If the last film you watched was about to happen to you...

Dicky Pride

What would happen?

I'd spend a bit of time on the streets with my child and then finally, after a long internship, get hired by a stock broking firm. Millions await me.

DiggingDeep

I'd probably get shot..

The One Who Knocks

THREEWAY!

The King of Moo

After careful consideration, I'd decide not to endorse your park.

minidazzler

I'd be an early 90's renaissance man who calls himself The Dude and gets caught up in a weird plot because I was mistaken for some rich guy. They pissed on my rug maan.

Brussels Sprout

I'd be sent to Iran to execute an improbable plan.

Silverfish

I'd send my CV to companies outside of Gotham, and just move the hell out.

bitburger

I'd lose it all, become god, get everything and lose it all again.

Redlion

Skyfall spoiler:

I'd get to stab Javier Bardem in the back, which is cool and all...

But I really like his films!

frozenfrozen

*Closes pornhub*


This is a good thread

Senna

I'd be the plumber called out to fix a lonely housewife's pipes......

woodoo

I'd be getting bombed in Gaza

Outkast_IRE

I would have to try and protect the "rainmaker" from a future version of myself

im invisible

Follow the white rabbit...

Take the BLUE pill this time

endacl

I'd be on a bus in the east end of London, blasting zombies on the way to rescue my grandad, who hated to he called grandad by the way, and his wrinkly mates from an old folks home that had been overrun by the undead.

Princess Peach

3 ghosts would visit me on Christmas Eve and tell me I'm a mean bitter TV Exec

FUN

Spiritual

I would be looking for Dumber.

Professey Chin

I can help the muppets save their theatre!

Intensive Care Bear

I'd have to train the 12 year old girl next door how to be an assassin because of her family get killed due to a drug debt. I would also spend a lot of time fighting off her sexual advances and looking after my favourite plant.

Shryke

Just saw Skyfall. Proper James Bond. Fantastic film. Bardem is very, very good.

Ghandee

I'd be reminiscing about the small difference's in Europe, and how they call a quarter pounder with cheese a 'royale with cheese'

Then I'd prepare to shoot Brad.

brummytom

I'd be in the RA and say 'baaaiii' at the end of everything.

flutterflye

Two guys would have a fist fight over me in the street and one of them would like me just as I am

(RTE 2 right now)

IrishExpat

I'd inherit a ring and soon after find a company comprised of no less than an Elf, Dwarf, Wizard, and other small people, with a general aim of tossing it into a volcano. More or less.

IrishExpat

Ghandee wrote: »

I'd be reminiscing about the small difference's in Europe, and how they call a quartet pounder with cheese a 'royale with cheese'

Then I'd prepare to shoot Brad.

Man, I don't even have an opinion.

Skerries

I would be in lots of car chases through London saying to criminals "we're the Sweeney and you're nicked!"

Pottler

I have to start setting corny booby traps all over the house to deal with two bungling burglars as my parents have gone off without me...I have a 12 year old, he makes me watch stuff, whatcher gonna do.

Halloran springs

I'd have a power drill at the side of my head to put a stop to all this madness

ZzubZzub

A pizza that I'll never get to eat is about to be delivered by a sexy delivery driver. Rawr!

pablomakaveli

Pottler wrote: »

I have to start setting corny booby traps all over the house to deal with two bungling burglars as my parents had gone off without me...I have a 12 year old, he makes me watch stuff, whatcher gonna do.

I dont have kids and i still watched that movie. You know why? Because Home Alone is awesome cake, thats why.

cookie75

I'd be asking u to say hello to my little friend !