Letter addressed to a younger you

Green Mile

If you could write a letter to your-younger-self and post itback ten years ago, what would you write?

smash

A long list of winning lotto numbers and dates

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BOOOO!!!!!

Zomg Okay

That money you got for your Confirmation? Yeah. Apple shares. No, I'm serious. Apple shares.

Max Power

If I ever catch you smoking I will chop your balls off

Lawrence1895

'Tell your pet rats not to nibble cables...or wallpapers...or the sofa. Seriously, tell them'

davet82

Michelle O'Riordan has crabs

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davet82 wrote: »

Michelle O'Riordan has crabs

As pets like?

cowzerp

Hi Cowzerp
There is no god so live life for today because when you die you will be gone, not been judged by st peter for stupid man made rules wrote by sand farmers.
Get out there and do what makes you and your's happy.

ps, Renting is not dead money, Buying a house will cripple you for probaly the rest of your life
Wiser Cowzerp

Boscoirl

Close the curtains when you masturbate

charlemont

I'd prefer to write to myself 15 years ago and say Cop the F-on.

davet82

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As pets like?

i wish

Duggy747

"I'm going to kill you."

I'll have that spelt out with letters from newspapers

Naid23

Run away... to another country, nothing to do here!..

fishy fishy

dear younger me:

like every young person who has just "realized they are born" you think you know it all - you don't. Listen to your elders - they've been there, done that, and know better than you. You, in fact haven't lived enough to know anything about life yet.

Yours sincerely
Your older and wiser self.

MadsL

Something like, don't post done-to-death threads on AH perhaps?

Spiritual

Touch away, you won't go blind.

Niles

Wear sunscreen.

ando

Buy a large plot of land in Donnybrook in 1995. Sell it in 2007. Buy a Ferrari

castletownman

Don't buy a Livestrong yellow bracelet or indeed get on the Lance Armstrong bandwagon

CardBordWindow

Dear Young Cardboardwindow,

Learn to read.

STAR2011

Don't ever get married!

9959

Where did you put the remote?, I still can't find the damn thing!

Dicky Pride

Don't go into that bookies.

SmilingLurker

Don't worry so much. If the relationship is not fully right leave, you will find the right person for you.

Do the numbers in investments, trust your instincts. The crowd will be wrong.

Work hard, but take time for you and live. Prioritize your social life like you do at work.

Look behind you.

Scioch

Dear younger me, drop out of school, borrow like a mad bastard, invest it all into property and enjoy the life of Reilly. Cash out before 2007 and once the whole thing falls to shít buy up all the bonds. Dont worry, you cant lose

PS. Jimmy Saville is a paedo, keep clear.

TheUsual

OK, you won't understand any of this now, it will look like nonsense to you but trust me/you.
Go into the Government office in town where they take copyrights.
Submit the following websites as your inventions ...

www.amazon.com
www.youtube.com
www.gmail.com


The nerds won.
Who knew ?
Your future self.

Do something about your goddamn awful hair. Please.

cluelessgent

Dearest gent esquire

Keep playing the piano as it will allow you to infiltrate jazz parties and have carnal knowledge of hippie-esq women of a promiscuous nature

Gent

zyanya

Dear Me:

- Days go slow, but years go fast. Time runs faster than you think. DO NOT waste it.

- You will sooner than you think lose the advantage of being younger than your contenders.

- Unless you're seriously humiliated, never leave a job before already having signed up for another one.

- A low salary job is better and will make you feel better than no job at all.

- You know well who of the men who are interested in you are worthy men. Do not take them for granted.

- You know well who is even beyond that. Cherish how he treats you and protects you. YES, he truly is something else. DO NOT let him go.

- Not everyone who treats you nicely is your friend.

- But not everyone who is not your friend, is your enemy.

- You already know you're a little too paranoid. They're not all out to get you, all right?

- Think twice before hurting someone you love.

- Keep learning languages, you'll see how they come in handy.

- Your dad will not even come close to old age. You already know you're his weakness. Fill him with happy memories, for there will come a time when this and people's company will be all he can enjoy.

- Your mama is not completely healthy and will scare you a few times, but she'll make it. Tell her not to carry heavy stuff.

- Watch your little sister. You know she's good, but she can become too hard and skeptical.

- Sometimes, you suck as a friend. Come on, give those old chicas the love they deserve.

- Yes, the friends you have kept since kindergarten will still be by your side for the years to come.

- Keep that room tidy.

- You're young. Fix your teeth NOW, for you will not want to wear braces when you're older.

- Respect yourself and treat yourself well.

- Travel lots.

- Watch your weight.

- Worry less, enjoy more.

- Seize the opportunities right when you have them.

Love,

You