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What non essential must haves should I get for my house?

  • 27-10-2012 9:07pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭


    Guys,

    Hopefully moving into my new house next week, for are the non-essential must haves AHers?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Coke and hookers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Sex toys. Pizza cutter. Rolled up magazine for killing spiders.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    A glory hole on you front door with a sign offering your services for free.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    A basement/dungeon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Coke and hookers

    Jerry Flannery and Diet Coke- check!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    A young African boy, some absinthe and a Wesson over-under with some bird-shot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 280 ✭✭Pig Benis


    A hammock, a footspa and a trampoline.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    You need a TV that is too big to fit through any door - if the wall doesn't have to be cut to fit it in, it's too small. Big Telly...mmmm


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    A chiminea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Fondue set. Special steak knives. A really expensive juicer. A patio heater. Oh, and decking. Lots of decking.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    A roof.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    A black man servant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Fondue set. Special steak knives. A really expensive juicer. A patio heater. Oh, and decking. Lots of decking.

    Token woman poster :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    A **** dungeon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Abi wrote: »
    A chiminea.

    Erm .... oops.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    You could do with a **** dungeon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Skyfall wrote: »
    A **** dungeon
    Skyfall wrote: »
    You could do with a **** dungeon


    We heard you the 1st time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Stuff I needed to get when I moved into my apartment was:

    A kettle (Doubled as a bucket for the leaky roof)
    A bucket (To take over the kettles duties when it was in use)

    That's pretty much it, really.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    mattjack wrote: »
    A basement/dungeon.

    yep, getting the harness off ebay ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Pig Benis wrote: »
    A hammock, a footspa and a trampoline.

    Hammocks!!! Why didnt I think of that?

    http://handsomebwonderful.org/simpsons/images/HankScorpio/images/hankscorpio1.gif


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    Chucken wrote: »
    We heard you the 1st time.

    Good, who doesnt need a **** dungeon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    mattjack wrote: »

    Token woman poster :)

    A token woman poster? You mean like the one of that tennis player scratching her arse? Am not sure that would be considered a household essential Matt..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Patio heater. Oh wait, not 2005.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    efb wrote: »
    yep, getting the harness off ebay ;)

    Ok , a second hand basement harness ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Get a breadmaker. Every house needs a breadmaker that lives on top of a press somewhere :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    A token woman poster? You mean like the one of that tennis player scratching her arse? Am not sure that would be considered a household essential Matt..

    Teyla , you're far too advanced for this level of thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    A black man servant.



    which one?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    Chucken wrote: »
    Get a breadmaker. Every house needs a breadmaker that lives on top of a press somewhere :o

    Ice cream makers are good too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Stuff I needed to get when I moved into my apartment was:

    A kettle (Doubled as a bucket for the leaky roof)
    A bucket (To take over the kettles duties when it was in use)

    That's pretty much it, really.

    Came ready equipped with a crying chair and thin curtains [that did little to block out the constant yellow misery of the sentry steet light as the rain laments down the windowpane.]
    did it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Skyfall wrote: »
    Ice cream makers are good too

    And rice cookers!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    mattjack wrote: »
    Ok , a second hand basement harness ...

    /orders bleach :P


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    Chucken wrote: »
    Get a breadmaker. Every house needs a breadmaker that lives on top of a press somewhere :o

    My breadmaker comes to bed with me every night


    Shes good at the dishes too


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    Chucken wrote: »
    And rice cookers!

    Tooth hurty


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Sappa


    Lava lamp


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,655 ✭✭✭El Inho


    sodastream!!!!!!!!!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    Crystal swing opening your house she dranks tequilah yo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Sappa


    Chucken wrote: »

    And rice cookers!
    Use my rice cooker almost every day,best invention ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    MadsL wrote: »
    Came ready equipped with a crying chair and thin curtains [that did little to block out the constant yellow misery of the sentry steet light as the rain laments down the windowpane.]
    did it?

    I don't own a chair, that's why I lie on the floor.

    Also, the curtains are very thin indeed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Swinging chair outside and also a shotgun

    You can sit out there holding your gun and muttering to yourself


    Airtricity, the TV license man and the annoying local kids will leave you alone!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    pizza maker- there's an app for that (Dominos)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Swinging chair outside and also a shotgun

    You can sit out there holding your gun and muttering to yourself


    Airtricity, the TV license man and the annoying local kids will leave you alone!


    Works for me anyway :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Swinging chair outside and also a shotgun

    You can sit out there holding your gun and muttering to yourself


    Airtricity, the TV license man and the annoying local kids will leave you alone!

    they can all fcuk off!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    Chucken wrote: »
    Works for me anyway :D

    I spread rumours im a sex offender


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    I don't own a chair, that's why I lie on the floor.

    Also, the curtains are very thin indeed.

    I would thank that twice if I could. So here I am. Thanks.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 343 ✭✭Sorcha16


    A 'non-essential must have' is a really good oxymoron


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Sorcha16 wrote: »
    A 'non-essential must have' is a really good oxymoron


    But arent we all oxy morons really?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    Ryan tubridy narrating your life

    A bronze statue of Jimmy Savile rodgering Justin Bieber

    A pet cat called timmy

    A bag of sand

    10kg of weed

    Merry christmas i want to get hiiiiiigggghhh sooo hiiggghhh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    those pink dumbells that line every loft in the country


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    those pink dumbells that line every loft in the country

    And ab trimmers


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 343 ✭✭Sorcha16


    Chucken wrote: »
    But arent we all oxy morons really?

    Well some people are oxygen-stealing morons, if thats what you mean? :)


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