How to make money while being a student?

GalwayGuy2 · 07-11-2012 4:48pm #1

Besides Get a job:P Other forms of making money besides that.

Wossack · 07-11-2012 4:50pm

umm, find it?

petethebrick · 07-11-2012 4:50pm

Gambling, selling drugs, burglary

Tom_Cruise · 07-11-2012 4:50pm

Steal books from the library and sell them online.

Become a bully and bully the weak students into handing over cash/valuables etc.

lukesmom · 07-11-2012 4:51pm

Go to the library, someone might leave their wallet unattended

Turtyturd · 07-11-2012 4:51pm

Doing assignments for the clowns who are wasting money.

Hande hoche! · 07-11-2012 4:51pm

By any chance are you a chemistry/pharmacy student?

gobnaitolunacy · 07-11-2012 4:54pm

Scrap metal theft.

folan · 07-11-2012 4:54pm

gamble. be awesome and win everything.

or:

Sponsorship.

i cant think of anything else that isnt work or illegal.

good luck, and remember, tesco brand spagetti is good food

Super-Rush · 07-11-2012 4:54pm

Wallet inspector.

juan.kerr · 07-11-2012 4:55pm

Clinical trials

GalwayGuy2 · 07-11-2012 4:56pm

Go to the library, someone might leave their wallet unattended

(Lights Cigar) I love it when a plan comes together.

gobnaitolunacy · 07-11-2012 4:58pm

Art colleges look for models, but you'd have to pose in the hey Jude.

Chuck Stone · 07-11-2012 4:59pm

What I do is collect acorns in the autumn when there is a surplus and hide them around the forest for the winter months when there is a scarcity. When the harsh months come I scamper down the trees and gather up the acorns so I don't go hungry.

brummytom · 07-11-2012 5:00pm

Chuck Stone wrote: »

What I do is collect acorns in the autumn when there is a surplus and hide them around the forest for the winter months when there is a scarcity. When the harsh months come I scamper down the trees and gather up the acorns so I don't go hungry.

Doesn't really help the OP unless he sells them to squirrels.

Actually, there's an idea.

Gummy Panda · 07-11-2012 5:01pm

Become a gay pornstar

Intensive Care Bear · 07-11-2012 5:02pm

Silk Road.

uberalles · 07-11-2012 5:03pm

Chuck Stone wrote: »

What I do is collect acorns in the autumn when there is a surplus and hide them around the forest for the winter months when there is a scarcity. When the harsh months come I scamper down the trees and gather up the acorns so I don't go hungry.

+1

lukesmom · 07-11-2012 5:09pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Become a gay pornstar

Why 'gay'???

frankosw · 07-11-2012 5:10pm

Anything but "get a job.."

:rolleyes:

Remmy · 07-11-2012 5:25pm

Become an Irish stringer bell. One proviso is that you must have an above average intellect to stay ahead of 5-0.

Princess Peach · 07-11-2012 5:30pm

lukesmom wrote: »

Go to the library, someone might leave their wallet unattended

People are ALWAYS leaving laptops unattended.

Steal them.

UCDVet · 07-11-2012 5:30pm

Students are so lazy

"I want money, but ummm, I don't want a job. And I can't be arsed to think of something clever myself. Please tell me how to get money, effortlessly."

Rayne Wooney · 07-11-2012 5:30pm

Setup a lemonade stand = $$$

Shryke · 07-11-2012 5:31pm

1210m5g wrote: »

Silk Road.

Shh!

Princess Peach · 07-11-2012 5:33pm

Chuck Stone wrote: »

What I do is collect acorns in the autumn when there is a surplus and hide them around the forest for the winter months when there is a scarcity. When the harsh months come I scamper down the trees and gather up the acorns so I don't go hungry.

OR!
Get some toothpicks and make little men out of acorns, draw on a wee face.

Sell them at the corner of the main street

Ficheall · 07-11-2012 5:34pm

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Besides Get a job:P Other forms of making money besides that.

You should become a speaker for the USI and help them with their #fedupstandup campaign...

shopaholic01 · 07-11-2012 5:37pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Become a gay pornstar

PM 1ZRed for more information and contact details.

Frynge · 07-11-2012 5:44pm

shopaholic01 wrote: »

PM 1ZRed for more information and contact details.

Team up and do your own production/directing and distribution to keep a bigger slice of the pie.

Or you could take the same approach to meth.

13spanner · 07-11-2012 5:50pm

Bet ALL you have that 'Summer of '69' is going to be re-released and hit number one in the charts in the summer of 2069. It's gonna happen i tells ya!

. . . . . of course you'll have to wait another 55 odd years

eug87 · 07-11-2012 5:51pm

Give up drinking

Dangerous Man · 07-11-2012 5:56pm

Rape.

Mod - poster banned

Frynge · 07-11-2012 6:00pm

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Rape.

Is it happening to you now

Markcheese · 07-11-2012 6:01pm

Chuck Stone wrote: »

What I do is collect acorns in the autumn when there is a surplus and hide them around the forest for the winter months when there is a scarcity. When the harsh months come I scamper down the trees and gather up the acorns so I don't go hungry.

That gets the , made me laugh , post of the day , award.. On a whole different planet ,man.....

AnonoBoy · 07-11-2012 6:02pm

Your housemates probably have loads of DVD, games, clothes, laptops and bikes just sitting around unused.

Why not do them a favour and declutter their rooms?

They'll be ever so grateful and you can make some money in the process!

carrig2 · 07-11-2012 6:06pm

Beg.....busk....beg

dj jarvis · 07-11-2012 6:06pm

go to the Phoenix park - find the papal cross and ask for bubba

he will have a job for you , back breaking, but REARwarding

kneeelix · 07-11-2012 6:08pm

You could always do grinds if you are particularly talented in any valued subject?

Ask your college if they have tutoring positions/paid volunteering (seems pointless calling it that :rolleyes:).

Alternatively you could try printing your own money?

Or better, trade monopoly money to the elderly by asking them to "break a 20"

get creative....I am happy to sell you other ideas..see how easy it is?:D