Masturbating in space.

kneemos

Just watching The Big Bang Theory and it was mentioned.Can you masturbate in space or does it just create too much of a mess?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

i assume they have socks in space

Zero-g moneyshot sounds like a mess.

admiralofthefleet

as long as you dont do it near a black hole. hur hur

Hippies!

That's why you watch The Big Bang Theory, because you've never asked yourself that question before.

El Guapo!

kneemos wrote: »

Just watching The Big Bang Theory and it was mentioned.Can you masturbate in space or does it just create too much of a mess?

I'm watching it myself and I thought the exact same thing!!
I'd say it just gets messy tbh! :pac:

SafeSurfer

Your such a chauvinist.

9959

For me, only a small bit of space is required I'm afraid.

Custardpi

I wonder if NASA have ever done experiments on this. I mean realistically if we're ever going to do manned missions to Mars it's going to involve people spending many months in a metal box with little to do except monitor their equipment. Sooner or later someone is going to want to crack one off so they'd have to consider how things would work in a zero gravity environment.

im invisible

posh **** ftw

3....2....1....Blast Off

admiralofthefleet

SafeSurfer wrote: »

Your such a chauvinist.

oh yeah women dont ****.

phasers

Nah, there's too many ants everywhere to properly work up a stroke

3ndahalfof6

To much energy used, for every 1 earth stroke you would need 6 space strokes,
end result, cock in a complete mess, but if you need to lose weight it might be the way to go.

Sunnyisland

If you don't enjoy masturbation, you only have yourself to blame."

Mr Benevolent

Yes. It was recommended to Apollo astronauts to manage prostrate infections.

promethius

fap fap..... houston we have a problem..... switches shorted with a.... sticky protein based substance....

Intensive Care Bear

Deleted User wrote: »

Zero-g moneyshot sounds like a mess.

It was actually done in a porno. They hired a plane to do one of those rapid descent where everyone floats around on the plane. I ....read about in a science magazine :pac:

Topper Harley

Hate to burst your bubbles lads, but t'would be impossible to even get an erection in space what the low blood pressure and slow flow of blood, so your body couldn't push enough blood to your penis to get it up. Sorry.

Littlehorny

I wonder does it shoot out of you or does it stay still and you shoot backward? Zero g and all?

Gummy Panda

In space, no one can hear you cum

3ndahalfof6

Topper Harley wrote: »

Hate to burst your bubbles lads, but t'would be impossible to even get an erection in space what the low blood pressure and slow flow of blood, so your body couldn't push enough blood to your penis to get it up. Sorry.

Bullsiht, if she looks good enough and I tweet her and she redives, it will happen.

Benny_Cake

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

To much energy used, for every 1 earth stroke you would need 6 space strokes,
end result, cock in a complete mess, but if you need to lose weight it might be the way to go.

It would also help reduce the muscle loss brought on by zero-g...in one arm, at least.

chickenbutt

There's a really interesting book out there about all those little things we wonder about life in space. It's called Packing for Mars: The Curious Science of Life in the Void by Mary Roach. There's a whole chapter on sex in space as well. Very interesting read!

castletownman

There has to be a pun on an inanimate carbon rod somewhere in this topic!

3ndahalfof6

Gummy Panda wrote: »

In space, no one can hear you cum

Interesting, so when you cum you hear a sound (noise) I just shout load deployed, but that is my voice not my volcano erupting noise.

Bruthal

Littlehorny wrote: »

I wonder does it shoot out of you or does it stay still and you shoot backward? Zero g and all?

It goes swimming around the ship, looking for something to fertilize. No one would be safe

Topper Harley

castletownman wrote: »

There has to be a pun on an inanimate carbon rod somewhere in this topic!

Inanimate or intimate?

seven_eleven

You could cumshot in your own mouth

3ndahalfof6

Richard will tell us if it is possible, and molly will confirm it.

Topper Harley

seven_eleven wrote: »

You could cumshot in your own mouth

YOU could maybe. I'm not even going to try...you know, when I go into space...whenever that is.

bnt

Topper Harley wrote: »

Hate to burst your bubbles lads, but t'would be impossible to even get an erection in space what the low blood pressure and slow flow of blood, so your body couldn't push enough blood to your penis to get it up. Sorry.

What? If astronauts had seriously low blood pressure in space, they would not be able to function. There are some changes, but nothing sufficiently drastic as to prevent an erection. Read this, for example:

Our results show that HR and arterial BP in space equal pre-flight supine values. In all subjects, HR and mean arterial BP (MAP) were lower in space compared with pre-flight standing (both p<0.05).

Translation: the blood pressure when weightless was equal to that when lying down on Earth. I don't know about you, but ...

kneemos

seven_eleven wrote: »

You could cumshot in your own mouth

Is that gay?

Profiler

seven_eleven wrote: »

You could cumshot in your own mouth

You could also go for a space walk without a spacesuit... but you wouldn't want to.

Kylo Ren

"One small stroke for man, one giant orgasm for man kind."

1ZRed

Confab wrote: »

Yes. It was recommended to Apollo astronauts to manage prostrate infections.

Like having a fap and getting a shly finger in?

sinjin_smythe

just on the whole big bang theory, how the hell did they shoot shots of your man in space?? Someone mentioned through weightlessness on one of those planes that nose dives (gives them about 30 seconds). Is that the case?

grenache

chickenbutt wrote: »

There's a really interesting book out there about all those little things we wonder about life in space. It's called Packing for Mars: The Curious Science of Life in the Void by Mary Roach. There's a whole chapter on sex in space as well. Very interesting read!

Think I'm gonna buy me that book for Christmas

chickenbutt

grenache wrote: »

Think I'm gonna buy me that book for Christmas

Do, it's very good. She also has other books I've also read, on sex, life after death, what happens to your body after you die etc.

Topper Harley

bnt wrote: »

Translation: the blood pressure when weightless was equal to that when lying down on Earth. I don't know about you, but ...

What, you lie down when...Weirdo! I stand on my head like a normal person. :cool:

And let's not forget sildenafil. Let no man ever remain floppy, wherever he is.

smcgiff

weedhead wrote: »

just on the whole big bang theory, how the hell did they shoot shots of your man in space?? Someone mentioned through weightlessness on one of those planes that nose dives (gives them about 30 seconds). Is that the case?

I'd say SFX

"To boldly cum where no man has cum before!" :pac:

Intensive Care Bear

Deleted User wrote: »

"To boldly cum where no man has cum before!" :pac:

Uranus?

steve9859

smcgiff wrote: »

I'd say SFX

Youre probably right, and they are pretty good SFX for a sit-com!

Neewbie_noob

kneemos wrote: »

Just watching The Big Bang Theory and it was mentioned.Can you masturbate in space or does it just create too much of a mess?

I'm back from Space everybody. I whacked a few out but after a while it's like living in a snowglobe.

Capt'n Midnight

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space#Film_depicting_zero_gravity_intercourse

The adult entertainment production company Private Media Group has filmed a movie called The Uranus Experiment: Part Two where the zero gravity intercourse scene was accomplished by flying an airplane to an altitude of 11,000 feet (3350 meters) and then doing a steep dive. The filming process was particularly difficult from a technical and logistical standpoint. Budget constraints allowed only for one 20 second shot,

Rigol

Confab wrote: »

Yes. It was recommended to Apollo astronauts to manage prostrate infections.

First officer to retract foreskin at 88 retractions per minute. First officer to place finger in rear cavity. Resultant emission to be projected toward second officer. Second officer to take evasive manouvers and call first officer a total fag.

mikom

kneemos wrote: »

Just watching The Big Bang Theory and it was mentioned.Can you masturbate in space

Yes you can, but you must do it quietly.

In space, nobody can hear you cream.

Light Switch

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

To much energy used, for every 1 earth stroke you would need 6 space strokes,
end result, cock in a complete mess, but if you need to lose weight it might be the way to go.

You'll just end up looking like Popeye.

kneemos

I bet NASA have spent millions of dollors to come up with a sterile hermetically sealed system,it's probably called the comfort or relaxation module or something similarly undescriptive.

who the fug

kneemos wrote: »

I bet NASA have spent millions of dollors to come up with a sterile hermetically sealed system,it's probably called the comfort or relaxation module or something similarly undescriptive.

whilst the russians issued socks