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explain yer name game

bobs knobs · 2012-11-20 02:11:51

i'm bob's knobs because my name is robert and i'm a f'n sound engineer. i have an opinion on religeon so i was branded a Paedophile - a troll - and a general ring piece on the very first day i joined boards.ie some cead mile failte i got. anyone else have a BAD name around here or should i get my coat? jayzus where's the…

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i'm bob's knobs because my name is robert and i'm a f'n sound engineer. i have an opinion on religeon so i was branded a Paedophile - a troll - and a general ring piece on the very first day i joined boards.ie some cead mile failte i got. anyone else have a BAD name around here or should i get my coat? jayzus where's the ireland i grew up in and i'm only 32.

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#2 20-11-2012 2:13am

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I hate cuddles

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#3 20-11-2012 2:13am

Where To

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Can anyone guess why I'm called Where To?

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#4 20-11-2012 2:15am

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Where To wrote: »

Can anyone guess why I'm called Where To?

You're a human trafficker??

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#5 20-11-2012 2:16am

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Im a shamrock rovers fan..simple!

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#6 20-11-2012 2:17am

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I have a long shank..

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#7 20-11-2012 2:18am

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I'm not young and my name is periwinkle.

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#8 20-11-2012 2:19am

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Ah, where would we be the monthly AH explain your name thread ?

Welcome (back) to boards OP !

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#9 20-11-2012 2:20am

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Where To wrote: »

Can anyone guess why I'm called Where To?

Something to do with overcharging people to sit in the back seat of your car.

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#10 20-11-2012 2:21am

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my mates are of the opinion that I'm a bit of a hippie, it pisses me off, QED

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#11 20-11-2012 2:21am

Where To

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Ihatecuddles wrote: »

You're a human trafficker??

Ssssh keep it on the downlow, have to get past Homeland Security in a couple of hours

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#12 20-11-2012 2:23am

bobs knobs

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jayzus sound people where were yiz all f'n day

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#13 20-11-2012 2:24am

im invisible

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You can't see me...
*hides*

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#14 20-11-2012 2:24am

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Name of a song I like. Simple stuff.

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#15 20-11-2012 2:25am

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bobs knobs wrote: »

jayzus sound people where were yiz all f'n day

Enjoying the Haribo sweets our neighbours kids sold us.

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#16 20-11-2012 2:25am

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I come at the end of every sentence...

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#17 20-11-2012 2:26am

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Schism wrote: »

Name of a song I like. Simple stuff.

due to crumble unless we grow to ....

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I'm Chuck Stone because I like to hurl pieces of metamorphic rock from hills.

I never use igneous rock - I hate that shit.

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#19 20-11-2012 2:28am

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Chuck Stone wrote: »

I'm Chuck Stone because I like to hurl pieces of metamorphic rock from hills.

I never use igneous rock - I hate that shit.

basalt or gtfo!!

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#20 20-11-2012 2:29am

Where To

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This is a happy thread, let's have a happy song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w5s6V8rQH4

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#21 20-11-2012 2:30am

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That fog that turns everyone inside out got me.

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#22 20-11-2012 2:30am

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Arpa - > Arpanet

Has stuck as my username for all sites for the past 13 years. I got a book explaining internet terminology when I was about 13. Included "LOL, ROTFL, LMAO, newb"...all that sort of stuff.

It also explained that the original internet was called Arpanet.

"Bingo!", I thought. "I will name myself the precursor to the internet! Oh how the many people online will marvel at my witticism and it will undoubtedly ingratiate me into their circle." Then I realised how strange the net is and decided to keep the origins of my name a closely guarded secret for fear of retribution and much guffawing. Until now that is....when...World Wide Web, I reveal to you that I am "ARPA" Born of Arpanet, the seed of the Interweb!!! muhahahahaha

Looking back I was a geeky child...

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#23 20-11-2012 2:30am

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Wow this thread is going better than expected

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#24 20-11-2012 2:31am

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Where To wrote: »

This is a happy thread, let's have a happy song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w5s6V8rQH4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXIRAseagYs

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#25 20-11-2012 2:33am

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I was watching eastenders and felt really sorry for that billy mitchel chap so I stood up walked out to the kitchen to make a ham sandwich. I walked passed a mirror and tried to glance at my beautiful face but the face looking back at me was not my own it was that sorry pittiful face of Billy Mitchel. I had just realised I was a Billy no mates loser just like him. So I rushed out to my laptop registered with boards and as they say the rest is history.

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#26 20-11-2012 2:35am

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Arpa wrote: »

Arpa - > Arpanet

Has stuck as my username for all sites for the past 13 years. I got a book explaining internet terminology when I was about 13. Included "LOL, ROTFL, LMAO, newb"...all that sort of stuff.

It also explained that the original internet was called Arpanet.

"Bingo!", I thought. "I will name myself the precursor to the internet! Oh how the many people online will marvel at my witticism and it will undoubtedly ingratiate me into their circle." Then I realised how strange the net is and decided to keep the origins of my name a closely guarded secret for fear of retribution and much guffawing. Until now that is....when...World Wide Web, I reveal to you that I am "ARPA" Born of Arpanet, the seed of the Interweb!!! muhahahahaha

Looking back I was a geeky child...

Hi Dad

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#27 20-11-2012 2:38am

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Those real people with real lives and real 9-5 jobs dunno what they're missing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrkEDe6Ljqs

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#28 20-11-2012 2:40am

bobs knobs

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Where To wrote: »

Those real people with real lives and real 9-5 jobs dunno what they're missing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrkEDe6Ljqs

get real http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dNIQVYGXbM
lego ashtray pimpin.

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#29 20-11-2012 2:45am

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bobs knobs wrote: »

get real http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dNIQVYGXbM
lego ashtray pimpin.

Too cool for me bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg

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#30 20-11-2012 2:45am

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I was listening to the music channels while setting up an account and just dance came on with red1, but that wasn't exactly working out so I switched it around 'till it did.

And here I am 7 months later with fuck all achievements or personal development to show for it.

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#31 20-11-2012 2:46am

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1ZRed wrote: »

I was listening to the music channels while setting up an account and just dance came on with red1, but that wasn't exactly working out so I switched it around 'till it did.

And here I am 7 months later with fuck all achievements or personal development to show for it.

you love me really sausage jockey xxx

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#32 20-11-2012 2:47am

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I'm Winston Payne, the Rookie Killer. From the Ace Attorney series of games. You'll find me on the prosecution's bench. Screeching.

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#33 20-11-2012 2:48am

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My name is steve and I play drums.

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#34 20-11-2012 2:54am

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bobs knobs wrote: »

you love me really sausage jockey xxx

Rioght. Sure whatever keeps the **** fantasy going for you

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#35 20-11-2012 2:56am

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1ZRed wrote: »

Rioght. Sure whatever keeps the **** fantasy going for you

I still woves you IZRed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSoEP1NVmPM

Well, maybe not this much.:P

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#36 20-11-2012 2:58am

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Jesus what's happening to AH?!?

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#37 20-11-2012 2:58am

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1ZRed wrote: »

Rioght. Sure whatever keeps the **** fantasy going for you

rite blue-balls blue smiley so iz stands for iz a what exactly, man yer f'n weird.:)

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#38 20-11-2012 3:00am

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Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Jesus what's happening to AH?!?

I can't speak for anyone else but I'm on my holidays and I'm that drunk that if I fell into a barrel of titties I'd come out sucking my thumb.

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#39 20-11-2012 3:00am

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figrolls.

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#40 20-11-2012 3:03am

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I can't speak for anyone else but I'm on my holidays and I'm that drunk that if I fell into a barrel of titties I'd come out sucking my thumb.

God you just said the word I hate the most :P

I also hate fig rolls. I'm ruining this thread will all my hatred

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#41 20-11-2012 3:04am

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I still woves you IZRed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSoEP1NVmPM

Well, maybe not this much.:P

Now I have something truly meaningful to post here

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#42 20-11-2012 3:06am

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Ihatecuddles wrote: »

God you just said the word I hate the most :P

I also hate fig rolls. I'm ruining this thread will all my hatred

Barrel?:(

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#43 20-11-2012 3:09am

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Barrel?:(

Now you've said it twice.

You're on the list

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#44 20-11-2012 3:09am

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bobs knobs wrote: »

rite blue-balls blue smiley so iz stands for iz a what exactly, man yer f'n weird.:)

Well I'll tell you one thing, I'm pretty drained atm and I could never hold back enough to ever get blue balls. Too much of a horny bastard me

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#45 20-11-2012 3:11am

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1ZRed wrote: »

Well I'll tell you one thing, I'm pretty drained atm and I could never hold back enough to ever get blue balls. Too much of a horny bastard me

Get a room guys!! :P

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#46 20-11-2012 3:16am

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Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Get a room guys!! :P

Not if he's thinking I'm his "sausage jockey". The guy's on the wrong end of the stick

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#47 20-11-2012 3:16am

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Horsebox was a word I picked up on when I came to Ireland. Friends started to call me horseboxo since I'm Latino. Raises some eyebrows here in the US though.

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TerrorFirmer is a ****ed up, run of the mill Troma movie featuring violence, nudity,profanity, genital mutilation, general run of the mill username stuff.

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#49 20-11-2012 3:23am

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Yes

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#50 20-11-2012 3:25am

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just got banned by benny cake he's a bad man.. iz red chill man peace out girl scouts! it was fun

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#51 20-11-2012 3:34am

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bobs knobs wrote: »

just got banned by benny cake he's a bad man.. iz red chill man peace out girl scouts! it was fun

Why are you getting banned?

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