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Party tricks?

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  • 09-11-2012 10:30pm
    #1
    Big Bottom
    Registered Users Posts: 346 ✭✭


    Do you know any party tricks?

    I can juggle four balls!

    Have you any special abilities like being double jointed!


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    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Have been known to light a fart while pissed.


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    The One Who Knocks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    Big Bottom wrote: »
    Do you know any party tricks?

    I can juggle four balls!

    Have you any special abilities like being double jointed!


    I can spot trolls


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    Bears and Vodka
    Registered Users Posts: 2,249 ✭✭✭Bears and Vodka


    Four balls AND a big bottom? Oh wow!


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    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    I can shake my eyeballs.


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    #6
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I can tell the difference between butter and I can't believe it's not butter.


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    #7
    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Hide the sausage

    I can also make your woman feel loved after a bacardi or five


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    mf240
    Registered Users Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭mf240


    Having four balls is very unusual.
    Being able to juggle them, well that's mind blowing.


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    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Four balls? Fair play to you OP, not many on hear will readily admit to such promiscuity.


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    #10
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    I can always manage to insult one random person without realising it.


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    #11
    Big Bottom
    Registered Users Posts: 346 ✭✭Big Bottom


    How can you shake your eyeballs Larianne?!


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    #12
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Shryke wrote: »
    I can always manage to insult one random person without realising it.

    How fcuking dare you!


    Reported. :mad:


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    #13
    The One Who Knocks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    Big Bottom wrote: »
    How can you shake your eyeballs Larianne?!


    Like this,
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92s23KnhN1rrd1wp.gif


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    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Big Bottom wrote: »
    Do you know any party tricks?

    I can juggle four balls!

    Have you any special abilities like being double jointed!

    Can you juggle them in your mouth??


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    Max Power
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    Tarty pricks


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    The One Who Knocks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    Can you juggle them in your mouth??

    I'll bet you can,


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    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    I can sing some filthy German songs :D


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    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    I can perform a bit of manualism.


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    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    I can make large amounts of cake disappear :D


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Party tricks are for attention seeking whores. I like to sit in the corner with a bottle of Jim Beam and quietly sob


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    The One Who Knocks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Party tricks are for attention seeking whores. I like to sit in the corner with a bottle of Jim Beam and quietly sob

    so are big butts,


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    #22
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Big Bottom wrote: »
    How can you shake your eyeballs Larianne?!

    Hmm.. Good question! I kinda cross my eyes and then just do it! Can't explain how I discovered how I could do it.
    Jamez735 wrote: »
    Like this,
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92s23KnhN1rrd1wp.gif

    That is more this: :rolleyes:


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    The One Who Knocks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    Larianne wrote: »
    Hmm.. Good question! I kinda cross my eyes and then just do it! Can't explain how I discovered how I could do it.

    oh you were serious?


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    #24
    Big Bottom
    Registered Users Posts: 346 ✭✭Big Bottom


    Ha ha, I must try that!


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    #25
    The One Who Knocks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    Big Bottom wrote: »
    Ha ha, I must try that!

    Indeed you must.

    We done here yet?


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i can perform excorcism's at parties, ie. i clear the place of all spirits. and beer


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    #27
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    I can do things with my tongue that not many people can :o


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    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Ghandee wrote: »
    How fcuking dare you!


    Reported. :mad:

    I'll get my coat.


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    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Jamez735 wrote: »
    oh you were serious?

    Yep. Sure why would I lie? I've met 4 other people that can do it too! :)


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    Rothko
    Registered Users Posts: 12,846 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Big Bottom wrote: »
    Do you know any party tricks?

    I can juggle four balls!

    Have you any special abilities like being double jointed!

    Yeah, I actually am double jointed


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    The One Who Knocks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    Larianne wrote: »
    Yep. Sure why would I lie? I've met 4 other people that can do it too! :)

    Ohh now that I think of it, I remember meeting a guy that could do that too!


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