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What's the weirdest thing you've done with your penis?

kneemos

like trying to get a bj off the hoover or peeing on an electric fence.

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castletownman

More harsh than wierd, but mine is settle down. Thus denying it the riding it deserved

humberklog

kneemos wrote: »

like trying to get a bj off the hoover or peeing on an electric fence.

You've done both those things?

What on earth were you thinking?

Joekers

Typed thissf srentce

Sauve

humberklog wrote: »

You've done both those things?

What on earth were you thinking?

Are you sure you want to know?

humberklog

Sauve wrote: »

Are you sure you want to know?

Just to put the thread straight, as it were (ahem).

keith16

Brought him to the zoo once.

DrumSteve

zipped it up after a nasty voicemail from twink.

Lenin Skynard

Foreskin farts!

BordsMagoo

Using it as a puppet and giving it the voice of Ben Mitchell

Ghandee

Anything I've done I'm this life, I've done it 'with my penis'.

Its pretty difficult to somehow detach it, and leave it in the house or whatever while I go on one of my many adventures.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Put it inside my secretly syphilis-ridden ex wife, who is a whore, by the way

CavanCrew

Is it that time of the night already?

cartell_best

kneemos wrote: »

like trying to get a bj off the hoover or peeing on an electric fence.

Lad, one of two things are going to happen with ya...1:life is just going to be sucked out of you or 2: you're going to get the worst God damn shock of your life

Amalgam

The Internet, are those Nik Naks? that must sting..

Remmy

Used it to take a phone call for me while I was driving cause I didn't have a hands free kit.

Mickey H

Lenin Skynard wrote: »

Foreskin farts!

WTF?

DyldeBrill

lets just say I spent a bit too much time in the jacuzzi bath...

Spread

Left it alone for 24 hrs.

IM0

put it in a girls bum, I mean wtf was I thinking

Princess Peach

I put a little James Bond suit on one once.

Then his name was James Boner. A grand time was had.

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Princess Peach wrote: »

I put a little James Bond suit on one once.

Then his name was James Boner. A grand time was had.

Post op of course Princess!