Answer a question....ask a question Mk IV

Sephiroth_dude

Sorry lady c I know your from sweden silly

I havent

Are they nice?

Wichita Lineman

Yes, mojitos are lovely.

Have you ever been asked to walk a straight line by a Garda?

Sephiroth_dude

Yes and then I took a swig of whiskey and told him where to go I didnt really


Was that very cheeky of me?

Wichita Lineman

Depends, if you say it with a smile it lessens the cheek!

Have you ever played golf in the dark?

salacious crumb

I've never even played golf in daylight.

Is golf the most boring sport in the world, ever? :pac:

Elmo

salacious crumb wrote: »

I've never even played golf in daylight.

Is golf the most boring sport in the world, ever? :pac:

Ruins a good walk or so mark twane told me.

Have you hear the tiger woods / Stevie wonder joke?

salacious crumb

Nope.

Ya gonna tell me?

Elmo

salacious crumb wrote: »

Nope.

Ya gonna tell me?

So Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are at an African American Charity Event in honour of there work for African Americans. Neither have met each other before. Tiger Woods goes up to Stevie Wonder to say hello and says

I really like your work you have some many great hits over the years. You were an inspiration to me growing up.

SW: Well Tiger you have done amazing work, when you consider how well you have done in a largely white elitist sport such as golf.

The two continue like this back slapping each other on their achievements.

SW: I love playing golf.

TW: [confussed] really, I mean how to you play

SW: What I do is I get the caddy to go down to the hole and call out and I aim for the sound of his call.

TW: Wow, that's amazing, what's your handicapp ... I mean ...

SW: I know what you mean. 10 - 20

TW: Wow that is great. I'd love to see you play.

SW: Yeah we should organise it sometime

TW: When are you free?

SW: Any night!

Elmo: Do I hear Crickets Singing at this point?

Merkin

I'm sure that's the biggest collection of tumbleweed I've ever seen floating across the entire Boards server just now

If you could see any musician in concert at the weekend, living or dead, who would it be?

Elmo

Merkin wrote: »

I'm sure that's the biggest collection of tumbleweed I've ever seen floating across the entire Boards server just now

If you could see any musician in concert at the weekend, living or dead, who would it be?

Already at the concert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIIuR-HjFho

Any good jokes?

salacious crumb

I do, but they all require visual aids :pac:


Who's your favourite comedian, living or dead?

Sephiroth_dude

Lately its bill bailey but I do like billy connolly too

Do you like either of them?

Wichita Lineman

Yes but I also like Dara O'Brian and Sarah Millican.

Have you ever been to a comedy gig? (I havent)

sammyjo90

I have indeed, saw stephen merchant two years ago and saw russel howard in..october i think!

Do you like gelatine products?

Sephiroth_dude

I havent had them before

What would you recommend from that range?

Merkin

I think they mean products with gelatine as an active ingredient Seph, so anything from jellybabies to winegums to other goodies.

Have you got a sweet tooth or are you sweet enough?

Sephiroth_dude

Oh merkin you charmer you

Ever keep forgetting to put sugar in someones tea while they were staying with you over a weekend?

salacious crumb

I ocassionally forget to put sugar in my own tea. Yuk.


How many teas/coffees have you had already this morning?

Sephiroth_dude

2

you?

Merkin

I've had one very large cup of tea Seph.

What was the last movie you saw in the cinema?

Sephiroth_dude

American hustle

you?

Merkin

TED (it's been ages !!!!)

What's your snack of choice at the cinema?

Sephiroth_dude

Popcorn,hot nuts,coke \0/

Does that make me a hound ?

Merkin

I don't think so but I'm now wondering if you're a chomper and make lots of noise with rustling and chewing and chomping :pac::D

What is your most annoying habit??

Sephiroth_dude

hahahahaha I Swear I'm not,I chomp quietly

I keep forgetting to put sugar in peoples tea


Any plans for the weekend?

Merkin

Aww not to worry. If they complain put some arsenic in and see how they feel about that.

Having a Mexican evening this evening, will do some shopping tomorrow and intend to catch up on my sleep!

What time do you get up at every morning during the week on average?

Sephiroth_dude

I have gotten very bad for getting up in the morning,its normally between 6 and 7 on weekdays depending on if I'm going to the gym or not and then on weekends it can vary between 10 and 11.

Any plans to go to any gigs this year?

Merkin

I absolutely love dance music and enjoy a good boogie but I've a little baby Merkin in my tummy so no plans for any mad nights out at the moment!

Favourite day of the week?

Sephiroth_dude

Saturday \0/

Whats your least favourite day of the week?

Wichita Lineman

Monday, nobody likes Mondays.

Or do they?