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Next time somebody calls you a vegetable ...

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    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    shur did ya never see that film 'The Happening'?


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    ArseLtd
    Registered Users Posts: 214 ✭✭ArseLtd


    ... who said that ...


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    Jaded Jester
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 26 ✭Jaded Jester


    Do you get called a vegetable very often? I'm usually just called an alcoholic drug addicted suicidal loser!


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    Prick!
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 936 ✭✭✭Prick!


    Where are their ears though? ;)


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    ArseLtd
    Registered Users Posts: 214 ✭✭ArseLtd


    Prick! wrote: »
    Where are their ears though? ;)

    In it's ass. And where's it's ass? Well, join me in my library.


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    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    I'm not as green as I am cabbage looking. :mad:


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    partyatmygaff
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    It's hardly as if plants are sentient and communicate with each other in the same way that animals do. It's no more shocking than bacteria "communicating" with one another.


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    ArseLtd
    Registered Users Posts: 214 ✭✭ArseLtd


    partyatmygaff wrote: »
    It's hardly as if plants are sentient and communicate with each other in the same way that animals do. It's no more shocking than bacteria "communicating" with one another.

    Well yes but it's interesting and shows there's alot going on that can't be seen. Except by me.


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    RikkFlair
    Registered Users Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    im invisible wrote: »
    shur did ya never see that film 'The Happening'?

    What a strange movie that was


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    MistyCheese
    Registered Users Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    I don't know that anyone ever has called me a vegetable.

    I could show that to someone the first time they call me a vegetable, if you like. I'm meeting you halfway here. I like to think that's what an aubergine would do.


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    caste_in_exile
    Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭caste_in_exile


    got called an asparagus, or was that an asberger I will show them that.


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    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Well that is a turnip for the books.


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    #14
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Next time somebody calls you a fruit ... kick em in the plums.


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    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    RikkFlair wrote: »

    What a strange movie that was
    The old lady was creepy


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    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Thread is bookmarked. Cheers OP. :cool:


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    #17
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    That lovely smell of freshly cut grass is actually a distress signal that acts as a warning.

    Not like there's much they could do, anyways........


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    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Pretty sure if someone is calling you a vegetable and you show them proof vegetables react to sounds they would just tell ya to get the fcuk up just that bit louder.


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    aligator_am
    Registered Users Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭aligator_am


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Not like there's much they could do, anyways........




    :)


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    stoneill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,610 ✭✭✭stoneill


    What if you are called tomato?


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    #21
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    stoneill wrote: »
    What if you are called tomato?

    Then you report them for being homophobic.


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    Stereomaniac
    Registered Users Posts: 6,166 ✭✭✭Stereomaniac


    Can you report someone for being homophobic if they don't do anything homophobic to you?


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    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Stereomaniac wrote: »
    Can you report someone for being homophobic if they don't do anything homophobic to you?

    Cant stop ya. But a tomato is a fruit. So.......


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    Knew this mushroom that always got invited to parties because he was a real fun guy.


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    ArseLtd
    Registered Users Posts: 214 ✭✭ArseLtd


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Knew this mushroom that always got invited to parties because he was a real fun guy.

    I hear he also makes great soup


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    mackg
    Registered Users Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Knew this mushroom that always got invited to parties because he was a real fun guy.

    He went to a party at my place last week but he had to leave because there wasn't mush room.


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    jesse pinkman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 353 ✭✭jesse pinkman


    Scientists Confirm that Plants Talk and Listen To Each Other, Communication Crucial for Survival
    PCI_90228893_kennygilmore_390x285.jpg


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    Halloran springs
    Registered Users Posts: 201 ✭✭Halloran springs


    jesse pinkman wrote: »
    Scientists Confirm that Plants Talk and Listen To Each Other, Communication Crucial for Survival
    PCI_90228893_kennygilmore_390x285.jpg

    Omg what are you talking about those aren't plants they're real people, heads of state in fact!


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    #29
    Barna77
    Registered Users Posts: 3,271 ✭✭✭Barna77


    I blame the cauliflower ears


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    Rothko
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    im invisible wrote: »
    shur did ya never see that film 'The Happening'?

    I saw the first 30 minutes before I turned it off as it was so terrible


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    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Vegetarians are cruel, unfeeling people.
    Everyone knows a carrot screams when grated.
    Potatoes, the earth's little lobsters, boiled in their skins...

    I can't find the poem online, but I've always liked it.


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