge. I told him he was barking up the wrong tree and went on my way.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭J_E


    How tho?
    Last time I checked its socially unacceptable to discriminate homosexual people in any sort of way. Not only on boards, but in life.

    Unless you are mistaking jokes?
    Lads who do the whole 'I'm straight back away!!!' routine. There's nothing wrong with a bit of harmless messing between friends, you don't just suddenly become attracted to men from a bit of playing around. It's like straight guys are afraid they'll contract The Ghey if they even entertain the idea.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 555 ✭✭✭Hippies!


    Cydoniac wrote: »
    Lads who do the whole 'I'm straight back away!!!' routine. There's nothing wrong with a bit of harmless messing between friends, you don't just suddenly become attracted to men from a bit of playing around. It's like straight guys are afraid they'll contract The Ghey if they even entertain the idea.

    :confused: what are you on about?!

    Maybe some straight lads are repulsed by the idea of themselves with another lad. Jaysus, don't force the ghey down peoples throats butt f*ck it sure, whatever you're into ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    Messing with a few mates (lads and women) a few years back. We got bored in the pub (no, this isn't going where you think) so started playing spin the bottle for the craic. Ended up landing on a lad and we both went in, joking, then didn't chicken out until we touched lips. Cue shock from me while he laughed. That's pretty much it. Exciting, huh?

    I think he was bi-sexual as he asked me to join him and his missus for a threesome not too long afterwards. I politely declined, crossing swords isn't for me. And I didn't particularly want to bang the missus either.

    I also went through a phase (again...not going where you think) where I had a lot of gay men approaching me. Doesn't happen anymore. Either I was particularly fashionable during that period or I'm just a minger these days. Either way, it's ever so slightly sad not to get that attention now. It's an ego boost if nothing else! :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Cydoniac wrote: »
    Lads who do the whole 'I'm straight back away!!!' routine. There's nothing wrong with a bit of harmless messing between friends, you don't just suddenly become attracted to men from a bit of playing around. It's like straight guys are afraid they'll contract The Ghey if they even entertain the idea.
    Nothing at all wrong with it. Most guys wouldn't be up to it, but there are a few guys who get a thought every once in a while, or even the odd predominantly straight lad that does it for a laugh when messing with mates while drunk.

    I read somewhere (think a Kinsey study) that a bit over 30% of guys have some form of a male/male sexual experience, whether it's nothing but a jerk off or full on sex. Thing is though, they'd never admit to it and swear themselves to secrecy over something that was nothing.

    Makes me wonder in years and years time when the sigma about being gay or having any sort of attraction to other men is gone, and people think nothing of it anymore, if guys would experiment once or twice in their lives just to see and check it out without any backlash.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I read somewhere (think a Kinsey study) that a bit over 30% of guys have some form of a male/male sexual experience

    That must be bollocks, it must be. Nearly 1 in 3 men has at the very least, wanked with another bloke?

    Nah, I can't believe that at all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    brummytom wrote: »
    That must be bollocks, it must be. Nearly 1 in 3 men has at the very least, wanked with another bloke?

    Nah, I can't believe that at all.

    What about young guys growing up and messing around with each other harmlessly. I've never had any of those experiences growing up but it happens.

    Around my age now there's quite a lot of straight/curious guys that feck around with their mates, more then you'd think. I've messed around with one or two. The only thing common about all these experiences is that it will never get said unless in trusted company while pure locked.

    I don't blame them either. It's like you being drunk or high and watching porn with a mate and ye might slag one another and end up **** each other off. I doubt you'd be quick telling people even though it'd mean fuck all and wouldn't make you any more "gay" when it was just getting off and nothing more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I'm straight but I don't mind a bit of action with two men on a woman. I had threesomes in college and enjoyed them, I like to compete with another male whether it be for cock size or sexual prowess. My current girlfriend is fcuking oldschool when it comes to that kind of thing, she doesn't like the kinky sh1t, but hell regular sex gets boring, I'd like to mix things up more.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    I'm straight but I don't mind a bit of action with two men on a woman. I had threesomes in college and enjoyed them, I like to compete with another male whether it be for cock size or sexual prowess. My current girlfriend is fcuking oldschool when it comes to that kind of thing, she doesn't like the kinky sh1t, but hell regular sex gets boring, I'd like to mix things up more.

    I've had a threesome but I'd actually be mad for trying out a bi/straight one and tag teaming a girl. I'd think it hot and the competitive element would be a rush in it.

    What I don't get most is why some people are so uptight about some things. Sex is a laugh and a bit if fun. It doesn't have to mean anything more then getting off no questions asked.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭asherbassad


    Any males in here ever had a gay experience?
    From having a guy compliment the size of your penis to having sexual acts performed on you by a man.

    What's the furthest you've gone with a man?
    I got complimented on my penis size by a man tonite. I thought it was wierd.

    Any stories?

    I'm a hetero male (I suppose) but I've spent my entire life trying to suck cock (my own).

    Haven't made it yet, but dammit I'm gonna die trying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,012 ✭✭✭Kerplunk124


    Shifted a few of my friends for the laugh
    Not gay though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I've had a threesome but I'd actually be mad for trying out a bi/straight one and tag teaming a girl. I'd think it hot and the competitive element would be a rush in it.

    What I don't get most is why some people are so uptight about some things. Sex is a laugh and a bit if fun. It doesn't have to mean anything more then getting off no questions asked.

    You've summed it up, I think a lot of Irish people are still sexually repressed. I view my sex life as an adventure, I want to experience as much as I can.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭asherbassad


    Yeah he swallowed his teeth!


    Until Phil came along any yew was all 'umble and the loike, wasn't ya, eh? kannt!


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