Answer a question....ask a question Mk IV

Lady Chuckles

No, I ate them
I'm ever so hungry, you see

Will you make new ones?

Sephiroth_dude

Ok chuckles I will

*Puts on a chefs hat and apron and goes into the kitchen singing judas priest songs*


4 hrs later




*Comes back out with flour every where and a tray of charcoal like cookies*

Ehhhh here your go......enjoy

Did you ehhh enjoy them ?

Lady Chuckles

Nyom, nyom, nyom... Chulckes hungry :)

I love that apron. Where did you buy it?

Sephiroth_dude

I borrowed it off dexter

Will I throw on another batch of charcoal cookies?

C.K Dexter Haven

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I borrowed it off dexter

Will I throw on another batch of charcoal cookies?

Charcoal cookies? :eek: by the sounds of them, I don't know whether you should eat them or burn them.

What's the recipe for charcoal cookies?

Sephiroth_dude

ehhh 16kg's of flour
16 pounds of butter
13 eggs
14 egg whites
eh.....a load of milk

and then you have to put them in a furnace at 2000 degrees.

Doesn't that sound delightful?

Drkitkat

That sounds very tasty, going to make a batch myself.

Is it 300 degrees celsius for 2 hours?

Sephiroth_dude

Drkitkat wrote: »

That sounds very tasty, going to make a batch myself.

Is it 300 degrees celsius for 2 hours?

*Looks at recipe*

No no,2000 and only in a furnace.

Do you own a furnace?

Drkitkat

no i borrow my friends

Should I wear oven gloves?

Sephiroth_dude

Drkitkat wrote: »

no i borrow my friends

Should I wear oven gloves?

Only if you have fibre glass ones?

C.K Dexter Haven

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Only if you have fibre glass ones?

I have some nice Aran knitted ones. Would those do?

Sephiroth_dude

On this occasion..........it'll have to do.

Are they of great value to you?

C.K Dexter Haven

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

On this occasion..........it'll have to do.

Are they of great value to you?

Well, if they're going to protect my fingers from 2000 degree heat, you betcha they are

Do you think they'll work?

Sephiroth_dude

Only one way to find out.......put your hands in the oven dexter and we'll see


Do you mind being the test subject for this experiement ?

C.K Dexter Haven

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Only one way to find out.......put your hhans in the oven dexter and we'll see


Do you mind being the test subject for this experiement ?

Er, not at all:)

But, where are my manners, why don't you go first Dude? :P

SparkySpitfire

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Er, not at all:)

But, where are my manners, why don't you go first Dude? :P

I don't want to

Why do people want to hurt me?

Sephiroth_dude

Ah we dont want to hurt you


*sticks a gun into sparky spitfires back*

Put your hands in the oven now :mad:


Was that harsh of me ?

Ted_YNWA

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Ah we dont want to hurt you


*sticks a gun into sparky spitfires back*

Put your hands in the oven now :mad:


Was that harsh of me ?

Depends if the oven was switched on or not.

Was it turned on ?

C.K Dexter Haven

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Depends if the oven was switched on or not.

Was it turned on ?

It was I'm afraid.

Who's going to Sparkysptifire's wake?

Sephiroth_dude

I might go


Will there be bourbon and cigars at this wake ?

Ted_YNWA

Unfortunately not, due to the nature of his demise, there will be no flammable objects allowed.

Will tea & a chocolate Kimberley suffice ?

lil'bug

oooh yes I do love a good funeral

will there be cucumber sandwiches?

C.K Dexter Haven

lil'bug wrote: »

oooh yes I do love a good funeral

will there be cucumber sandwiches?

Yes, with the bread crusts removed too.

How about some tea cakes too?

discus

Far too overrated.

Is there anywhere one can get served (alcohol:P) 24 hours a day?

Sephiroth_dude

Yes My secret bar ,all you have to bring is bourbon and cigars.


Is that a reasonable request?

Drkitkat

it sounds reasonable to me.

Will bourbon biscuits do?

Sephiroth_dude

Ah my favourites!

How did you know they were my favourite ?

Drkitkat

I'm a good guesser

are you?

Ted_YNWA

Yes,


Can you tell what it is yet .. ?

Sephiroth_dude

*Stares blankly at ted*

No

Does this make me a bad guesser ?