Party tricks?

Big Bottom

Do you know any party tricks?

I can juggle four balls!

Have you any special abilities like being double jointed!

senorwipesalot

Have been known to light a fart while pissed.

The One Who Knocks

Big Bottom wrote: »

Do you know any party tricks?

I can juggle four balls!

Have you any special abilities like being double jointed!

I can spot trolls

Bears and Vodka

Four balls AND a big bottom? Oh wow!

Larianne

I can shake my eyeballs.

Jesus Wept

I can tell the difference between butter and I can't believe it's not butter.

Dunny

Hide the sausage

I can also make your woman feel loved after a bacardi or five

mf240

Having four balls is very unusual.
Being able to juggle them, well that's mind blowing.

keith16

Four balls? Fair play to you OP, not many on hear will readily admit to such promiscuity.

Shryke

I can always manage to insult one random person without realising it.

Big Bottom

How can you shake your eyeballs Larianne?!

Ghandee

Shryke wrote: »

I can always manage to insult one random person without realising it.

How fcuking dare you!


Reported. :mad:

The One Who Knocks

Big Bottom wrote: »

How can you shake your eyeballs Larianne?!

Like this,
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92s23KnhN1rrd1wp.gif

BillyMitchel

Big Bottom wrote: »

Do you know any party tricks?

I can juggle four balls!

Have you any special abilities like being double jointed!

Can you juggle them in your mouth??

Max Power

Tarty pricks

The One Who Knocks

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Can you juggle them in your mouth??

I'll bet you can,

Lawrence1895

I can sing some filthy German songs

Daveysil15

I can perform a bit of manualism.

KTRIC

I can make large amounts of cake disappear

My name is URL

Party tricks are for attention seeking whores. I like to sit in the corner with a bottle of Jim Beam and quietly sob

The One Who Knocks

My name is URL wrote: »

Party tricks are for attention seeking whores. I like to sit in the corner with a bottle of Jim Beam and quietly sob

so are big butts,

Larianne

Big Bottom wrote: »

How can you shake your eyeballs Larianne?!

Hmm.. Good question! I kinda cross my eyes and then just do it! Can't explain how I discovered how I could do it.

Jamez735 wrote: »

Like this,
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92s23KnhN1rrd1wp.gif

That is more this: :rolleyes:

The One Who Knocks

Larianne wrote: »

Hmm.. Good question! I kinda cross my eyes and then just do it! Can't explain how I discovered how I could do it.

oh you were serious?

Big Bottom

Ha ha, I must try that!

The One Who Knocks

Big Bottom wrote: »

Ha ha, I must try that!

Indeed you must.

We done here yet?

admiralofthefleet

i can perform excorcism's at parties, ie. i clear the place of all spirits. and beer

BBDBB

I can do things with my tongue that not many people can

Shryke

Ghandee wrote: »

How fcuking dare you!


Reported. :mad:

I'll get my coat.

Larianne

Jamez735 wrote: »

oh you were serious?

Yep. Sure why would I lie? I've met 4 other people that can do it too!

Rothko

Big Bottom wrote: »

Do you know any party tricks?

I can juggle four balls!

Have you any special abilities like being double jointed!

Yeah, I actually am double jointed

The One Who Knocks

Larianne wrote: »

Yep. Sure why would I lie? I've met 4 other people that can do it too!

Ohh now that I think of it, I remember meeting a guy that could do that too!

alwaysadub

I can touch my nose with my tongue

frag420

I can stick a Q-tip up my nose.

BillyMitchel

alwaysadub wrote: »

I can touch my nose with my tongue

Can you lick your elbow too?!

Pottler

I can touch my eyebrows with your wifes bellybutton.

Pottler

frag420 wrote: »

I can stick a Q-tip up my nose.

That's nothing, with a small bit of practice, I bet I could get fourty or fifty of them up there for you.

Fulton Crown

BAAAAAAAAAAAAARF

Sheep Shagger

Lighting pubes.

Arpa

recite the alphabet backwards...is that a trick or just geekiness?

Big Bottom

Thats impressive whatever it is!

Wacker The Attacker

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

Tarty pricks

Awesome spoonerism

uch

I used to be able to fit ten 2p pieces up me nose, but since the euro I've no party trick

Johnny D. Mudd

Big Bottom wrote: »

Do you know any party tricks?

I can juggle four balls!

Have you any special abilities like being double jointed!

Well, in certain positions, juggling four balls isn't as difficult as it sounds.

*Wink wink* *Nudge nudge*

BBDBB wrote: »

I can do things with my tongue that not many people can

Ooooooh myyyyyyyy!!!!

My party trick, that I don't use that often, is that I am able to rotate my feet so that they are facing away from body. Pretty horrible right?

uch

Johnny D. Mudd wrote: »

My party trick, that I don't use that often, is that I am able to rotate my feet so that they are facing away from body. Pretty horrible right?

No, that's called being Drunk!!

MaxSteele

My mangina goes down pretty well, give or take.

Messer Maguires on the other hand ...

Johnny D. Mudd

uch wrote: »

No, that's called being Drunk!!

LOL, nah, it's called having feet deformities since birth. They're fairly normal now but only after numerous operations on them.

mauzo

I can burp the alphabet backwards.

Yes, Im gross.

stop animal cruelty

l can put my 2 feet behind my head & do a cartwheel!

af_thefragile

I can sit in the background and sulk over the vainness of everything there...

Adyx

I can play guitar. Generally Damien Rice, Paddy Casey, Christy Moore - that kind of thing. Girls love it.



















Yeah, I'm THAT guy.

uch

Johnny D. Mudd wrote: »

LOL, nah, it's called having feet deformities since birth. They're fairly normal now but only after numerous Beers on them.

FYP