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What's the weirdest thing you've done with your penis?

  • 23-10-2012 11:50pm
    #1
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭


    like trying to get a bj off the hoover or peeing on an electric fence.


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  • #2
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    More harsh than wierd, but mine is settle down. Thus denying it the riding it deserved


  • #3
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,667 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    kneemos wrote: »
    like trying to get a bj off the hoover or peeing on an electric fence.


    You've done both those things?

    What on earth were you thinking?


  • #4
    Joekers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,260 ✭✭✭Joekers


    Typed thissf srentce


  • #5
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    humberklog wrote: »
    You've done both those things?

    What on earth were you thinking?

    Are you sure you want to know? :(


  • #6
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,667 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Sauve wrote: »
    Are you sure you want to know? :(


    Just to put the thread straight, as it were (ahem).


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  • #7
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Brought him to the zoo once.


  • #8
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    zipped it up after a nasty voicemail from twink.


  • #9
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Foreskin farts!


  • #10
    BordsMagoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭BordsMagoo


    Using it as a puppet and giving it the voice of Ben Mitchell


  • #11
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Anything I've done I'm this life, I've done it 'with my penis'.

    Its pretty difficult to somehow detach it, and leave it in the house or whatever while I go on one of my many adventures.


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  • #12
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    Put it inside my secretly syphilis-ridden ex wife, who is a whore, by the way


  • #13
    CavanCrew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭CavanCrew


    Is it that time of the night already?


  • #14
    cartell_best
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭cartell_best


    kneemos wrote: »
    like trying to get a bj off the hoover or peeing on an electric fence.

    Lad, one of two things are going to happen with ya...1:life is just going to be sucked out of you or 2: you're going to get the worst God damn shock of your life


  • #15
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    The Internet, are those Nik Naks? that must sting..


  • #16
    Remmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    Used it to take a phone call for me while I was driving cause I didn't have a hands free kit.


  • #17
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Lenin Skynard wrote: »
    Foreskin farts!

    WTF?


  • #18
    DyldeBrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,406 ✭✭✭DyldeBrill


    lets just say I spent a bit too much time in the jacuzzi bath...


  • #19
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Left it alone for 24 hrs.


  • #20
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    put it in a girls bum, I mean wtf was I thinking :confused:


  • #21
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I put a little James Bond suit on one once.

    Then his name was James Boner. A grand time was had.


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  • #22
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I put a little James Bond suit on one once.

    Then his name was James Boner. A grand time was had.

    Post op of course Princess!


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