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Answer a question....ask a question Mk IV

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Thrilled beyond belief m'am

    YOu eat spiders ?:0

    Fab protein in spiders.

    Will you try one sometime? :)


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    *Watches maria eat a spider and faints*

    I need a brandy after watching that,any brandy in the house?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    *Maria laughs hysterically*

    It wasn't real!

    Was that a funny joke?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Wasnt real eh ? Then where is my pet spider pedro :0?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Wasnt real eh ? Then where is my pet spider pedro :0?

    oooooppss , ** looks at sole of shoe.

    What did he look like ?


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    A cute hairy little fella

    Will you buy a new one?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    False alarm, this was a bald ugly mother f*@%.

    Are you able to sleep in this weather ?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    I am Indeed,I just have a sheet over me

    Have you got hayfever?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    No, grew up on a farm, would have been a nightmare if I had it.

    Who will win the All Ireland this year ?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Cork

    Do you agree?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Yes.

    Why is my phone so slow?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Cork

    Do you agree?

    i'm an anyone but Kilkenny man.

    Are you able to sing the banks ... ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    i'm an anyone but Kilkenny man.

    Are you able to sing the banks ... ?

    Yes but not always in the right key :-).

    Do you sing in the shower?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Yes but not always in the right key :-).

    Do you sing in the shower?

    Sometimes. Depends on my mood ma'am.

    Do you enjoy a glass of milk?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    I love milk

    Do you enjoy a nice pint of beer?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    I love milk

    Do you enjoy a nice pint of beer?

    I do sir. Something magical about it.

    Have you gone to a psychic before?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    HazDanz wrote: »
    I do sir. Something magical about it.

    Have you gone to a psychic before?

    No, don't believe in all that hocum, tall dark stranger and all that.

    Do you believe in it ?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    HazDanz wrote: »
    I do sir. Something magical about it.

    Have you gone to a psychic before?

    I haven't

    Have you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    No, don't believe in all that hocum, tall dark stranger and all that.

    Do you believe in it ?

    Yes i do.

    Have you not met your tall dark stranger yet so Ted? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Yes i do.

    Have you not met your tall dark stranger yet so Ted? :)

    No, I prefer short fair people.

    How come they are never mentioned in these predictions , are psychics heightist (??) ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    No, I prefer short fair people.

    How come they are never mentioned in these predictions , are psychics heightist (??) ?

    Depends how much you're paying them I guess.

    Can you tell a good joke?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    I can't. I always forget the punchline.

    Can you teach me one of your jokes?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Can you teach me one of your jokes?

    I could however you might not like them as they can be smutty and particular.

    Do you want to hear one?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    I can't. I always forget the punchline.

    Can you teach me one of your jokes?

    Bit difficult to do on this thread and anyway, my jokes probably aren't that funny.

    Why do you forget the punch line?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    I could however you might not like them as they can be smutty and particular.

    Do you want to hear one?

    Go on so sir :)
    Bit difficult to do on this thread and anyway, my jokes probably aren't that funny.

    Why do you forget the punch line?

    Because she's had too much brandy :) *runs*

    Was that awful cheeky of me to say?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Go on so sir :)



    Because she's had too much brandy :) *runs*

    Was that awful cheeky of me to say?

    It was, but she's gone now- conked out- too much brandy I think :P

    Any brandy left?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    It was, but she's gone now- conked out- too much brandy I think :P

    Any brandy left?

    *Turns bottle upside down*

    Not a drop *HIC* I'm afraid

    Buy anything in the summer steam sale :p?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    *Turns bottle upside down*

    Not a drop *HIC* I'm afraid

    Buy anything in the summer steam sale :p?

    Brandy. As it happens. :D

    Want to buy some? :p


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Isn't that just evaporated water your selling though....no thanks :D

    Ever see the films escape from l.a or new York?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Isn't that just evaporated water your selling though....no thanks :D

    Ever see the films escape from l.a or new York?

    Yes. Both good but can't really remember them now.

    Who's the best movie cop?


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