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What non essential must haves should I get for my house?

  • 27-10-2012 09:07PM
    #1
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭


    Guys,

    Hopefully moving into my new house next week, for are the non-essential must haves AHers?


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  • #2
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Coke and hookers


  • #3
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Sex toys. Pizza cutter. Rolled up magazine for killing spiders.


  • #4
    Max Power
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    A glory hole on you front door with a sign offering your services for free.


  • #5
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    A basement/dungeon.


  • #6
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    the groutch wrote: »
    Coke and hookers

    Jerry Flannery and Diet Coke- check!


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  • #7
    Rigol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    A young African boy, some absinthe and a Wesson over-under with some bird-shot.


  • #8
    Pig Benis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 280 ✭✭Pig Benis


    A hammock, a footspa and a trampoline.


  • #9
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    You need a TV that is too big to fit through any door - if the wall doesn't have to be cut to fit it in, it's too small. Big Telly...mmmm


  • #10
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    A chiminea.


  • #11
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Fondue set. Special steak knives. A really expensive juicer. A patio heater. Oh, and decking. Lots of decking.


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  • #12
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    A roof.


  • #13
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    A black man servant.


  • #14
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Fondue set. Special steak knives. A really expensive juicer. A patio heater. Oh, and decking. Lots of decking.

    Token woman poster :)


  • #15
    Skyfall
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    A **** dungeon


  • #16
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Abi wrote: »
    A chiminea.

    Erm .... oops.


  • #17
    Skyfall
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    You could do with a **** dungeon


  • #18
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Skyfall wrote: »
    A **** dungeon
    Skyfall wrote: »
    You could do with a **** dungeon


    We heard you the 1st time.


  • #19
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Stuff I needed to get when I moved into my apartment was:

    A kettle (Doubled as a bucket for the leaky roof)
    A bucket (To take over the kettles duties when it was in use)

    That's pretty much it, really.


  • #20
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    mattjack wrote: »
    A basement/dungeon.

    yep, getting the harness off ebay ;)


  • #21
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Pig Benis wrote: »
    A hammock, a footspa and a trampoline.

    Hammocks!!! Why didnt I think of that?

    http://handsomebwonderful.org/simpsons/images/HankScorpio/images/hankscorpio1.gif


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  • #22
    Skyfall
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    Chucken wrote: »
    We heard you the 1st time.

    Good, who doesnt need a **** dungeon?


  • #23
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    mattjack wrote: »

    Token woman poster :)

    A token woman poster? You mean like the one of that tennis player scratching her arse? Am not sure that would be considered a household essential Matt..


  • #24
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Patio heater. Oh wait, not 2005.


  • #25
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    efb wrote: »
    yep, getting the harness off ebay ;)

    Ok , a second hand basement harness ...


  • #26
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Get a breadmaker. Every house needs a breadmaker that lives on top of a press somewhere :o


  • #27
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    A token woman poster? You mean like the one of that tennis player scratching her arse? Am not sure that would be considered a household essential Matt..

    Teyla , you're far too advanced for this level of thread.


  • #28
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Dangerous Man wrote: »
    A black man servant.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh8lssXkipE


    which one?


  • #29
    Skyfall
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    Chucken wrote: »
    Get a breadmaker. Every house needs a breadmaker that lives on top of a press somewhere :o

    Ice cream makers are good too


  • #30
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    Stuff I needed to get when I moved into my apartment was:

    A kettle (Doubled as a bucket for the leaky roof)
    A bucket (To take over the kettles duties when it was in use)

    That's pretty much it, really.

    Came ready equipped with a crying chair and thin curtains [that did little to block out the constant yellow misery of the sentry steet light as the rain laments down the windowpane.]
     did it?


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  • #31
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Skyfall wrote: »
    Ice cream makers are good too

    And rice cookers!


  • #32
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    mattjack wrote: »
    Ok , a second hand basement harness ...

    /orders bleach :P


  • #33
    Skyfall
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    Chucken wrote: »
    Get a breadmaker. Every house needs a breadmaker that lives on top of a press somewhere :o

    My breadmaker comes to bed with me every night


    Shes good at the dishes too


  • #34
    Skyfall
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    Chucken wrote: »
    And rice cookers!

    Tooth hurty


  • #35
    Sappa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Sappa


    Lava lamp


  • #36
    El Inho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,655 ✭✭✭El Inho


    sodastream!!!!!!!!!


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  • #37
    Skyfall
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    Crystal swing opening your house she dranks tequilah yo


  • #38
    Sappa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Sappa


    Chucken wrote: »

    And rice cookers!
    Use my rice cooker almost every day,best invention ever.


  • #39
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    MadsL wrote: »
    Came ready equipped with a crying chair and thin curtains [that did little to block out the constant yellow misery of the sentry steet light as the rain laments down the windowpane.]
     did it?

    I don't own a chair, that's why I lie on the floor.

    Also, the curtains are very thin indeed.


  • #40
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Swinging chair outside and also a shotgun

    You can sit out there holding your gun and muttering to yourself


    Airtricity, the TV license man and the annoying local kids will leave you alone!


  • #41
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    pizza maker- there's an app for that (Dominos)


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  • #42
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Swinging chair outside and also a shotgun

    You can sit out there holding your gun and muttering to yourself


    Airtricity, the TV license man and the annoying local kids will leave you alone!


    Works for me anyway :D


  • #43
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Swinging chair outside and also a shotgun

    You can sit out there holding your gun and muttering to yourself


    Airtricity, the TV license man and the annoying local kids will leave you alone!

    they can all fcuk off!


  • #44
    Skyfall
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    Chucken wrote: »
    Works for me anyway :D

    I spread rumours im a sex offender


  • #45
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    I don't own a chair, that's why I lie on the floor.

    Also, the curtains are very thin indeed.

    I would thank that twice if I could. So here I am. Thanks.


  • #46
    Sorcha16
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 343 ✭✭Sorcha16


    A 'non-essential must have' is a really good oxymoron


  • #47
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Sorcha16 wrote: »
    A 'non-essential must have' is a really good oxymoron


    But arent we all oxy morons really?


  • #48
    Skyfall
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    Ryan tubridy narrating your life

    A bronze statue of Jimmy Savile rodgering Justin Bieber

    A pet cat called timmy

    A bag of sand

    10kg of weed

    Merry christmas i want to get hiiiiiigggghhh sooo hiiggghhh


  • #49
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    those pink dumbells that line every loft in the country


  • #50
    Skyfall
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭Skyfall


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    those pink dumbells that line every loft in the country

    And ab trimmers


  • #51
    Sorcha16
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 343 ✭✭Sorcha16


    Chucken wrote: »
    But arent we all oxy morons really?

    Well some people are oxygen-stealing morons, if thats what you mean? :)


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