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  • #3782
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Thrilled beyond belief m'am

    YOu eat spiders ?:0

    Fab protein in spiders.

    Will you try one sometime? :)


  • #3783
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    *Watches maria eat a spider and faints*

    I need a brandy after watching that,any brandy in the house?


  • #3784
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    *Maria laughs hysterically*

    It wasn't real!

    Was that a funny joke?


  • #3785
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Wasnt real eh ? Then where is my pet spider pedro :0?


  • #3786
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Wasnt real eh ? Then where is my pet spider pedro :0?

    oooooppss , ** looks at sole of shoe.

    What did he look like ?


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  • #3787
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    A cute hairy little fella

    Will you buy a new one?


  • #3788
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    False alarm, this was a bald ugly mother f*@%.

    Are you able to sleep in this weather ?


  • #3789
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    I am Indeed,I just have a sheet over me

    Have you got hayfever?


  • #3790
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    No, grew up on a farm, would have been a nightmare if I had it.

    Who will win the All Ireland this year ?


  • #3791
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Cork

    Do you agree?


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  • #3792
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Yes.

    Why is my phone so slow?


  • #3793
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Cork

    Do you agree?

    i'm an anyone but Kilkenny man.

    Are you able to sing the banks ... ?


  • #3794
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    i'm an anyone but Kilkenny man.

    Are you able to sing the banks ... ?

    Yes but not always in the right key :-).

    Do you sing in the shower?


  • #3795
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Yes but not always in the right key :-).

    Do you sing in the shower?

    Sometimes. Depends on my mood ma'am.

    Do you enjoy a glass of milk?


  • #3796
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    I love milk

    Do you enjoy a nice pint of beer?


  • #3797
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    I love milk

    Do you enjoy a nice pint of beer?

    I do sir. Something magical about it.

    Have you gone to a psychic before?


  • #3798
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    HazDanz wrote: »
    I do sir. Something magical about it.

    Have you gone to a psychic before?

    No, don't believe in all that hocum, tall dark stranger and all that.

    Do you believe in it ?


  • #3799
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    HazDanz wrote: »
    I do sir. Something magical about it.

    Have you gone to a psychic before?

    I haven't

    Have you?


  • #3800
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    No, don't believe in all that hocum, tall dark stranger and all that.

    Do you believe in it ?

    Yes i do.

    Have you not met your tall dark stranger yet so Ted? :)


  • #3801
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Yes i do.

    Have you not met your tall dark stranger yet so Ted? :)

    No, I prefer short fair people.

    How come they are never mentioned in these predictions , are psychics heightist (??) ?


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  • #3802
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    No, I prefer short fair people.

    How come they are never mentioned in these predictions , are psychics heightist (??) ?

    Depends how much you're paying them I guess.

    Can you tell a good joke?


  • #3803
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    I can't. I always forget the punchline.

    Can you teach me one of your jokes?


  • #3804
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Can you teach me one of your jokes?

    I could however you might not like them as they can be smutty and particular.

    Do you want to hear one?


  • #3805
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    I can't. I always forget the punchline.

    Can you teach me one of your jokes?

    Bit difficult to do on this thread and anyway, my jokes probably aren't that funny.

    Why do you forget the punch line?


  • #3806
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    I could however you might not like them as they can be smutty and particular.

    Do you want to hear one?

    Go on so sir :)
    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    Bit difficult to do on this thread and anyway, my jokes probably aren't that funny.

    Why do you forget the punch line?

    Because she's had too much brandy :) *runs*

    Was that awful cheeky of me to say?


  • #3807
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Go on so sir :)



    Because she's had too much brandy :) *runs*

    Was that awful cheeky of me to say?

    It was, but she's gone now- conked out- too much brandy I think :P

    Any brandy left?


  • #3808
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    It was, but she's gone now- conked out- too much brandy I think :P

    Any brandy left?

    *Turns bottle upside down*

    Not a drop *HIC* I'm afraid

    Buy anything in the summer steam sale :p?


  • #3809
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    *Turns bottle upside down*

    Not a drop *HIC* I'm afraid

    Buy anything in the summer steam sale :p?

    Brandy. As it happens. :D

    Want to buy some? :p


  • #3810
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Isn't that just evaporated water your selling though....no thanks :D

    Ever see the films escape from l.a or new York?


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  • #3811
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Isn't that just evaporated water your selling though....no thanks :D

    Ever see the films escape from l.a or new York?

    Yes. Both good but can't really remember them now.

    Who's the best movie cop?


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