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Do you have a real job

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  • 19-11-2012 9:28pm
    #1
    Hootanany
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭


    Or just sit in an Office pretending.


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    #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,427 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I have an imaginary job.


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    #3
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users Posts: 10,799 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Ill just type this up on my invisible typewriter.


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    #4
    marble
    Registered Users Posts: 105 ✭✭marble


    With a bit of luck I'll have a blow job later


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    #5
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    Ill just type this up on my invisible typewriter.

    hmmm hmmm hmmm....mmm mmm mmm..... :pac:


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    #6
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    I've never had a job. real or imaginary.


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    #7
    talla10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭talla10


    I have a real job with collegues, pay slips and everything. They even let me go outside


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    #8
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    The irish office work ethic is abysmal.


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    #9
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Executive porn surveyor here


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    #10
    OneArt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    talla10 wrote: »
    I have a real job with collegues, pay slips and everything. They even let me go outside

    We're not allowed go outside since Jacinta lost a foot.


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    #11
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    I'm a wizard.


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    #12
    Hootanany
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    I meen a proper job not pushing pens and computer stuff
    Manual labour stuff that makes you sweat.


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    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    I'm a fireman.


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    #14
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Yep. 24 hours a day. 7 days a week. 365 days a year.

    That's a real job.


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    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Hootanany wrote: »
    I meen a proper job not pushing pens and computer stuff
    Manual labour stuff that makes you sweat.
    Manual labour is a real job and other jobs aren't?


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    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    I'm a garda, who lives on conflakes. :*(


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    Jogathon
    Registered Users Posts: 516 ✭✭✭Jogathon


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    I'm a fireman.

    Don't be ridiculous. There are no white collars in the fire brigade...the smoke turns them black.


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    Hootanany
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    smash wrote: »
    Manual labour is a real job and other jobs aren't?

    Well yeah it's real


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    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    I'm a garda, who lives on conflakes. :*(

    My motortax is out,whatcha gonna do about it mwhahah :pac:


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    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    smash wrote: »
    Manual labour is a real job and other jobs aren't?
    Yeah. That's why cavemen couldn't type.


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    #21
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Hootanany wrote: »
    Well yeah it's real

    I don't quite get the logic there . . .


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    #22
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    My motortax is out,whatcha gonna do about it mwhahah :pac:

    *waves fist*

    Now come on! :mad:


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    #23
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Hootanany wrote: »

    Well yeah it's real
    Tell you what... I much rather my "fake job" in an office getting paid a lot more than some lad on a site in the pissing rain doing a "real job"!


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    #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hootanany wrote: »
    Well yeah it's real
    I would argue that a mental strenuous job such as programming is more tiring than a manual labour job...


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    #25
    stop animal cruelty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭stop animal cruelty


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    I'm a garda, who lives on conflakes. :*(

    oink oink :p


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    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I would argue that a mental strenuous job such as programming is more tiring than a manual labour job...
    Says the guy who can't even finish a sentence.


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    delad
    Registered Users Posts: 511 ✭✭✭delad


    Hootanany wrote: »
    I meen a proper job not pushing pens and computer stuff
    Manual labour stuff that makes you sweat.

    Do you know how hard it is to sit down for 8 hours a day and stare at a computer?! You wouldn't last a second in our world. Humans weren't designed to stay stationary and sitting down for so long, its absolutely gruelling and I would take a manual job over it any day of the week.


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    #28
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I babysit a couple of nights a week

    WOOOO COLLEGE!


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    #29
    [Deleted User]
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    Where To wrote: »
    Says the guy who can't even finish a sentence.
    I did finish the sentence. Sorry if it was up to you standard.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis


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    #30
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    stop animal cruelty wrote: »
    oink oink :p

    Ah now, come on I'm on my doughnut break. :mad:


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    #31
    Max Power
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    I'm a fixer


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